All right kids I know all my other stories were shit and I know this one might be shit to but it will be better than the other stories I've written so be prepared to be amazed.
Today is a special day today is Voldemort or Voldeboobs birthday. It is his 16 birthday he may not look 16 but he is.
" Wormtail! Come here you fatass!" shouted Voldeboobs.
" Know that I'm 16 I want a HUGE party like huge! Oh my god I'm already excited anyway I want you to invite anyone who's hot and I don't want you to invite anyone with a lighting scar on there forehead cause those people are so not hot like I've heard the guys have like a half penis so yeah"said Voldeboobs.
" Can I come to your party?" asked Peter.
Voldeboobs checks him out. "Eww!! No!! You'll like totally embarrass me besides you have like wrinkly blubber" said Voldeboobs.
Wormtail starts crying. " But you promised me" he said.
" Yeah right! Please like I'd do that gross!" said Voldeboobs. "So like why don't you go invite anyone who's hot and after you've planned out my party I'll Avada you oh and can you get me a pink wand and actually I think I'll go shop for my wardrobe" said Voldeboobs.
Wormtail walks out sobbing. "Yo sup dog? Voldeboobs ready for some BANG! BANG!" said Lucious Malfoy winking at Voldeboobs suggestively.
" EWW! You know I only like Draco besides you're so not hot and you're not a gangster plus your white not black so stop painting your face brown GOD!" said Voldeboobs.
Yeah this is the end I'm way to lazy to think of a better story so this might be worse than the other ones.