Title: Nosebleed Worthy

Rating: M

Author's Note: This just came to me out of nowhere. This a crossover between Twilight and Harry Potter. Oh one more thing Cedric didn't die in this particular fanfic.

Disclaimer: Own neither of the Harry Potter or Twilight series, I guess shooting stars granting your wish is just a myth.

"Jacob come here", Edward said to the tan boy sitting on the other end of the sofa from him. "yes", Jacob called. " I'm bored and I need a fix", pale boy said. "but I … you…. already just this morning…", Jacob started, "did I ask you or tell you now get on your knees and do what you do best with your long tongue", Edward said lazily, while already having his cock out and stroking himself. Jacob got on his knees in front of Edward, and licked the underside of Edward's hard member. He licked the precum off the tip and traced his tongue along a very prominent vein. Humming and moaning as he took him into his mouth fully, he deep throated the vampire and sucked until his cheeks were hollow. The vampire pulled the werewolf's hair so he could watch as the boy's eye darkened in pleasure as he sucked him off. He saw them and lost control. His fangs coming out as he said, "pants off now", Edward demanded with force in his tone…

A raven haired boy's green eyes never left the page of what he was reading even when he felt something roll down his face and a red splotch hit the page.

"Hey Cedric have you read Twilight?" Harry called as Cedric passed him in the library. "Harry you need a tissue; your nose bleeding", Cedric said as he looked down and saw what the boy was reading. "Aww Harry your sick, how can you read that; you pervert, plus Edward is obviously a douche"; Cedric said as he handed Harry a handkerchief. " how can anyone like being controlled like that?"

Just then Draco strolled in, "Harry come on were going to the prefects bathroom", Harry blushed "Draco there are people around"; "I don't care", Draco said as he stuffed Harry's hand in his pants.

Harry blushed some more and giggled as he was lead away by the Slytherin.

'How did that boy ever save me', Cedric thought as he shook his head at the two retreating forms.

Sorry twilight fans it was just too funny not to do! LOL! So anyway, please review and sorry for any mistakes:)