Never ask the Fullmetal Alchemist addict…
That day, Jessie's fourth grade class was learning about the 7 deadly sins, or "the bad thingies that make peoples mean". She was quite happy to be learning about this, because her big sister had explained to her what they were. The meanings of the sins were weird, but her big sis knew everything. She waved her hand around in the air, determined to be called on. Finally, her teacher asked her, "Ok Jessie, what is envy?"
"Envy is a cross dressing, gender-confused, green haired palm tree!"
The teacher sweatdropped, along with the class.
This was so fun to write.
I thought of it in class one day, and almost cracked up in the middle of class.
Hope you liked it!
Merry Christmas