Passing notes
Sirius Padfoot
Remus Moony
James Prongs
Peter Wormtail
History of Magic
Moony I'm bored…
Then take some notes.
But it's History of Magic, nobody needs it!
You may need it on your exams.
Would you two stop it! I'm between you two and this note has hit me four times!
Don't tell me you have been paying attention too…
No, I was taking a nap. And what a dream I had…
You dreamt Evans naked again?
Who asked you? You're too young for this stuff!
But I'm your age!
I wasn't talking about age measured in years…
Hmph… you're mean!
James, Sirius, what have you done to Peter? He looks as if he's about to cry!
Nothing…
Nothing…
James…
Hey, don't look at me like that, Moony! I just told him to fuck off and he took it personally!
Of course he "took it personally"! He's your friend!
He is?
Moony, chill it… Wormtail is used to stuff like this.
Sirius, not you too!
Yes, me too!
Hmph.
Moony don't give me that face.
Aw, come on, Moony, don't pout!
Moony…
Leave me alone! I'm trying to pay attention in class!
Pay attention? You're about to cry yourself!
I am not! Something got into my eye…
Sure… Need a napkin?
No…
Some chocolate?
No.
Aw, come on Moony, I know you want it!
NO!
You are like an old married couple!
STAY OUT OF THIS!
And you say I was acting bad with Wormtail…
That's right Moony! You're a bad, bad werewolf!
Shut up.
You're so bad you don't even deserve chocolate! I'll eat it!
Sirius…
And I'll tell everyone that you sleep with a pink teddy bear you received for Valentine's Day from a secret admirer, whose name you don't even know!
Sirius!
What?
Haven't you observed Moony turned his head and is ignoring us… ?
So?
I think he's crying…
Shit.
Moony! Moony I was joking! You can have the chocolate! I'll excuse myself and go to the kitchen and get even more!
No.
Come on, I won't tell anyone about your teddy bear!
No.
You have such a nice teddy bear!
No.
I'll tell you who sent it to you!
Who?
I won't tell you. First give me one of those moony smiles. Got that Moony? Moony smile!
Ha ha ha… Very funny Padfoot.
You call that a smile?
Bigger…
Bigger…
That's the spirit!
Okay, who was it?
Who was what?
Who sent me the teddy bear?
Oh that… that teddy bear was sent by ME!
You know what, Sirius Black, you're a big fucking liar!
What?
You should have said you didn't know!
What do you mean? I sent it!
Yeah, sure.
Hey Moony, who else knew that you had lost your other teddy bear and that you secretly liked pink?
Okay. Let's say I believe you. Why?
Why do people send gifts on Valentine's Day?
Cut the crap Padfoot.
Woo! Moony's swearing!
Shut it James.
Come on Moony what do you want me to do, kiss you?
Yes.
Believe me, as much as I'd love to do that we're still in class.
Oh.
Lunch time, in the Necessity Room?
Really? Alright!!!
I've been waiting all year to ask you that.
Woohoo! Moony's got a date!
Moony and Pads sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Wormtail!
Wormtail!
Wormtail!