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A/N I am so twisted for writing this, but I couldn't help it. I thought it would be hysterical. Now I just need somebody who will draw a comic of this for me.

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Korra and Mako were sitting at a table, listening to Tenzin lecturing them about how reckless they had been rescuing Bolin. They didn't really care how much they were yelled at, they were just glad he was safe at home, resting.

The mighty avatar looked… not so mighty, as she shrunk in her seat under the scolding of her teacher and the cool under fire Mako also looked somewhat nervous, jumping at particularly loud shouts. They were both in big trouble and it did not look like Tenzin would take it easy on them.

"Are you even listening!" Tenzin asked, breaking them out of their trance. "I cannot believe how reckless you two were doing such a thing. Do you have any idea what would have happened if Amon had taken your bending away Korra!"

Korra twiddled her fingers and Tenzin turned towards the portray of his father, sighing deeply. The master air bender was trying to calm himself down as kept his back to them, not allowing them to see how red with anger his face had become.

Korra picked up a cup of water and swished it around, bending a small swirl to keep her from being too bored with this lecture. Mako glanced at her and mouthed 'stop that' before looking down at the table, which was when he noticed it.

He opened his mouth to speak, but then snapped his shut. Pabu… somehow, the small ferret had obviously been stowaway somewhere, most likely on his new friend Naga. The ferret looked up at Mako, whiskers twitching and Mako quickly made to grab him, but Pabu did the one thing he was afraid he would do… he crawled down his pants.

Mako quickly reached into his pants to catch the ferret, but accidentally pulled his tail… and all hell broke lose. Pabu was biting him and it really did sting like fire. Korra's eyes widened slightly as she saw him with his hand down his pants.

"Pabu…" He whispered and she made an 'oh' face and Mako whimpered as the ferret kept biting him, he couldn't exactly reach and every time he tried, his fingers were bitten as well. "Korra, help me out."

Korra quickly glanced at Tenzin; he was saying something, luckily still facing away from them.

"No, way." She whispered back. "I'm not putting my hand anywhere near… there…"

"Korra!" He begged in a high whisper, grimacing as the ferret bit him even harder. He was sure that one drew blood.

"Fine!" She whispered back harshly and hesitated, before quickly reaching in to find the ferret, they both struggled to find it and Mako kicked his leg out as Pabu bit him again. This was not good; hopefully Tenzin did not turn around. All of a sudden, they both stiffened and slowly looked at one another. Coming to the same conclusion.

"That… isn't… Pabu…" He said slowly face turning as red as hers, she quickly pulled away from him and they sat up straight, shortly forgetting about the ferret, which to both their luck ran out a pant leg and back to find Naga.

Mako gulped, face burning as he stared straight ahead, Korra doing the same and finally Tenzin turned around and set his hands on his hips.

"Do I make myself clear?" He asked sternly and then Korra and Mako did glance at one another a final time.

"Uhmm… about what?" They both asked at the same time and for a moment, they wondered with the way steam came out his ears, if Tenzin were actually a firebender.

Back in the stable, Pabu curled up happily besides Naga, with a slightly ruffled tail, both ignoring Tenzin's yelling.

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The end

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