Crazy
I don't own warriors, this a parody. IF YOUR YOUNGER THAN 15 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE NOW. Timing don't really matter but if you insist it takes place before Forest of Secrets. Mainly Willowpelt POV, I took her cause no one ever uses her.
One morning…
Willowpelt opened her eyes. Another day, I should ask Tigerclaw if he need a hunting patrol done. She padded out of the den to see Whitestorm talking to Tigerclaw. He beat me to it, maybe he`ll ask me to come. Willowpelt padded up to Tigerclaw and Whitestorm.
"Yo, yo, yo, Tigerclaw I need to uh, ya know lead a patrol or something," Whitestorm was saying.
"Whitestorm why are you talking like an idiot?" Willowpelt asked.
"What u talking about, this is how I normally talk," Whitestorm answered.
"No it's not, right Tigerclaw?" Willowpelt asked.
Tigerclaw stared and replied "Yes it is and your really pretty."
"Uh, thanks," Willowpelt said before walking of creped out.
"Longtail, Fireheart, Darkstripe want to come hunting,"
"Sure," they all replied at the same time.
In the forest…
"You know, you're really hot," Darkstripe muttered to Longtail.
"Your right," Longtail said before kissing Darkstripe.
"Yeah, kissing," Fireheart cheered.
Willowpelt looked at them stupidly then clawed at a tree.
"Hey be nice to the tree," Longtail growled before kissing and hugging the tree.
"You`re dumping me for a tree," Darkstripe yowled. "Well if your loving a tree then I`m going to love this bush." Then hugged the bush. "Your name is Bob."
Willowpelt took her paw and slapped her head and groaned. You`re fucking kidding me.
"Darkstripe, Longtail, I didn't know you were gay," Fireheart muttered.
"So you're a pervert," Darkstripe growled after kissing the bush named Bob.
"I know," Fireheart said with a stupid expression on his face. "Hey whats going on over there?" Fireheart padded over and hid in the bushes. He saw Graystripe totally on Silverstream kissing. There having sex, great a movie.
Willowpelt watched Fireheart as he whatched Graystripe and Silverstream. "I`m going back to camp." No one payed attention to her. Darkstripe and Longtail were still arguing over how Bob and the tree were better than each other than ended up kissing again.
"Ok, are you gay Longtail?" Willowpelt couldn't help but asked.
"I was, then I wasn't, then I was again. So yes I am," Longtail said before kissing Darkstripe.
Back at Camp…
Willowpelt padded into camp to see Whitestorm dancing to some gangsta music. Willowpely rolled her eyes and went to her nest, layed down and closed her eyes.
Later…
"Hey, Willowpelt, get up," Longtail`s voice woke her.
"I thought you were kissing with Darkstripe," Willowpelt meowed.
"Uh, Willowpelt, are you ok?" Longtail asked.
"And what`s kissing?" Darkstripe added.
Willowpelt opened her eyes wide. "It was a dream."
Later that day…
Willowpelt yawned. "I had the weirdest dream last night."
"What happened?" Fireheart asked.
"Well, Whitestorm was a gangsta, you were a pervert, Longtail and Darkstripe were gay, and in love with a tree and a bush, then went gay again, Graystripe was romantically involved with a Riverclan cat and Tigerclaw was all nice and sweet."
"Your right weird, we never had this conversation." They both got up and walked of in opposite directions.
The End.
Ok, I felt like an idiot writing this. It should probably be rated M. Oh well, I can change it if I need to.