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Why I Hate Hospitals
Here in this place,
I have a slight fear.
There's too much white,
And it's not all that clear.
Where doctors are friendly,
And nurses aren't all that cute.
If I stay much longer,
I think I'll throw myself down a laundry chute.
People are barfing,
It's not all that great.
What the hell is this crap,
They're serving on a plate?
Meds and drugs,
Every place I see.
What is this crap,
They're giving to me?
Kicking and screaming,
It's all I can hear.
Until they decide,
"Let's jam somethingup your rear!"
Eyebrows so large,
They wave 'hello'.
And for dessert,
All you get is some sort of jell-o.
What are they trying to do,
What's up with that shit?
He's sticking me with a needle,
That lousy twit!
The floors are all covered,
With shit, and with blood.
Someone couldn't make it to the bathroom,
So now there's a flood.
What's up with these morons?
I'm trying to sleep!
Shut the hell up,
You damn freaking 'bleep'!
Being stuck here,
Is not fun at all.
Damn stupid needles,
I'll kill you all!
Babies are crying,
It's so damn cruel!
And the old man in the hall,
Is starting to drool.
Don't get me started,
On the gowns that show your ass.
If they had asked my opinion,
I'd have said: "I think I'll pass."
All these stupid questions,
Over and over again!
I'll make a recording,
Then maybe it'll end.
Finally it's time,
For me to leave.
I won't miss this place.
And I sure as hell won't grieve.
Next time I'm hurt,
You won't catch me here.
Unless I'm knocked out,
Or have something rammed up my rear.
End
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