Imperial insurance
The com ringing off the hook at an imperial run insurance company on some planet in the core. Most calls are from the outer rim due to rebel attacks.
The Auto Insurance.
* Just imagine Jake from State Farm. *sings in head* like a good neighbor State Farm is there.
"Imperial Auto insurance, this is Jake speaking." A man says.
"Yes, my speeder was damaged during a rebel chase by a man with a double bladed lightsaber. A Jedi and Lasant landed in it just before this happened." The voice on the other side say.
Jake pulls up the file the droid that original answered provide for him. He looks at the file.
"I'm sorry sir but your insurance policy doesn't cover damage from a lightsaber duel. Would you like to upgrade to the force users policy?" Jake explains.
"Will it cover lightsaber damage?" The other man ask.
"Yes sir, it will." Jake answers.
"Even at 0300 hours?"
"Yes sir you will be covered." Just then Jake hears a female voice in the background.
"Who are you talking to?" She ask.
"Jake from Imperial Insurance!" The other man explains.
"Jake from imperial insurance at 0300 hours?" She says. Jake hears her grab the com. "Who is this?"
"Jake from imperial insurance." He responds.
"What are you wearing Jake from imperial insurance?" The woman ask.
"My imperial uniform ma'am." Jake calmly answers.
"She sounds ugly!" The woman tells her husband.
"That's because she's a guy." Her husband responses.
Jake died laughing.