Headcheezoniom

by Headcheez

A Vampire comes to Skool and shows Mrs.Bitters's a glass of Headcheezonium. a Liquid that is a substute for blood, But it turns humans into werewolves. ZIM Steals it, tries to use it in his next plan, but it backfires in his Face. Get ready for Insanity!

1. The Potion

Hello and welcome to Headcheezonium. My first fic! This fic came from 2 different dreams I had last night. I wrote most of chapter 1 in school before I forgot. Anyway enjoy the story!

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3 days ago, a vampire named Headcheez was telling Mrs. Bitters class about Headcheezonium with his Non-Vampire assistant, Jeff.

"A few days after I became a vampire I began working on Headcheezonium. A few months later, it worked. It is a substitute for blood that works. It even lets me be in sunlight. But If a human or Irken (ZIMs Eyes widen in surprise) drinks it, he/She will turn into a Werewolf. And there is one antidote, Experience your worst fear. Any questions?"

Silence for a few seconds before someone raises their hand. "Yes?" Headcheez said, "What's an Irken?" The student asked. Headcheez pointed at ZIM who, Of Course, Panicked.

"Uh…Eh… LIES! I AM HUMAN! HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!"

Headcheez's first thought was 'wow, I'm not deaf?' But then he noticed people calling him crazy except one kid. "What's wrong with you people!" The kid said, "If a person who just met us thinks he is an alien, you should believe that person! The only reason you don't believe me is just because of reputation!" "Shut up! Dib! That guy is a vampire! Not a human" That's when headcheez lost it.

"WHAT!" He screamed "JUST BECAUSE I HAVE FANGS AND GLOWING GREEN EYES IM NOT A HUMAN! That's it I'm out of here." Headcheez stormed out.

Then ZIM ran up to Him and whispered, "How do you know about me?" "Because I'm a vampire, I've been to hell before I was a vampire and I met some dead Irkens there. Now I will be going" Then Headcheez vanished in a puff of smoke. Leaving a stunned ZIM behind.

ZIM walked back into the classroom and sat down. Then ZIM noticed that Headcheez forgot the Headcheezonium on the counter in the back of the classroom, ZIM also remembered that humans wound become werewolves if they drank it. He also realized,

He found a plan to get rid of Dib once and for all.

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Me- HA! HA! YOU HAVE A CLIFFHANGER!

Jeff- No they don't

Me- SHUT UP! (Slaps Jeff)

Jeff – (Out Cold)

Me- Anyway, Sorry for the short chapter. Read and Review! And if there is any flames that person will be fed Headcheezonium. Chapter 2 coming soon and the next one will be longer.

HEADCHEEZ, OUT!