Five Places or Things Dean Wants to Hunt Before He Dies Again

1. Fabric softener teddy bear

-'Nuff said.

2. Possessed mannequins

-Those plastic dolls are so not sexy. They're scary. Sasquatch likes Old Navy though. That settles it: the talking gay mannequins must die. I'm thinkin' iron rounds, dismemberment, and salt'n'burn oughta do it.

3. Winchester Mystery House

-Because it's friggin' awesome.

4. The Kardashians

-Because we already got Paris.

-There are too many 'K's in their names. 'KKK'—evil omen, anyone?

-Kim has too nice an ass to not tempt a demon.

5. Las Vegas

-Because dude, Vegas. Or the Playboy Mansion. Take your pick.