A/N: It's Honda's birthday! I'm so f***ing happy!
Akemi: That's great, but is the f-word really necessary?
Me: Fine, mom!
Makoto: Lol! She called you a woman and you're a dude! XDDD
Akemi: Yea, I get that a lot…
Makoto: …
"Hey, Honda. You busy tonight? I have some exciting plans in mind." Katsuya said, winking at his boyfriend slyly as they got ready to leave work.
"K-Katsuya-!" Honda exclaimed, cringing in surprise at his tenacity. "That's so dirty! And I thought we had other plans tonight."
Katsuya suddenly stopped and gave him a confused look. "Hm? What do you mean?"
Don't tell me he forgot, Honda thought and opened his mouth to talk, but was suddenly interrupted when a familiar voice called out to him. "Hondaaaa!" The two turned around to see Normal Katsuya running towards them. ~(o.o~) "Honda, Honda! Are you ready for our date tonight?" Katsuya grabbed his arm, giving him a hopeful, innocent look.
"Wait, what's going on?! Why are there two of you…?" Honda stuttered, looking back and forth between the two.
"Huh? Oh! Hi, Megane-san, what are you doing here?" Normal Katsuya said with a bright smile to realize him standing beside Honda.
"What do you mean by what am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?! You can't just cockblock me!" Megane Katsuya yelled at him angrily.
"Uh…Does this usually happen?" Honda tried to cut in, but was completely disregarded.
"Sorry," Normal Katsuya said sadly. "I was only going to talk to Honda about our plans together tonight."
"What?! You guys have plans? I wasn't invited! I'm you too, you know?" Megane Katsuya continued.
"Guys, you're seriously freaking me out…" Honda tried to say, but was ignored yet again.
"I didn't even know you were here," Normal Katsuya said with a sad frown.
"But how can you both be here in the first place!?" Honda tried once more. "What's going on?! Am I the only one completely lost right now?"
"Shut up, Honda," Megane Katsuya said, giving the man a sharp glare.
"Ok, I will…" Honda gladly obliged and sat down in a nearby chair, feeling quite dizzy at the current situation.
"I'm sorry, Megane-san. If you want, you can join us tonight," Normal Katsuya offered.
"Don't I get a say in this…?" Honda said, raising his hand slowly.
"Fine by me… He's going to pay for lying to me..." Megane Katsuya responded with a sadistic smirk.
"You're doing this on purpose now!" Honda intervened.
"Perfect!" Normal Katsuya grinned happily and clapped his hands together in excitement.
A/N: Poor Honda's so confused… :o
Makoto: Me too…but in a sexual sense.
I didn't need to hear that…