Vampire knight and haruhi suzumiya crossover :))

WARNING:

EXPECT RANDOMNESS AND EXTREME NONSENSE.

Disclaimer: I do not own VK and TMOHS.

Just felt like making what they say in bold.

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' Cross academy ' I read the piece of paper aloud, ' Day Class and Night Class '

' so what? ' Kyon asks me. Hah! Easy question.

' Well, like I said, 'Day class and Night Class'. . . I smell something fishy ' I emphasized the word night. 'Don't you get it? We have to investigate this' I shouted.

Mikuru raised her hand. ' but if were investigating there, that means - ' I cut her off.

' yep, you got that right, we are transferring to Cross Academy! ' I threw my hands in the air, letting the piece of paper slowly fall to the floor. ' what do you think? '

' o . . kay?' mikuru answered, uncertain.

' . . . ' Yuki kept quiet for a moment. ' sure. . '

' Im all over it ' Itsuki answered.

' Kyon? You cant say no ' I pointed at him.

' No way am I going to Cross Academy' wrong move Kyon.

' Heck yeah you are ' I grinned ' like I said, you can't say no '.

One thing was obviously in his mind: this is hell

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3 days later:

' I don't mind accepting you in my school but you cant stay in the Night Class ' Chairman Cross told the girl.

' We want to stay n the Night class ' she sure is demanding. ' so why not? ' and persistent.

' ehh? Erm. . Um . . ' Chairman can't tell her why of course.

' the Night Class is for a different level. They're for the extra smart guys ' I answered for him. That's what the chairman always told me.

The secret that only a Few know about the Night Class . . is that it's filled with . . .

V A M P I R E S.

' Fine then ' she looked at me. ' Well stay with the Day Class '.

My Name is Yuuki Cross. Pureblood Vampire. Night Class Student. Prefect.

' so are you from the Day Class ? You're wearing white. ' she asked me.

' umm.. No! The Night Class wears white while the Day Class wears black ' I put my long brown hair behind my back.

' ahh. . ' she replies. ' great then! Well start next week '

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the next day, at Cross Academy:

the short brown haired girl was leading the way, beside her was a girl with long hair. Right behind them were five people. Four girls and two boys.

' New students? ' I ask Kaname. There were no classes today, and for some reasons, he wants us to follow them.

' Yeah ' he chuckles a bit. ' they wanted to stay in the Night Class. '

funny statement, yeah.

' Yuuki really stands up to being a prefect, pureblood or not. ' I tell him.

' Well, That's Yuuki '

' Hey Kaname, What are their names? ' I ask

' I have no idea '

The prefects were walking to the cafeteria, giving the new guys a tour. I ran up to them, leaving Kaname behind.

' Yuuki - chan, Yori – chan !' I call out to them.

' Ichijou - Senpai! Good Morning ' Sayori greeted me.

' Ichijou- senpai! Heyyy! Why are you - ' she stopped mid-sentence. ' Kaname- o- ' she stopped again, correcting herself. ' Kaname-sama'

'Hello Yuuki' he smiled at his little lover, kissing her forehead ' hello Sayori ' he waved at her.

' hey ' the brown haired new student called out. ' is PDA allowed around here? '

' PDA? ' Yuuki asked.

'you know, "public display of affection" ?'

' ohh... umm.. WHA?! ' Yuuki answered. And honestly it was Really stupid.

' So, mind introducing yourselves? ' I asked.

Said brunette smirks at me and turns around.

' Suzumiya Haruhi, Day Class, Year 1! ' she spun around, ' Brigade Leader '.

' Brigade? ' I paused. ' SOS Brigade?'

' Saving the World by Overloading it with Fun Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade ' she smiled, seeming proud of this little brigade with a long name.

' ahh . . ' I nodded.

I looked at the rest of the SOS Brigade. I looked back at Haruhi.

Pointing at a short, long light brown haired girl, ' this is Asahina Mikuru, Day Class, Year 3 ' she paused, ' look at her! She's so short but her- ' her sentence was cut by one of the guys. Quite impolite.

Haruhi cleared her throat. ' this is Nagato Yuki, Day Class, Year 1 ' this girl wasn't so tall or short. Just in between. She had purplish hair, kind of like Kiriyuu's.

' Mika Tsuruya, Day Class, Year 1 ' the other girl introduced herself, grinning. She had long dark green hair, even longer than Yuuki's. It reached her ankles. Is she a vampire? Well obviously she's not, but she sure looks like one, with her fang and all. ' technically, im not part of the Brigade, im like, the assistant . . thats the only word I can think of ' she laughed.

Haruhi cleared her throat once again, ' this is Itsuki Koizumi, Day Class, Year 2 ' he was tall with light brown hair. The Day Class girls will go gaga over him.

' And this is.. Kyon. Day Class, Year 1 . I cant remember his real name.' Haruhi Laughed.

The Kyon guy sure looks serious and boring. ' Let's just stick to Kyon ' he said.

' Hey, so you are? ' Haruhi asked.

' I'm Ichijou Takuma ' I grinned.

' are you from the Day Class? ' she asks. I wasn't wearing my uniform right now. So was Kaname.

' No, Were from the Night Class ' I answered casually.

' so the Night Class is for extra smart people right? Honestly, Brunette guy looks extra smart, but you two don't. ' wow. Straight forward.

' Well, they are, and it's not "brunette guy" it's Kuran Kaname ' Kaname told her calmly.

' Riiighhhttt ' she answered as if Kaname was Lying.

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That night, in Haruhi's Room with Tsuruya:

HaRuHheeE' z DuHReaM

yumm Burger... I want a burger.. and a Happy Meal. Maybe ill get the Pokemon one.

Ohh.. coke float... no cancel the order I want Teriyaki boy.

Ill order tempura.

Heyyyy! The waiter is kyon!

Tsuruya was by the door.. cool.. maybe she can dance..

OMIGAWD its Captain Shakeys!! get an autograph

He's eating Kyon? Good Job!

Does Kyon have some mutant whatever? Chemical x? Coz he turned into MOJO JOJO

ohh look! Mikuru is coming.

'Suuuuhhpp Haruhee. Man I wanna Shave my head. '

so boring in there. Lets go to the MUUN DORM.. Brunette guy was kissing ichijou?

Whoaaa..

' and As she walked throught the geits of da muun dorm, Haruhee senses Yaoi Near by '

cool a narrator :))

Loooooooooooooooooooook! Its Yukeh. She has a YUM! Burger. I want a yum!burger. Lets go get one.

Ohhh!! a Crappy Meal! I want oneeeeeee!!

ill get the wig.. wait. That was Mikuru's hair. Its in the Crappy Meal stuff.

Awww . . . its a tsuruya doll.

Ohh.. chocolate sounds good right now.

Hey looookkkk!! a white board.

"as haruhi read what was written on the board, a giant itsuki comes." was whhat it said.

Deer Dayaree. Muud. Apathetik. My favrittt sooong.

Its mikuru with a sharpay mic and a shaved head... ohhh shes good

okay Haruhee Wake up now..

'as haruhi sat up from a strange dream that was meant to be comedy, she looks at her room mate who is narrating right now. ' tsuruya narrated.

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okay thats the first chapter.

I was trying to make it funny.. but I dont think it is.

What do you think??

R&R

I was too lazy to re-read this so yeah...