Mycroft Holmes was one of the most powerful men in the entire British Government. Everyone in Military Intelligence knew that. With the possible exception of one Quartermaster. While everyone ran and hid at the mention of his name for the fear of irritating him, when Mycroft Holmes walked into Q-Branch, the Quartermaster sighed and said "What do you want?"
When James heard of this, he ran in a dead sprint down to Q-branch to rescue his young lover. He got there and gaped.
"Come in 007. Don't want you catching flies." James closed his mouth and looked at the man who had just told him off. Normally he wouldn't find someone of Mr. Holmes stature very intimidating, but he had heard of what happened to peoplewho irritated the man. And when James had walked in, Q had been glaring at him. What was going on? Then Holmes looked at Q and raised his eyebrow.
Q gave a long suffering sigh "Piss off." Again James stared at him incrediously. He had just told Mycroft Holmes to piss off. He wondered if the man had a death wish. "Oh calm down. Mycroft isn't going to hurt me. Last time he had contact with me he decided to take all of my electronic devices. Getting them back was a simple matter ofgoing to Sherlock Holmes, telling him exactly what happened, and asking to borrow his computer." At this Q grinned manically, and Holmes rubbed his head. "Then I hacked into Mycroft's phone and changed all his ringtones to Justin Bieber. Needless to say, I got my computers back pretty quickly.