OH MY KAMI!!! IT'S A 'K' STORY FROM DARKHEARTSUNLEASHED!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?!?! (me xP)

Yeah it's short... Deal or slip on a banana peal.

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto, nor shall I ever... unless I like become rich like Kakashi is and buy the rights too it... like that will happen though ):

Not So Disclaimer: I so own the evil cookies of darkness. Fear them, and my awesome cookie powers.

Once upon a time there was a lonely, pale-faced boy. One day he met a snake. Said snake became his friend.

This boy wanted to become a ninja, so he went to the academy. He was a good ninja, a great ninja, a super ninja.. A POWER RANGER!!!

-cough cough- and now back to the story.

He was on a team with two other power rangers... i mean awesome ninjas. One was a pervert. One was a strong, powerful girl.

Then he grew up. He had an apprentice. She was a gifted girl, but sometime, some moment, this boy, this man had turned to the dark side. He wanted the cookies. (They were power flavored xD)

So he did experiments, but the village found out. His sensei didn't, couldnt kill him and he escaped, taking his apprentice with him.

Some years later he used her as a lab rat. She lived, but she was cursed. When she chose not to follow him, he stole her memory; just like he had stolen her life. He left her to die, but the ANBU saved her.

He was evil, He wanted power.

Or was he?

His parents were dead long before his consciousness could remember their faces. No pictures, no memories.

Alone, solitary, the way of the darkness and the cookies.

Evil or alone? Scary, or misunderstood?

Twas, is, and forever more will be the life of Orochimaru.

HAPPY LATE B-DAY ORO-SENSEI!! yeah... according to Movi he's my OC's father. XD Cookies.

Anyways. I wrote this For Orochimaru's bithday, but had to post it late -tear tear- don't kill me Oro-Sensei! Anyways i hope you enjoyed this little tale about Orochimaru. According to a few friends of mine it's epic, but i'll leave that up to you :P

Constructive Criticism is very welcome.
Please no flaming. If you have the time to insult my writing, then you have time to go write something better. So :P
(Writing something better would be kinda easy.. :P but don't dis this epic tale of tragedy and snakies)

Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey! ~ Til Next Time - DHU