I'm so happy that they're doing a new version of Xiaolin Showdown. I think I speak for everyone when they say their new looks (especially Jack's and Chase's) is awesome. Anyway, set during episode 1 of Xiaolin Chronicles. It's been 3 years since the end of XS and Jack Spicer is now 19 years old and... MARRIED! Granted, it was an arranged marriage but getting to know your soon-to-be wife before the wedding and falling in love makes it easier. Only difference is that Jack's now winning Shen Gong Wu. Why? Cause his wife's a trained assassin and she trained him in all her ways, and multiple fighting techniques, including Martial Arts.
I'm not telling that Jack's the new Dragon of Metal... Oh no, I just did. Yeah, well, I think Jack should be the Dragon of Metal so he will be.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Xiaolin Showdown/Chronicles.

Changed For The Better, or Worse Chapter 1: Wife?!

Jack's Pov

Ding Dong.

"The little ones are coming to get me!" I yelled, crouching back. It may have been three years since I left the whole Xiaolin/Heylin battle, but I knew they would be back to get me. I mean, I'm nineteen now and married but still, can a guy not get a break.

The bot came back with a box, passed it to me and floated off. I messed with it and pulled out a springy. Shaking my head, I messed with it and got lost in my thoughts.

Yeah that's right, Jackson Andrew Spicer, evil boy genius (or rather teen genius) is married. Well, at first it wasn't our choice to marry. It happened to be an arranged marriage, which we weren't happy about. My wife's father was Chief of Police and saved my parents. To thank him, they promised to give anything they had. All he wanted was someone to take care of his soon-to-be born daughter. This is where I came in. My parents and her parents came up with the idea that I would need a wife and she would need a name that could protect her. So we – not even born yet – had become engaged.

Now, we get to us being eighteen years old. I had left the Showdown for three years (started at thirteen, left at sixteen. Been doing it for an embarrassing three years. Still had the Monkey Spear somewhere around here.) Anyway, she had been dumped by her boyfriend and I had been working on my machines. They were much better now, seeing as I had an IQ of three hundred and seventy-five. We had met and told for the first time we would be married before the year 2013 was even over. I couldn't believe it. Neither could she. However, we couldn't do anything to stop the wedding and so we began to hang out and get to know each other. Turned out, we had a lot in common.

Her ex-boyfriend had played her for a fool and she now wanted revenge, not that she ever cared for him. Yeah, she liked him, but wouldn't class it as love, more like an obsession on his side and a need for comfort on hers. She was classed as a freak; pale skin, but not as pale as mine. She had violet coloured eyes and her hair was a pure white with a light blue underneath. Like with my red hair and eyes, they were both natural. We looked an odd pair on the wedding day. Her parents had divorced when she was young and her mum had won the case, taking her. While in Phoenix, Arizona, she had taken multiple fighting courses, including Tae Kwon-Do, Karate, Judo and Mixed Martial Arts. However, in secret, she had trained herself in the ways of knife throwing (totally jealous), bow and arrow, rifle, snipers and a load of other weapons. She was possibly one of the World's best assassin's when she became eighteen.

Yeah, she told me of the Supernatural world: Vampires, Werewolves, Shape-shifters, and Witches. I told her of the Xiaolin/Heylin world and the Shen Gong Wu. She knew I missed it, trying to take over the World and all. It was in my red eyes and so I promised I would join back, even though I would simply embarrass myself and lose miserably. She promised to train me and in return, she got... a kiss.

Our first kiss. And from then on, we were inseparable. We did everything together. Then our wedding day came, six months after we first met, four months after we fell in love and three months after our first kiss. I wore a simple but expensive tuxedo that came from my mother. My wife wore a strapless white dress that had a small train and a pair of shiny black heels. She wore her multicoloured hair curled and pinned up and that was it. No make-up, no accessories, no unneeded crap. She was perfect to me.

I had wanted to invite the Monks, Wuya, Chase and the other Heylins, but the only Heylins that would have come would have been Le Mime, Katnappé, Vlad and Tubbimura. It hurt that even the Monks wouldn't come but I expected that. My wife didn't invite any of her high school colleagues, who all thought she was a freak (AN: Sorry Angela.) It was a quiet ceremony, more my parents friends who came to see their little boy grow up and get married. After the "I do's" and the first dance and cake cutting, we went on our honeymoon to the Caribbean, where we lost our virginity to each other.

It was our one-year anniversary today and I had gotten my wife a brand new set of bow and arrows, modified by the one and only me. My wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast while I was messing with my World Domination plans.

I was pulled out of my thoughts by a mist appearing. Wuya smirked in her ghost form and I jumped backwards. However, since I was already leaning against the bars, I fell backwards over the 5'5 bars, considering I was 6'2 after a massive growth spurt.

My chef-bot that assisted my wife caught me before floating me back up. I sighed as I stood and leaned against the bar, my arms crossed. "What do you want Wuya?" I sighed out. I saw my wife staring around the corner before nodding and pulling out a gun.

"The bubble brain Shen Gong Wu is about to resurface. It'll allow me to go back and forth from this floating head to my glorious physique." My wife gagged silently onto two fingers. "I'll need a pair of hands to grab it for me."

"And why would he do that?" My wife's voice called out. Wuya turned.

"And just who are you?" she sneered.

"I happen to be Jack Spicer's wife, you bitch. Got a problem with that?" she sneered back. I stood back and watched. My wife would so win this.

"And, you think you can just waltz in here and question my authority. Do you know who I am?"

"Yeah, you're a ghost head of a bitch and you need to learn to piss off. My husband and I do not take kindly to trespassers."

"And what can you do to me?" Uh oh. Wuya's gonna regret that. My wife raised small gun, and shot Wuya straight through the head. It went through her head, narrowly missed my left cheek and embedded itself in a wall somewhere.

"Hah, you can't kill me. You're just a little girl pretending to be a woman. You missed." Wuya laughed.

"Who said I missed? If you were solid, that bullet would have gone through your frontal lobe and killed you instantly.

The two of them were going at it. I needed to stop it. "Hey, enough. Love, you know better." she looked down. I hugged her. "Go and find your anniversary present. It's in the closet. And thanks for the generator. How did you know?"

She raised her eyebrows. "I always know." And she was off.

Wuya stared after the white and blue-haired woman. "Why?" was all she asked.

I shrugged. "I fell in love and moved on." My love came back, dressed in an outfit I loved, her sniper gun and my present. She smiled and laughed at my lusty look.

"Not now sweetie." She tapped my nose. We rushed over to the jet.

"Oh and Wuya." I said as I settled into a seat. My wife could pilot the jet better than me. "This is the last time I'll help you." She said nothing but huffed, crossing her ghostly arms.

Raimundo's Pov

We arrived in time to see Wuya and... Jack Spicer looking at the Shen Gong Wu. After Omi, Ping-Pong and the rest of us destroyed his Jack-bots we smirked.

"Not doing so well are we boy genius?" I scoffed. He looked exactly the same, had grown up and all but still the same. Except he had a knife strapped to his left leg, and a wedding ring on his left ring finger. Spicer was married? Who would marry him?

Jack smirked. "Please, they weren't the real danger." He grabbed the Shen Gong Wu and jump kicked Clay straight into the rock wall. Since when did he get so good at fighting?

Suddenly, an arrow flew through the air, landing between us. Jack dived for cover. We all laughed at his cowardliness while Wuya yelled at him. He was still the same Jack Spicer we all knew and didn't fear. Afraid of his own shadow. Guess he just got lucky with Clay, must have had his guard down.

And then... It exploded. We were all flung back and when we looked up to see a pair of grey knee high boots on the rocks above us. It was a female and she. Was. HOT!

She wore a pair of leather jeans, black tank top, grey knee high boots with buckles, and a tight black leather jacket. She wore black rounded sunglasses even though it was slightly cloudy. She had a black fingerless glove on her left hand and matching engagement and wedding rings on her ring finger. She was married to Spicer? This hottie was married to that freak of a loser?

She had pure white hair with a light blue underneath. I guess it must be natural as there were no roots showing. It was then that I noticed the sniper gun over her shoulder in her right hand and in her left hand was a black bow. Resting against her back was a set of eleven arrows, the same ones that exploded. Suddenly, a new arrow appeared in the place of the missing one. I blinked.

She pulled off her sunglasses with the hand holding the bow and we stared into angry violet eyes.

"Never. Attack. My husband. Again. Or I will kill you!" she threatened. Flipping forward off the rock, she grabbed the Shen Gong Wu and walked to her husband. Pulling himself up, she kissed him before walking to a small cave and pulling out two snowboards, a plain black and a black with pink, blue and white designs. Jack then pulled out a red rose and handed it to her. She giggled. "Thank you love. But what did you do?"

He smiled sheepishly and grabbed the plain black board. "I kinda accidentally broke your oven, or rather turned it into a robot." She shrugged and said something about buying a new one. They were about to board away, when Ping-Pong rushed over to take the Shen Gong Wu but instead ran into an invisible wall. Much like Le Mime's, but he wasn't here. Was he? I mean, we would have seen him.

"Oh yeah, my wife has a special ability. She's a shield; mental and physical. Pretty cool if you ask me. Not only can she protect herself and anyone else she chooses from mental attacks but also physical attacks." He took the Shen Gong Wu and placed it in his pocket.

"And can we know this beauty's name?" Dojo called out.

The female smiled. "My name is Isabella Marie Spicer née Swan. And I'm one of the best trained assassin's out there." She placed her sunglasses back on and the two slid down the mountain. We followed them to a small but powerful jet.

They got in and flew away. How did we lose? We've never lost to Jack Spicer. What the hell happened while he was away?

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