Author's Note: This is my tenth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This time, it's Gaston from Beauty & The Beast Vs. Judge Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves. There's also multiple references to various culture as well. See if you can spot them. Some are quite hard to spot, but try your best. Also, there's no intro because I really can't think of something to announce how the two met up.
Beat: See 'Epic Rap Battles of YTP Episode 2' on Youtube for beat idea.
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Gaston …
Vs.
Judge Frollo!
BEGIN!
(Judge Frollo)
I am the judge of God, my name is Judge Frollo/
And I'm here to flick you up and down much like a yoyo.
You've got your spoilt ways, I've got the Christian swag/
My rhymes are smooth running, yours is just like computer lag.
It's lyrics like mine that'll earn the rapper fame/
I'm sorry Gaston, but I'm afraid I'm through playing your game!
Your stuck up pride will leave permanent scars on a child's brain/
I think Bruno Mars said it best: with your lyrics, everyday It Will Rain.
(Gaston)
Nothing will help you now, so why even bother? /
You're no angel, it seems you're mistaken, Lucifer was your father!
You're such a holy fool, Jesus Christ's leaving you tipsy/
You're elderly and you're still lusting over a gypsy.
If you try and rap battle me, you're walking on thin ice/
Just walk away right now and listen to my advice.
I stick out in popularity like Michael Jackson's Thriller/
I'm a true legend, you're just a religious serial killer.
(Judge Frollo)
I'm no religious killer, you're a vain hunter gone deranged/
You should leave, you've got anger management classes arranged.
Your parents should've went and drowned you in a well/
Maybe then, God would condemn you down to Hell!
By the end of Beauty & the Beast, you became deceased/
As much as he looked like one, that prince wasn't a beast!
You should quit Gaston, I think we both know who's won/
You're just the Seven Deadly Sins, rolled into one.
(Gaston)
You'll be dismissed, rejected and publicly hated/
You're a wacky old coot that's overrated!
You say you're the best? You should just quit lying/
Besides at the end of your movie, you were the one who ended up dying.
My flows so sick, the underground DJs tried to axe me!/
You should leave old man 'cause I just phoned you a taxi.
We'll both be seeing you soon, me and LeFou/
But bear in mind, I can kill you if I have to.
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
