You who just couldn't turn away. YOu got the comic bookies and the online whatever, the web series or however you do it, but you had to know more. Well, you're in luck, cause wikipedia ain't got what I got. I mean, I suppose technically it could, because of the, you know, open sourcing or whatever, but-
You with the details, I ain't gonna take the time to learn to edit that shit. At my age I've reached a point in my life where if people are trying to reteach me how to type information, I'm gonna punch them in the face. Besides, they've got all the good wikipages locked now ever since the goddamn civil war, cause of the fifty bajillion people adding "I'm With" to the beginning of Cap America's entry, that's just stupid.
But then, you people, the common people, you do a lot of stupid things. I can't count the times I've seen one of you idiots standing out in front of the Hulk like dinghys infront of a cruise ship, just staring.
It ain't a movie, DUMB ASS, he's gonna HURT YOU, COMPRENDE? Remember back when you were a kid and you fell off your fucking bike and it hurt? SENSE MEMORY. THAT, EXCEPT YOUR WHOLE PARTS. CRUSHED UNDER A GREEN FOOT.
That's NOT DIGNIFIED.
You know when Galactus first came to earth, people were CROWDING on the top of OFFICE BUILDINGS in New York to get a better look. Can you fucking believe that? Crowding on freakin rooftops! You know how stupid that sounds now? Of course, that was before people knew what Galactus meant, but who gives a shit, you know? People don't have a lick of fucking sense.
Now a while back on here I posted a pretty long yarn about the time I went legit, and got to the place I'm at now and whatever. I had to take it down due to Reed giving me shit and saying I'd out myself. Well la-dee-da.
Anyway, I was feeling a little antsy or tied down or whatever, and I thought maybe you guys would like to read my thoughts, thoughts from someone "in the biz."
So here's the deal. YOu send in a request of who you want me to talk about, I talk about them. That simple. First two, I'll talk on my own. After that, no requests, no talkie, or what have you, unless you make a request-o.
First guy I think I'll talk about is Chamber, just cause I've already said enough here, and to be honest, there's not really much to say about Chamber.
Never fought him myself; only seen him in person once, and I was out of costume, actually. Him and the rest of Generation X, fighting some guy in Westchester. I thought they all just looked like kids; I actually thought they were just one of those mutant gangs you used to see all the time in the early nineties, "freakpower" and all that.
But of course they were fighting...somebody, some name, so I figured they must be with Dr. Xavier or at least a school affiliate, X-Men special ed or whatever. I saw Chamber there for the first time; he had that mouth-y thing he had, I don't know what that's about, but I can make an assumption.
Something you don't see on mutants in the news; see, there ain't much talk about when the powers first manifest. Like did you know something like one in every fifty mutants kills themselves with their power first time out? Just suddenly WHAMDid I shoot lasers out my hands? Let me look at my hands and checkWHAM, no more teenager.
Then there's a minority in there that just completely fucks over their lives; accidentally kills a loved one, or mutilates themselves. What with him being all gothy and whatever, I figure it was this, or maybe he was one of them tragic past X-types. They get a lot of pretty shifty ass motherfuckers teaching at that school. I don't know what kind of screening process they have; some kind of ex-con work release. They had REMY LEBEAU teaching TEENAGE GIRLS, I mean, come on here, come on here for a minute, please. The old man always did seem kinda whacked.
Say, wouldn't that be fuckin crazy, if it was some sort of weird pedo-sex thing? The whole school I mean? I mean they never let the press in there hardly fuckin ever, and it feels like whenever they do there's always some kinda weird shit goes down. What if the kids in there are just naked all day or whatever, and they just spend all day fucking? That would explain the shit out of Wolverine's presence around prepubescents.
And didn't Magneto teach there for a minute, or some magneto-queer-lookin guy? Maybe it's like some kind of perv resort for mutants. Man, wouldn't that just take the cake, that would make so many people's fucking days, and shit, that would explain their fucking weird porn costumes. And I refuse to call that shit I've seen Rogue and Jean Grey and White Queen wear over the years a uniform.
A uniform, you want to see a uniform, look at the Fantastic Four. Bam, it's like they showed up for work at McDonalds. You know who they are: there's the big ass four on the front. They all wear basically the same shit.
Wearing spandex form fitted to your D-cups or a halter top that ends at the ribs or a pair of fucking X-shaped pasties, I'm impressed the Brotherhood Of Evil mutants never just started jerking off mid battle, those slinky bitches all over them.
And never any ugly people either, on the X-Men, you notice that? You get some weird looking people but there's fetishes for that, that blue whathisname McCoy, Hank McCoy, I'm sure he tickles somebody's pickle. I-
Gene Nation! Go figure I couldn't remember who they were fighting, I thought it was just one guy, but it was that mess of a team of lunatics, Gene Nation. Mutie terrorism was SO HUGE in the nineties, I guess I just got everything backwards. Shiiiiiit! Gene Nation! Ha! Anyone remember any of those motherfuckers? No? Nobody?
One was green, I remember. Real lime green too, really stupid. Haha, Gene Nation sucked.
So that's Chamber. Go ahead and comment on this and I'll talk about whatever you want, any of the shit that's gone down in my universe, heroes, inanimate objects, villains, you name it. I'll do it pretty quick too, most times.
So just go ahead and message me on the, you know, this thing here.