Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or its characters. I only put them in situations that makes me giggle in glee.
Author's Note: I really should be working on Amant M. But here I am, working on little ficlets and drabbles, completely ignoring the tears my Sora and Cloud muses are quietly shedding for I am putting their undying love for each other on hold. Pity.
Another RSK one. This time it's told in letter format. Another short one, but my mind is churning up cracky ideas like Mic—
-shot before she can finish-
Dear Kairi
(we can explain)
Dear Kairi,
Um, well... I'm sorry about eating the cookies. I didn't know that they were for your science project. If it makes you feel better, Riku told me to.Dear Kairi,
I'm sorry that Sora ate your cookies. It was all his fault. I had nothing to do with it. Blame him. If he went on that diet, he wouldn't be in this mess.Dear Kairi,
Don't believe him. All that shampoo must be seeping into his brain. He forced me to eat them, I swear! He said that he'd sell my Pooh action figure if I didn't.Dear Kairi,
It's not an "action figure," it's a doll. And Sora lies. I walked in on him eating them. You notice how he's getting fat? Yeah, your COOKIES. He can't help himself.Dear Kairi,
Riku needs help. He's speaking in tongues, I tell you! He practically shoved the cookies down my throat. I'm traumatized.Dear Kairi,
Sora's stupid. The end.Dear Kairi,
Riku dyes his hair.Dear Kairi,
Sora still believes in Santa Claus.Dear Kairi,
He exists, I met him!Dear Kairi,
He called you fat.Dear Kairi,
Riku stole your skirt.Dear Kairi,
Sora likes dolls.Dear Kairi,
Do not.Dear Kairi,
Do too.Dear Kairi,
LIES.Dear Kairi,
Accept the truth!Dear Riku and Sora,
You know what? I'll just go to the store and buy more cookies.