Disclaimer:

Yuzuki: I don't own Naruto! BUWHAHAHAHA!

Tobi: Tobi owns this cookie! -holds up chocolate chip cookie-

Yuzuki: -gasps- HEY! THAT'S MY COOKIE YOU BAKA KETSU (stupid ass)!

Tobi: Zuki-chan has been a bad girl! Zuki-chan can't have the cookie!

Yuzuki: BUT IT'S MY COOKIE!

Tobi : TOBI FOR PRESIDENT!

A TALE OF AWESOMENESS

I'm Not Crazy...!

Staring:

Yuzuki and Tobi

Co- Starring:

Itachi Uchiah

"Tobi is a winner!"

Yuzuki growled turning her head directly at Tobi. "Let me win for once, Tobi!"

Tobi laughed in triumph. "Zuki-chan cannot defeat the awesomeness that is Tobi!"

For the past hour that Tobi had been over at Yuzuki's house, the had been playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii. Tobi had won every round.

"I will not admit defeat!" Yuzuki shouted. "Rematch!"

Then Yuzuki's door slammed open to revel a pissed off man. This pissed off man? Yuzuki's dad, Mr. Cross.

"Yuzuki Cross. It is 2 am in the morning!" he yelled. "Stop shouting at the air, and let us sleep for once!" Of course, he had no idea of Tobi's presence. He believed his daughter had some kinda mental issue.

"Ha!" Tobi laughed. "Zuki-chan is a bad girl!"

Yuzuki sighed. "Alright, dad..."

The man grumbled something under his breath and shut her door and stormed off to his room.

"I told you he thinks I'm crazy, Tobi."

Tobi exclaimed. "You are crazy! But the Atasuki still loves you!"

She laughed. "They hate my guts, Tobi. They hate you too."

"What?" he began to stream waterfalls of tears down his orange mask. Yuzuki sighed. "They just hate us because they cannot beat our AWESOMENESS."

Tobi cheered. "Yeah! We're awesomely total!"

Yuzuki looked at Tobi. "Awesomely...total? Don't you mean totally awesome?"

He shook his head rapidly. "Nope!"

Yuzuki and Tobi had began playing Super Smash Bros. Well then until a certain emo dude walked in.

"Oi! It's Itachi-kuuuuunnnn!" Tobi said dragging out the 'kun' part.

Itachi seemed emotionless. "Yuzuki...may I ask why you tied Kisame onto a stove?"

She shrugged. "I was hungry. I wanted some fish sticks. There's nothing to eat but the dirt off the floor at the base!"

Itachi sighed. "Why Pein lets you stay...I will never understand."

Yuzuki stuck out her tongue. "You're just jello, Itachi!"

Tobi made and 'ooooooo' sound and watched as if it some kinda drama.

"Tell em' like it is girl friend!" Tobi said.

Itachi looked to Tobi and silently glared. "I'd shut it, Tobi-san."

"Don't talk to my homie like that, Itachi-kun!" Yuzuki growled. "I'll go all ninja on your ass!"

Tobi joined up beside her. "Yeah! I will too~!"

Yuzuki looked at him. "But your already a ninja."

Tobi cheered with glee. "I'm a Ultimate Ninja!"

"Whoooo!"

Itachi sighed. "I'm leaving."

"Bye!" Tobi cheered.

"Oh and another thing...I'm not emo." Itachi glared.

Yuzuki nodded. "Yeah you are! It's written all over your Myspace!"

Itachi glared. "You baka, that's my brother's Myspace."

Tobi and Yuzuki looked at each other. "Ooooooooh!"

The End.

Notes: Yeah. It was random. And lame. Right? Lol. Review. Lemme know what you thought. Hope I made someone laugh. Now make a funny review, my day's been crap. Lol. Thanks.