The Juraiian Princess

L.R.T.

"You are the most incompetent person I know, Ryoko!"

"You're just jealous because Tenchi's going to marry me!"

"That is a lie! You tell her, Tenchi!"

"Yeah, Tenchi, tell her you love me!"

"Wa! I gotta get outta here!" Tenchi Masaki said as he ran out of his house and ran to the garden where Ryo-Ohki, a cabbit created by Washu, was eating some carrots. "What am I gonna do with those two?" he sighed.

Jessie stared out over the sky as the Meowth balloon flew over the Masaki house. She spotted Ryo-Ohki and, raising an eyebrow, called out, "James! Meowth! Look! It's a new type of Pokemon!"

The two ran over to the edge of the balloon and looked over. "What is that?" James asked.

"Looks like a rat of some sort...we could be famous for finding this thing, James!" Jessie cried. "Don't you think so, Meowth?" Jessie looked over to him. "Hello? Earth to Meowth!"

"She's da most beautiful creature I eva seen! I gotta meet her!" Meowth said, jumping onto James's shoulder so he could reach the balloon controls, lowering it to the ground.

"Wa! What the heck is that?!" Tenchi yelled, seeing the giant balloon slowly descend to the ground.

Jessie and James jumped out of the balloon and laughed. "Prepare for trouble! That rat thing is ours!"

"Make it double! It looks like it's from Mars!"

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within our nation!"

"To denounce --"

"Yer beautiful! Say you'll be mine!" Meowth said, picking a flower from the ground and handing it to Ryo-Ohki.

"Meow?" the cabbit said, cocking her head.

"Meowth!" Jessie growled. "We're doing the motto!"

"Who are you people?!" Tenchi demanded.

"If Casanova would've let us finish the motto you'd know..." James pouted.

Meowth nuzzled Ryo-Ohki, who ran and hid behind Tenchi's leg. "Merow..."

"We want that Pokemon!" Jessie said, pointing to Ryo-Ohki.

"Pokemon? Ryo-Ohki's a cabbit!" Tenchi said.

James whispered over to Jessie, "He's playing hard to get."

She nodded and walked to him. "Come on now...we just want to borrow it. Permanently!"

"Well, Ryo-Ohki isn't what you said she was! A Poke...mon or whatever it was! Ryo-Ohki is a cabbit! Nothing more!"

Jessie sighed. "This is hopeless."

"As hopeless as me?" James asked.

"Nothing is as hopeless as you," Jessie said, sitting down on the ground.

"Uhh...my name's Tenchi and if you need a place to stay for a while, we have room...sort of."

"I'd love ta stay with ya, Ryo-Ohki...my love..." Meowth said dreamily.

"Meow..."

Jessie grabbed Meowth by the tail. "We have a job to do, Meowth! We don't have time for your crush!"

Princess Aeka walked out of the house. "Tenchi, what is going on here? Who are these people?"

Tenchi held his head. "I wish I knew, Miss Aeka..."

James grabbed Jessie's arm and pulled her away from the ruckus. "Maybe we should stay. Meowth doesn't have much luck with the ladies and this way we can make up a new plan to get Pikachu in peace and quiet."

Jessie sighed. "Alright. I guess you're right." She turned to Tenchi and Aeka. "Alright, we'll take your offer. We'll stay here for a few days."

"What? Why are these strangers staying here Tenchi?" Aeka asked.

"Uhh...would you mind telling us your names?" Tenchi asked, putting his hand behind his head.

"I'm Jessie, this is James and..." Jessie looked to Meowth, who was doing a dance, trying to impress Ryo-Ohki. "That's Meowth."

"Well, like I said, I'm Tenchi and this is Princess Aeka. Come on, I'll let you three meet everyone else," Tenchi said, guiding them into the house.

"I just hope this wasn't a big mistake, James," Jessie said.

"Jess, since when has anything I've suggested been a mistake?"

Jessie looked to him. "You're joking, right?"

"Just trust me, Jess! Things will work out fine!"

"I hope you're right..."