WARNING! CONTAINS SOMEWHAT MATURE CONTENT!!
Hollyleaf- Hello! Welcome to Ask A Warrior, an-
Random Kit 1- Shut up!
Hollyleaf- Fine mister Bossy. Our fist question is for uh….me! 'How old is your grandfather?'
Hollyleaf- Well, why don't you just ask my f**kin grandfather then? Why waste time to ask me? Skip. 'Are you dead?"
Hollyleaf- Hehe, sorry! Nice try though! 'Are you buddies with Ivykit?'
Hollyleaf- *puts her paws on her hips* That was a stupid question. Go hug a tree, you f**kin hippie. 'What were you thinking when Graystripe came?' Um, Blackstar insulted Millie, and Graystripe told him to quote "SHOVE IT UP YOUR CRACK!" So I was thinking, "Firestar never said you were this BADA**!"
Snowkit- Any questions for me and Larchkit?
Hollyleaf- Oh sure honey! 'What the hell is wrong with your ears?'
Snowkit- Nothing! *cries*
Hollyleaf- *comforts him* Awww, you made him cry! Why don't you just go to f**kin hell ya b**ch. 'Why do you cuss so much?'
Hollyleaf- Cause you freakin viewers are annoying the sh*t outta me. 'Larchkit, why did you die?'
Larchkit- Cause I was too young to say "Ferncloud, go f**kin eat some fish."
Hollyleaf- 'I think Larchkit is learning from you.' DAYYYYMMM! Who yells cuss words in Starclan? F**kin Yellowfang, that's who. By the way, only questions ya redneck cat. Oh not a cat? THEN GO SHOVE A SOCK UP YER CRACK YA B**CH!!
Random Apprentice- Take a chill pill!
Hollyleaf- What do I look like, a f**kin Twoleg? I don't take f**kin aspirin!
Please Review! Next weeks questions will be made on Runningwind and Breezepelt! Please, insert flame into Breezepelt's questions! Also, remeber to provove Hollyleaf's anger issues!
Hollyleaf- I have no f**kin anger issues!
Me- Right...