First off, I would like to say that I'm sorry. I'm sorry for taking so long to finally make this, and I'm sorry that you probably have the wrong impression of what this spoof is like.
You probably walked in here thinking that this will be like Final Idiotsy 7: a poorly written spoof that amazingly gets reviews because it makes fun of blatantly obvious plotholes. That theory is wrong. Instead, this is a collection of "FFX song parodies", in other words, a bunch of songs from CDs I have lying around altered slightly for comedic effect and so they appear to do with the Final Fantasy 10 universe (that spinta thing).
I hope you enjoy them, and if you don't, I'll delete this story and maybe work on an actual spoof (not likely if you notice that every single spoof besides FIVII has been DELETED!!!)
There are people who will like this idea, and people who will hate it, I don't expect all praise, so feel free to flame.
Please review this chapter to tell me if you like the idea/if you like the song, and others if you like the songs.
Wow, you actually read this far. This first song originally appeared in one of "Semi-Solid Yoshimitsu's" works, but he and I wrote it together, and he deleted his, so I think I can post it. It's not plagiarism, because he and I wrote it together and intended it to be used in both of our FFX parodies. His just came out a long time before mine. Semi-Solid, if you have a problem with me posting it, just tell me (in a review or in person) and I'll delete this chapter.
I did not have sex with that woman and I do not own Good Charlotte or Square
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My Aeon
Parody of Riot Girl by Good Charlotte
Scene: Maester Seymour is unleashing Anima on the monsters in Luca and singing about her because, of course, he's crazy.
It's got
Band-aids
And Manacles
It likes Feeling big by causing cosmic Destruction
My aeon's
A tough aeon
A warrior who needs to constantly be chained down
Anima, It would rock to beat her
But she's quite angry, so you better summon Valefor
My aeon's
A tough aeon
A fighting aeon and she could destroy all Spira
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
Well everywhere we go she destroys almost everything,
But that's okay
Cause I know, I know, I know my aeon will do anything I say
Yeah!
Anima, You could never beat her
But she's quite angry, so you better summon Valefor
My aeon's
A tough aeon
A fighting aeon and she could destroy all Spira
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
Don't you know that all I really need is you?
Gotta know that I can always win with you.
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
There you go, my first excuse for a song. If you want more for some reason, review saying you liked this. If I get two reviews I'll continue, but if I get three flames, I'll delete this.
You probably walked in here thinking that this will be like Final Idiotsy 7: a poorly written spoof that amazingly gets reviews because it makes fun of blatantly obvious plotholes. That theory is wrong. Instead, this is a collection of "FFX song parodies", in other words, a bunch of songs from CDs I have lying around altered slightly for comedic effect and so they appear to do with the Final Fantasy 10 universe (that spinta thing).
I hope you enjoy them, and if you don't, I'll delete this story and maybe work on an actual spoof (not likely if you notice that every single spoof besides FIVII has been DELETED!!!)
There are people who will like this idea, and people who will hate it, I don't expect all praise, so feel free to flame.
Please review this chapter to tell me if you like the idea/if you like the song, and others if you like the songs.
Wow, you actually read this far. This first song originally appeared in one of "Semi-Solid Yoshimitsu's" works, but he and I wrote it together, and he deleted his, so I think I can post it. It's not plagiarism, because he and I wrote it together and intended it to be used in both of our FFX parodies. His just came out a long time before mine. Semi-Solid, if you have a problem with me posting it, just tell me (in a review or in person) and I'll delete this chapter.
I did not have sex with that woman and I do not own Good Charlotte or Square
........................................................................
My Aeon
Parody of Riot Girl by Good Charlotte
Scene: Maester Seymour is unleashing Anima on the monsters in Luca and singing about her because, of course, he's crazy.
It's got
Band-aids
And Manacles
It likes Feeling big by causing cosmic Destruction
My aeon's
A tough aeon
A warrior who needs to constantly be chained down
Anima, It would rock to beat her
But she's quite angry, so you better summon Valefor
My aeon's
A tough aeon
A fighting aeon and she could destroy all Spira
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
Well everywhere we go she destroys almost everything,
But that's okay
Cause I know, I know, I know my aeon will do anything I say
Yeah!
Anima, You could never beat her
But she's quite angry, so you better summon Valefor
My aeon's
A tough aeon
A fighting aeon and she could destroy all Spira
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
Don't you know that all I really need is you?
Gotta know that I can always win with you.
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
Call off crusaders; don't call 911
Anima'll destroy them for fun
Seymour, me, myself, and I
We can control her. We can control her
There you go, my first excuse for a song. If you want more for some reason, review saying you liked this. If I get two reviews I'll continue, but if I get three flames, I'll delete this.