Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Rated R Godfather
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Carlito, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Stephanie and Chris Jericho, the RAW and Smackdown Superstars
Summary: Edge comes into contact with a scared little girl and some very angry men. He asks the ARK Angels of DX for help but little did he know how this would affect Randy and Trish's very special day or Melina's mission in Fiji.
Chapter One – Is Fiji Far From Here?
The foundations of law and order have collapsed.
What can the righteous do?" Psalm 11:3 (NLT)
New Brunswick, New Jersey at 11pm:
Maria turned off the TV set after fifteen minutes concluding there was nothing on worth watching. With the exception of RAW and Smackdown she hardly watched TV anymore, by the time she and Melina got back to their hotel room anything worth watching was usually finished. They did happen to catch the tail end of RAW from Madison Square Garden and see the RAW screen nearly fall on John Cena. Mickie James pulled him out of the way just in time and behind the screen were Randy and Trish really laughing it up. It was done so convincingly that Maria had to call Trish and make sure that it was a work and that she and Randy didn't just try and kill her boyfriend. That was when she got the news that she and Melina had celebrated all night. Trish had come over to tell them in person after the show and she didn't come alone. Over half the WWE locker room crammed into her and Melina's little hotel room and celebrated the newly engaged couple until the wee hours of the morning. Any chance they got to see 'The Two Johns' was good since their schedule was almost as hectic as each others, the precious time they could share together seemed even more invaluable.
While the Superstars headed for their show in Trenton, Melina performed another amazing miracle and healing service at a local Pentecostal church in New Brunswick. Word about the Miraculous one was getting around fast, Melina was in the paper and Johnny said she received letters all around the world begging her to come and perform the miracle and healing service in countries thousands of miles away from America. It was a testament to the work God was doing in Melina's life, she was changing people's lives with the power God had given her and He was using her in a mighty and wonderful way. Maria was just happy to be along for the ride and what a ride it was.
Melina was now sleeping after a long and fruitful healing service that started at 7pm and it didn't wind down until around 10:30pm. Maria decided to follow suit and climbed out of the comfy chair she'd been sitting in to have a shower and then go to bed.
"Next stop – Poughkeepsie," she said and caressed her pregnant stomach, "I sure hope you like all this traveling baby," she said to her unborn child turning on the water and thinking how good it would be to see John twice in one week since the WWE Superstars were still on the East Coast until tomorrow.
The phone rang while Maria was in the shower and it had a very loud ringer that woke Melina up. After raising her head a little disorientated she reached over for the phone and answered it.
"Hello?" she said groggily pushing her mahogany colored hair out of her face with her eyes squinted shut.
"Hello, is this Melina Hennigan?" the person on the other end of the phone asked.
"Yes," Melina replied, the person on the other end of the phone was a man and he had an accent that wasn't familiar to her, "How can I help you?"
"It is an honor to speak with you great healer," the man said and Melina's eyebrow cocked up with intrigue, it seemed her reputation proceeded her, "my name is Reverend Paul Rebuka and I have a church in Fiji, the Church of St. Francis," the man said and Melina smiled.
"Well hello Reverend how nice of you to call me from so far away," Melina said, she was genuinely touched by this gesture.
"I am the one who is honored, I have heard of the miraculous things you've done in the United States of America," the Reverend said.
"Well to God be the glory," Melina replied humbly.
"I was hoping you could bring your miraculous healing power to Fiji," the Reverend asked but Melina shook her head.
"I'm not actually a global healer Reverend, its just me and my girlfriend Maria and we're both heavily pregnant, we couldn't possibly leave the country," Melina replied, she had said this to many men and women of God from all over the world, there was an endless list of nations in need of her miraculous healing power.
"Mrs. Hennigan please reconsider, I fear there is a great evil coming to my island and I need God's Presence to be re-established in our church before it arrives," the Reverend said, "I know God is with you mighty woman of God, you are proof of His wonder working power and my island needs you now," the Reverend said and Melina found herself unable to say no.
"Okay Reverend, I'll be there," she found herself saying and the Reverend laughed with joy.
"Halleluiah!" he said, "Thank you Mrs. Hennigan for being so unselfish. I will pay for your flight and accommodation and your friend's as-well, we will take care of you,"
"I appreciate that Reverend," Melina said graciously.
"When are you able to leave?" the Reverend asked.
"I have a miracle and healing service in Poughkeepsie, NY we could fly out after that," Melina said.
"Excellent, I'll make all the arrangements for your trip. I look forward to meeting you in person Melina, God bless you and I'll see you soon. Goodbye," the Reverend said.
"Goodbye Reverend," Melina said and she hung up still processing what she had just done. Maria got out of the shower with a big towel around her head and saw Melina on her bed staring into space.
"Who were you talking to on the phone?" Maria asked her.
"Reverend Paul Rebuka from the Church of St. Francis in Fiji," Melina answered.
"Is that the church where Trish and Randy are going to get married?" Maria asked her coming over to the bed and sitting down.
"I don't know," Melina said.
"What did he want?" Maria asked.
"He wanted me to come over and perform and healing and miracle service in Fiji," Melina said.
"He must have been pretty bummed when you turned him down," Maria said and Melina shook her head.
"I didn't turn him down," she said and Maria frowned.
"Oh," she said, a few moments passed and she was still frowning. Finally she asked the next logical question, "So we're going to Fiji?"
"Yup, we're leaving tomorrow from New York," Melina replied and Maria nodded slowly taking it in.
"Wow, okay!" she said excitedly, "Is Fiji far from here?" she asked and Melina laughed and threw a pillow at Maria's damp head.
Roaster Whim's Coffee Shop, Poughkeepsie, NY at 11am:
The next day the Two Johns sat at a coffee shop in Poughkeepsie waiting for Melina and Maria to arrive. This was a rare opportunity to see their beloved twice in one week and they were going to take advantage of it.
"I've got the whole day planned," John Morrison said excitedly putting a big travel bag down next to his chair, "We'll go back to New York City and go shopping! We'll catch a movie, go see the museums . . ."
"Let me cut you off right there," Cena said putting his hand up, "First of all I don't like museums and second of all we'll be recognized in a second,"
"Not if we're wearing these," Morrison said pulling out what looked like a nun's uniform.
Cena turned his nose up, "Johnny what nun did you steal that from?" Cena asked.
"It's not a nun's outfit, its Amish," Morrison corrected Cena and The Champ looked at Morrison like he was crazy.
"That's so much better," Cena said sarcastically as Johnny pulled out an Amish hat, "Good luck getting Melina to wear that,"
"That's not for Melina that's for you," Johnny corrected Cena who nearly choked on his own laughter, "This is for Melina," Johnny said and pulled out some kind of maid's bonnet and Cena laughed even harder, "And yes she will wear it, this is a rare opportunity for us to spend some time together, why not have some fun while we're at it?" Morrison said enthusiastically.
"At the expense of the Amish?" Cena said.
"They're a fun-loving bunch I'm sure they'll take it as a compliment," Morrison said and Cena shook his head.
"There's no way I can get you to change you mind is there?" he said.
"No," Morrison replied and he got to his feet to greet his wife as she and Maria approached them.
"Hey Johnny," Melina said wrapping her arms around her husband and they kissed lovingly showing affection in a way that was decidedly un-Amish. When they finally separated Melina took a deep breath and smiled.
"Man I love being married to you," she said, "even when we're separated its like we're never apart,"
"I know what you mean," Johnny said and they kissed again.
Maria smiled as Cena told her exactly how much he missed her by kissing her on various places up and down her neck and face.
"What a way to start off a Wednesday morning," Maria said appreciating Cena's affection, then she notices a little hat on the table and picked it up, "What's this?" she asked Cena.
"An Amish bonnet," Cena replied and Maria frowned.
"A what?" Melina asked and Johnny pulled out the other one along with an Amish hat for him from his travel bag, "Why do you have Amish clothes in your bag J Hennigan?" Melina asked her husband.
"Well Cena and I -" Johnny started but Cena cut him off.
"Cena nuthin' you came up with this idea on your own," Cena said.
"What idea?" Maria asked.
"Well I thought it would be nice to go back to New York City and spend the whole day there; we could go shopping, visit the museums," Morrison explained.
"I don't do museums," Maria said and Cena gave her a hi-five.
"Okay no museums but the rest of the trip sounds good right?" Morrison said hopefully.
"That's a wonderful idea Johnny but what does that have to do with the Amish outfits?" Melina asked.
"Well we can't go to NYC as we are, we'll be recognized in a second," Johnny said and Melina and Maria exchanged glances.
"He's right," Maria said and Melina nodded and Johnny handed her the whole Amish get-up and her face reflected her dislike of the clothes.
"The things I do for love," she said.
"Man we sure are global now aren't we Mel? Fiji now Amish, what's next Catatonic?" Maria said and Melina frowned.
"Catatonic is not a place Maria," she said.
"Yeah it is, it's where people who come from Catatonia live," Maria replied and Cena shook his head while Johnny laughed at Maria's comment.
"Well I know Fiji is definitely a place and I can't wait to go there with you," Cena said to Maria giving her a big kiss and she looked at Melina expecting her to be the one to break the news that Maria would be going to Fiji with her and not her boyfriend.
"We're actually going to Fiji a little ahead of schedule," Melina said and the Two Johns frowned.
"What do you mean?" Johnny asked her.
"We're going tonight," Melina said and the Two Johns gasped.
"What how come?" Cena asked in shock.
"I got a call from a Reverend in Fiji and he said the island needed me right away because a great evil was coming," Melina said and Johnny swallowed hard.
"So why did he call you?" Johnny asked.
"Because he believes the people need to see the awesome power of God like they do during my healing and miracle services," Melina said.
"But you never do international services what makes this guy any different from all the others?" Johnny asked her.
"He's not a guy Johnny he's a Reverend and this case is different from all the others," Melina explained.
"Why?" Cena asked.
"Well for two reasons; one is I feel that I should go and help this man of God out and two is . . . well, this is the island where Trish and Randy will be getting married and if I can clean it up before they get there so much the better," Melina said and the Two Johns looked at each other then Morrison spoke.
"That's really awesome Melina," he said and Melina smiled grateful for his support.
"For a minute there I thought you were going to talk me out of it," Melina said.
"Well Fiji is very far away and you two will be going alone," Cena said.
"But even though there are two tickets there's one big God watching your back," Morrison said and Melina gave him a big hug.
"Thank you Johnny," she said and Cena kissed Maria again to show his support and she appreciated it very much.
"How do you come up with stuff like that?" Cena asked Morrison.
"When you're married to a woman of God you learn to be the third man in the relationship," Morrison replied and Cena nodded thoughtfully, "Now let's change into these Amish clothes and go see New York City!" Morrison said excitedly grabbing his outfit and heading to the bathroom inside the coffee shop while his friends followed less enthusiastically behind him.
"You get the feeling Johnny's just a little bit too into this?" Cena said as Melina inspected the outfit closely.
"Well these clothes are pretty roomy, maybe it won't be so bad," Melina said and they followed Johnny into the coffee shop to change.
Times Square, NYC at 12pm:
"These clothes suck!" Melina said pulling at her baggy dress and adjusting her huge black sunglasses so her bonnet didn't fall off.
"I think you look great," Morrison said, he was just happy to be spending some time with his wife.
"Well I think I look ridiculous," Cena said but Maria didn't mind at all.
"I could get used to this, maybe we could start a whole new trend!" Maria said and Melina and Cena looked at her like she was crazy.
"Okay it's on to the Metropolitan Museum of Art," Johnny said.
"Dude I told you I'm not going to no museum," Cena said and Morrison pouted.
"But I wanna see some Picasso!" he whined.
"I wouldn't mind being inside myself," Melina said.
"You guys are crazy these outfits rock!" Maria said and Cena was about to argue back when they were suddenly approached by a real Amish couple.
"Excuse me ladies we couldn't help but notice that you're both expecting and we would like to invite you to look at a little Amish school for when the little ones grow up," the Amish woman said.
"Thank you that won't be necessary," Melina said but Maria took a pamphlet.
"Look how cute the schoolhouse is!" Maria said showing the pamphlet to Melina.
"Not as cute as those sunglasses," the Amish woman said to Melina, "I could never wear something so glamorous," she said but Melina could tell she really wanted to.
"God doesn't want you to conform to a bunch of rigid rules, He wants you to express who you truly are," Melina said and she took off her sunglasses and gave them to the Amish woman, "Here give them a try," she said and the Amish woman took them tentatively at first then she finally put them on. She turned to her husband to find out what he thought.
"Well what do you think?" she asked him and he hugged her passionately to himself.
"I've never wanted you more," he said amorously and the Two Ms and the Two Johns couldn't believe his passion it contrasted so much with his outfit.
"Why don't you keep those?" Melina said to the woman noticing the affect the sunglasses had on her husband.
"I couldn't they belong to you," the woman said taking off the shades but Melina refused them.
"That's okay they look great on you," Melina said and the woman put them back on with a smile.
"Thank you my dear," she said.
"God bless you and remember live life to the fullest!" Melina told her and the woman nodded before leaving with her husband. As they left the two couples saw people noticing the Amish woman showing great interest in her outfit.
"See I told you we could start a trend," Maria said.
"Is there anything you say that doesn't inspire people?" John Cena said to Melina who smiled bashfully.
"I just knew that was what she needed to hear," Melina said.
"Now that people think we're Amish you can minister to them in a whole new way," Morrison said.
"That's true, why don't we start with Washington Square Park?" Melina said.
"Because there's always loads of people gathered around there?" Maria asked.
"Yeah," Melina replied and the fact that it was adjacent to all the shops on Greenwich Avenue didn't hurt either.