"Talk to him, Lily." Remus pleaded, fixing his best friend's fiance tea. She had slept at his place the night before after a rather bad fight with James. She wouldn't tell him what it was about, but Remus was sure it had to be fairly serious, as even James had refused to tell him about it when Remus had Floo called him during the night.
"No. He will have to apologize first." Lily answered primly, stirring sugar into her Earl Grey. Remus rolled his eyes, and was about to point out how childish she sounded when James' owl flew in through the open window and almost knocked over Lily's tea. A feather got in it and Lily plucked it out distastefully before sighing and taking the envelope from the owl's beak.
Remus was braced for an explosion if it wasn't the apology she had been looking for. Instead, there was absolute silence. Remus poured his own tea and added three heaping spoonfuls of sugar and plenty of cream while he waited for her response. Finally, Lily stood up, folding the letter and placing it on the table. She drank her tea in one gulp and went over to the fireplace, stepping in and calling out "Potter place" before disappearing without a word.
Now, Remus was normally not the nosy kind, but he was very curious. He took a sip of his tea and went over to the table, picking up the letter. It read:
Lily,
You win. We can name our son Harry. But I still think "actual proof I had sex with Lily Evans" is a better name.
James
Remus just shook his head and finished his tea in silence.