Disclaimer: I don't own FML or Twilight that's by Stephenie Meyer
FML Twilight
Today, I was walking with this girl I liked to my locker, until she suddenly stopped at the corner and said she had to make a call. I nodded and told her to meet me at my locker. While I was at my locker I got a text message from an unknown number, and once I finished reading it my crush shows up. I ask her "What's the date, today?" And she replies "April 30, why?" and looks at me curiously. "Oh…I just thought it was April 1st because I got this text." She gives me a confused look, so I grabbed my phone and showed her the text. It read "Hey, do you want to go to the movies? From B.S. Her eyebrows scrunched together indicating she was slightly annoyed, frowning she asked "What's wrong with it?" I sighed and said "B.S…" but she was still clueless, so I said "Bullshit, you know like an April Fool's prank." Realization dawned on her face and then she turned slightly red. I thought that she was embarrassed that she didn't get the meaning, until she said "Umm…that's my name." I mentally slapped myself as I thought "Bella Swan." Now it was my turn to turn red, and I replied stupidly "Uh…sure" just as the bell went. She nodded and said "Well I guess I'll talk to you later" and walked off. FML.
By: Mikey
Comments:
1. LOL, that was so funny. – by ChokingOnLaughter
2. LMAO, that made my day – by RollingOnTheGround
3. Poor girl, having a name like that must suck – by FullOfPity
4. Yeah, she should probably change it, to something else so this won't happen again – by NeedForChange
5. Personally I think that wouldn't happen if it was a NORMAL GUY who got the message. – by MyHonestOpinion
6. I second that, this guy's a NOOB – by WhatADisgrace
7. You're such an idiot!!! – by GuysLikeYouAreStupid
8. That's just sad dude, for you to think it was a April Fool's joke, you must not get out much – by Player101
9. Aww, I agree with #3, I would die if I had BS for my initials and you embarrassed her about it – by FeelSorryForOthers
10. Well, it's not like he did it on purpose; I'm sure he feels bad about it too. – by IGotYourBack
11. My, my youth these days and their minds… - by ConcernedParent
12. OMG, you seriously did that, what a loser – by That'sUnbelievable
13. Wow, amazing that girl is still going to out with you, I would have dumped you on the spot – by ItWouldBeOver
14. You deserve to be physically slapped in the face for that, jerk – I'dDoTheHonors
15. Man, I can't wait to hear about the date it'll probably end in a disaster at this rate - KeepMeUpdated