I love you, Doggy!

A SasukePakkun story, since there aren't any on here. XD

Total crack, do NOT take seriously whatsoever. Unless you want to.

Hello everyone! Rishi's here and Rishi is making a crackfic…….AGAIN. Rishi got sad when Rishi saw there weren't any SasukexPakkun stories. So Rishi decided to do one…..!!!! XD Much ooc-ishi-ness and full of……..poo.

Anyway, Rishi does not own Sasuke, Pakkun, Kakashi-sensei or any Naruto characters. Rishi does own a smexy Naruto card that's hidden under her pillow, though…..

I Love You, Doggy.

"Kakashi-sensei….." Twelve-year old Sasuke muttered, looking away from his sensei sheepishly. "Kakashi-sensei, can you teach me how to summon dogs?"

"Hmm?" Kakashi looked up from his book. "This is suprising. Since when have you had an interest in summoning?"

"Just….I want to get stronger, and when we were fighting Zabuza……."

"Right, right." Kakashi said with a smile. "Alright, then." He took a scroll out of his bag. "Sign your name here…..In blood."

--And so, since my attention span has gotten the better of me, we skip the part where Sasuke learns to summon and we get to the good stuff—

Wheeeee……………………………………………………………..ANYWAYS.

Sasuke walked into his room quietly and sat on his bed. "SUMMONING JUTSU!!" He yelled, doing whatever signs necessary…..and out popped Pakkun.

Sasuke smirked. "Hah. I did it."

Pakkun looked around him. "This isn't Kakashi's place…." He then looked up at the smiling youth before him. "Oh, crap. What did Kakashi do this time….?"

Sasuke grabbed Pakkun and sqeezed him. "DOGGY! (heart)"

"Can't……breathe……" Pakkun gasped.

Sasuke continued to hug the dog for who-knows-how-long. After awhile, Sasuke put Pakkun down. "I'll get you something to eat, okay?" Sasuke then skipped (?) down the hall into the kitchen.

Pakkun looked at the youth skipping (?) off. "This can't be too bad…." He said.

THE END.

WHOO.

THAT TOOK LESS THEN FIVE MINUTES TO WRITE.

I'M INSANE, ARENT' I?