Ok, so in the movies, everyone sounds all heroic and well composed. But their brain probably wasn't nearly so much :). These are just some random drabbles I made of what everyone was actually thinking when the movie was going on. Disclaimer: I do not own Rise Of the Guardians. Also, the guardians/Pitch's thoughts are in italics.

Scene 1: Pitch.

"I thought this might happen. They never really believed in you. I was just trying to show you that," Pitch said.

Of course, his mind said otherwise. Technically it's my fault they don't believe in you anymore, so you should really be upset at me. But, ahaha, I'm not telling you that. He found himself thinking. Stupid ice boy. I bet his brain is made of ice. Ice brain. Ahahaa I've gotta use that insult sometime. Now how to get him on my side? If I do, not only will I have his power AND a family, but I will also have a whole ARMY of fangirls spread throughout the globe under my control! Hmm… I definitely need THAT. To get him on my side, I'll tell him I understand what he's going through to get him on my side. Hehe. He won't be able to refuse my awesomeness then!

"But I understand." Pitch articulately stated.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!" Jack yelled back, shooting ice at Pitch.

Whaaaat? Oh, great, Ice Brain's acting like a teenager with mental issues and a side of ANGER MANAGEMENT. Calm down. Breeeeeathe. This is good. Denial is the first step of acceptance! Well, I'll deny that I don't know what it's like to be cast out too. Even though lots of people believe in me. Except now a lot of them are moving on to the Slenderman. Stupid Slenderman! Geez, all he is is a teleporting businessman with a serious need for plastic surgery for his face. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOU CHOOSE HIS NONEXISTANT WEIRD FACE OVER THIS HANDSOME DEVIL? OH NO THEY- oh, right, back to the emotional conversation. What to say…?

"No! I know what its like to be cast out! To not be believed in! To long for… a family!"

He'll like that, right? Yeah, cuz those STUPID GUARDIANS didn't invite him to be family before! Even though of course, neither did I. Also I told Jack at Tooth's Palace that I was gonna ignore him just because he was a neutral party. Hehe. I hope he doesn't remember that. That would be bad. I KNOW! I'll distract him from reality with my tragic backstory to make him feel badly for me.

"All those years in the shadows, I thought, no one knows what this feels like. But now I see I was wrong. You don't have to be alone Jack. I believe in you. And I know children will too."

Yes… it's actually tru- I LIKE CHEEEEEEZEBURGERZ! Wait, where did THAT thought come from? Am I watching too much my little pony? Oh, shoot, did I say that out loud? I hope I didn't. That would be bad. Like, REALLY bad. Wait, focus on the victim- I, uh, I mean family. Person. Thing. Jack. Yeah, focus on Ice Brain. WHY WOULD I FOCUS ON ICE BRAIN? Take a deeeeep breath Pitch. Think about the fangirls. Armies and armies of fangirls under your command. Breathe in, breeeeathe out.

"In me?" Jack asked.

"Ye-es! LOOK at what we can do!" Pitch gestured to the giant black ice sculpture in front of them.

Yeaaaah man that ice sculpture looks like my hair. Except not nearly as awesome as my ACTUAL hair of course. I spend one hour every night just to brush it out and gel it up. This thing took, like, a minute. Therefore- uh… wait. Alliance with Jack. Right, right, ok.

"What goes together better than COLD, and DARK!? We can make them believe! We can give them a world where everything, EVERYTHING is-"

"Pitch Black?" Jack interrupted.

YES! EXACTLY! HE GOT IT- waaaaait. There's a catch to this, isn't there? Yeah, I bet there's a catch. Hmm… you're a smart, devilishly handsome man Pitch. What would an Ice Head like Jack think of? Uh… OH right! Jack's gonna be in this world too, right? Ugh, that would be awful! I would NEVER be able to live once he saw my pink hair-bow collection. I mean, how else am I supposed to get my hair to stick into spikes before I gel it anyways? Sandy has an orange barrette collection for the same reason! With purple flowers on them! Oh, getting off topic. Umm… so not just me…? Jack frost too? Yeah.

"And Jack Frost, too. They'll believe in both of us."

Hahahaaa! I've got this one IN THE BAG! WHOO HOOO! Yeah, you go Pitchie! FEAR SHALL DOMINATE EVERYTHI-

"No they'll FEAR both of us. And that's not what I want. Now for the last time, leave me alone!" Jack angrily stated.

Wait… he… he didn't join me. In fact, that sounded an awful lot like a refusal. He wants to be LEFT ALONE? BY ME? He… he just REJECTED ME? Don't cry don't cry don'tcrydon'tcrydon'tcry. Show him Baby Tooth. Yeah. Her.

"Very well. You want to be left alone? DONE. But first," He held out Baby Tooth. She whimpered.

Yeah that's right Jack. Panic. FEEL SAD. Cuz I ain't NEVER lettin' her go after YOU rejected me! I can feeeeel the panic….

"BABY TOOTH!" panicked Jack.

"THE STAFF JACK! You have a bad habit of interfering,"

Actually not really, you only did once or twice. But that is BESIDE THE POINT. REJECTION= NO JOY FOR YOU JACK. And ALSO I want to break your staff into a million pieces.

"Now hand it over, and I'll let her go."

Yeah right let her go. THAT'S a good one. Jack hesitated then handed over the staff.

"Alright, now let her go." He said.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. So he just TRUSTED me to LET HER GO after he emotionally wounded me, yet he DIDN'T trust me when I said I'd like to be like his family? THAT IS UNCOOL MAN! I NEED SOMEONE AT LEAST 20% COOLER! RAINBOW DASH, FIGHT HIM WITH YOUR AWESOMENESS! Dramatic pause, aaaand-

"NO. You said you wanted to be alone. So BE ALONE!" OUCH! SHARPBEAKSHARPBEAK OW OW OW! Must throw. WAIT THAT WAS BABY TOOTH! NOOOOOOOOOO! Ooopsies. Well, I still got the staff. I'll break it. YAAAAY breaking things! CRACK. Pitch broke the staff.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Jack yelled. OOOOOH cries of pain. TAKE THAT MEANIE! Or am I the meanie? Hmmmmmm… well, I just broke his staff and shoved him off this cliff thingy… soo… oh well. I feel like laughing. CUZ I AM EVIL. EVIL PEOPLE LAUGH. Wait, does that even make sense? Oh well.

"Ha. Hahahahaha."

AAAND SCENE. What did'ja think? Please don't leave any mean comments, thanks! Any ideas for what scene I should write for next?