"Epic Ever After Rap Battles Of History"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own "Ever After High" or it's characters. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the EAH books, Shannon Hale. Plus, I don't own Epic Rap Battles of History as well. Anyway, this is EAH's take on Epic Rap Battles. This is when I take two random characters of Ever After High and make them face-off in a rap battle. Boy, is this gonna be fun! So enjoy!
P.S.: For fun, readers get to choose which next two people should be up to face each other in a rap battle! Once again, enjoy!
Chapter 1: Apple White vs. Raven Queen
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
Apple White!
vs.
Raven Queen!
BEGIN
Apple White:
The name is Apple White
I'm so pure and fresh
My rhymes will burn you down like David Koresh
I'm Snow White's daughter
It's all 100% percent
You can't bring me down, I'm the main event
I got the perfect happy ending
With Prince Daring Charming
And this is a battle that's just only starting
You should've followed your story
That's your destiny talking
Is your brain on dope, well that's totally shocking
You better get with the fairytale
Hope you can see that
Your messed-up head is so made out of ass fat
Poison Apples
Are so totally my thing
One bite from it would make you die like a bee sting
You're fighting with the future queen
Of the battle rap
I got a happy ending, and you're just a piece of crap!
Raven Queen:
Oh ha ha ha
Like you really make me laugh
It's so really funny like a retarded giraffe
Like I said
I'm re-writing my story
I rise like America in true old glory
Daughter of the evil queen
It's all about me
And you're just a stubborn troll turned to an amputee
Like the words from America
I can do magic
I'll take you down and make it sound like tragic
Let me live my life
And don't be bugging
It's like your brain's on dope, you're so totally drugging
You wanna back away from me
Oh you better not try it
Even think about retreating I'll get your ass lit
Cause I won this battle rap
Now I know this
So go take your dope-ass back to the abyss!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC EVER AFTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!