Kankuro's Woes.
Kankuro: Groan
Gaara: What is it now?
Kankuro: Why am I ALWAYS the pervert!
Gaara: ?
Kankuro: I just got done reading another FanFic, and I'm always the pervert in the story! Always!
Gaara: How so? I thought that was Orochimaru?
Kankuro: Well yeah, but he is the creepy one, that likes Bondage. I'm the one who like is obsessed with sex.
Gaara: Well, aren't all men obsessed with sex?
Kankuro: Well yeah, but I'm always the one who teaches you what masturbations is. And who gives you plays boys and tells you how to finger girls and stuff.
Gaara: What's masturbation?
Kankuro: No I'm not falling for that!
Gaara: What?! I really don't know!
Kankuro: sigh Well…
Gaara: I really want to know.
Kankuro: You know…..
Gaara: no I don't.
Kankuro: when you um, uh service yourself. You know…
Gaara: 0.0….oh
Kankuro: Yeah….
Gaara: No wonder I don't know what it is.
Kankuro: ?
Gaara: I've never had to service myself before. I've always had a girl helping me. Unlike…
Kankuro: Don't say it.
Gaara: YOU!! Oh burn!
Tamari: What's the burn?
Gaara: The fact that Kankuro always has to service himself.
Tamari: That's not a burn, that's fact.
Kankuro: .
Gaara: Oh burn!
Kankuro: Shut up, Nobody loves you!!
Gaara: No, as we already established. Nobody loves you, at least I get laid.
Kankuro: I get laid too…
Tamari: By whom? You know girls you pay don't count right?
Kankuro: By plenty of girls, it's too high to count.
Tamari: Sure you do.
Kankuro: I do.
Tamari: I was agreeing with you Kankuro.
Kankuro: Let's get off the subject.
Tamari: What ever you want.
Kankuro: .
Silence…….
Kankuro: What is so perverted about me?
Tamari and Gaara exchange glances.
Kankuro: What?
Tamari: It's the fact that you,
Gaara: you know,
Kankuro: no I don't, I don't stare at girls breast, like Sai. I don't make up perverted Jutsu's like Naruto. I don't see why I'm always the pervert.
Tamari: It's not that,
Gaara: You play with puppets Kankuro.
Kankuro: So?
Gaara: Well anyone who plays with puppets is…
Tamari: An automatic pervert.
Kankuro: No it doesn't. Name me one puppeteer who was a pervert.
Tamari: ….
Gaara: ….
Tamari: Jupetto
Kankuro: How was the dude from Pinocchio a pervert?
Tamari: He wanted a little boy,
Gaara: Made of wood. If you know what I mean…
Kankuro: …. confused look
Kankuro: 0.0 oh you guys are disgusting. Jupetto was not a pedophile!
Tamari: Chiyma was kind of perverted.
Kankuro: That's because she was OLD! All old people are perverts.
Gaara: No their not.
Kankuro: Name me one not perverted old person.
Gaara: …Tsunada.
Kankuro: Tsunada's a big pervert. Hello she reads the Icha Icha!
Gaara: She only does that cause Jiriya wrote them.
Kankuro: Being a puppeteer does not always make you a pervert.
Tamari: Yes it does!
Kankuro: Why?
Tamari: You stick your hand up a dolls ass Kankuro, that's perverted.
Gaara: Yeah but I bet Crow envoys it.
Kankuro: Oh my god people, Get your mind out of the gutter!
Gaara: What ever this isn't getting us any where.
Kankuro: Ok besides the fact that I'm a puppeteer, what else is perverted about me?
Gaara: Well….
Tamari: You wear Full body black Kankuro.
Kankuro: So? Gai wears freaking Leotards he's not portrayed as a pervert.
Tamari: Gai is special. You live in the dessert.
Kankuro: You wear black.
Tamari: Yeah but I don't wear full Body Black.
Kankuro: What are you saying Tamari?
Tamari: I'm saying that you are in a heavy black suit. You look like you are going to die of a heat stroke.
Kankuro: It looks cool though.
Tamari: It looks retarded.
Gaara: Hey that's not nice, Retarded people are so much smarter then Kankuro.
Tamari: True.
Kankuro: So if I took of my hat would I still be a pervert?
Gaara: Well, You would just look a lot stupider.
Tamari: You would have to take off the Kabuki makeup too….
Kankuro: What's wrong with the make up.
Gaara: It makes you look like, leering.
Kankuro: What?
Gaara: It makes you look creepy.
Tamari: You look like a descent guy with out it.
Gaara: Yeah take off the hat and take off the make up you could have,
Tamari: …some girls.
Gaara: Not as many as I get, but still some.
Kankuro: Sure Gaara you are just one regular Casanova.
Screaming Fan girl is jumping at window.
Fan Girl: I LOVE YOU GAARA! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN.
Tamari walks over and closes the curtain.
Kankuro: ….I still don't want to take off the make up, Maybe the hat, but defiantly not the makeup.
Gaara: Why not you wouldn't be though as such a pervert then.
Kankuro looks kind of sad.
Kankuro: but then I'll look like…
Tamari: ….dad…
There is dead silence for 5 minuets as the three siblings stand their awkwardly.
Gaara: I say you stick with the perverted look.
Tamari: I agree.
Kankuro: Yeah.