AN: Welcome to my IZ talk show! We will be asking the characters questions. IN this first chapter I'll come up with questions and when you review, YOU will give me questions. I'll use as many of your questions as I can. Oh, there will be three hostesses. Griz, Jau, and Rel. They are all Irken Invaders.
Griz: Hello! Welcome to the Invader Zim talk show of DOOM! Our first guest today is Tak. So, Tak, some people say your a mary-sue. Do you think that they're right?
Tak: Well, I am quite offended that those pitiful humans would look down upon me! If there is any Irken that should be looked down upon it's Zim! I mean, he's not even REALLY an invader! I could conquer them with one hand tied behind my back!
Jau: Well, that brings another question up. If you're sooo great, then how come Zim and Dib were able to stop you!
Rel: Please excuse here tone. She's jealous of you and me because we're better invaders.
Jau: No you aren't!
Rel: Jau, we're hosting a talk show. We need to be civil. Anyways back to the question.
Tak: Well, if that stupid robot of Zim's hadn't messed Mimi up, I would have defeated Zim and then I could have easily taken care of Dib and destroyed this crummy planet!
*a bell rings*
Rel: O.K. Well, that's all the time we have for you Tak. There are other characters to interview after all
*Tak walks off.*
Jau: O.k. Our next guest is... Dib!
*Dib walks into view and sits where Tak was*
Griz: So, Dib, how does it feel to be interviewed by three Irkens?
Dib: It seems pretty weird considering that I'm always trying to expose Zim and yet here I am sitting calmy and talking to you.
Rel: Well, my next question would be, have you read any of the Invader Zim fanfiction?
Dib: No. Is there any where I defeat Zim.
Jau: We haven't read any like that, but there might be some. There are Dib fans, believe it or not.
Dib: I have fans?
Griz: Yep. There are people who like, people who LOVE you and then there are probably some obsessed people. I don't know any Dib obsessors though.
Dib: Awesome! Hear that Zim? People like me!
Rel: Yeah, yeah! Enjoy it later! We have a talk show to run!
*Bell rings*
Jau: Look at that, we're out of time. Get outa here!
Rel: I'm sorry. Jau is what I like to call a Dib hater most of the time. What can I say, she likes Zim.
*Dib walks off.*
Griz: Let's see... our next guest is... Zim!
*Zim walks in and takes the seat.*
Rel: So, you got any world domination plans?
Zim: Well, I have some stuff,but I can't reveal anything on live TV.
Jau: Awww, come on Zim. Please.
Griz: Don't push it. You'll make him mad and then you'll never stand a chance. So, Zim, do you think you could adjust to living here on Earth for the rest of your life?
Zim: Never! I could not stand it!
Rel:*Talking into that little ear piece thing* Really? Already? *Addressing everyone* Well, it looks like we're out of time for today. See you next time on The IZ Talk Show of DOOM! Thanks for viewing!