I've already explained this in my profile and in my World Tour fanfic but I'll do it again in case you haven't read either of those. Basically, my first two stories on this site weren't that good so I'm rewriting them. That's the shorter version of the other two notes. Anyway, you probably want to read this. So here you go.
It's a beautiful day on the run down docks of Camp Wawanakwa. Chris McLean is standing on the docks to welcome the viewers.
"This show has taken our contestants to some crazy places. Egypt, England, and even Toronto" Chris said. "But now, we're taking it back to the beginning at Camp Wawanakwa. Chris McLean here and as you can see things have changed since we've been away"
The sign on the docks reading: "Camp Wawanakwa" breaks.
"And by changed I mean gotten really, really, dangerous" Chris said. "But the rules of the game remain the same. A bunch of complete strangers will live together and compete in life threatening challenges all over the island in order to win: One. Million. Dollars!"
Chef walks over to Chris holding a suitcase. He opens it to reveal a stack of money.
"Okay, I did my bit. Can I go now?" Chef asked.
"Hush Chef, I'm doing my intro" Chris said.
Chris turns to the camera.
"Let's meet our contestants now" Chris said.
A large yacht containing all twenty four Total Drama contestants sails towards the docks but ends up going right past them.
"Why isn't the boat stopping!" Owen yelled from aboard the yacht.
"Not them" Chris said. "This season we've got all new players fighting for the million. Let's meet them now"
The camera cuts to a different yacht with different people on it. At the front of the boat is Jo and Scott.
"Meet Jo" Chris narrated.
"Stay outta my way if you know what's good your you" Jo said to Scott.
"Scott" Chris said.
"Right back at you" Scott said.
Scott sniffs his own armpit for seemingly no reason.
"Gah! Why did I think that'd be a good idea" Scott said.
The camera pans over to Mike and Zoey.
"Mike and Zoey" Chris said.
"Hi, nice to meet you" Zoey said. "Do you like cats?"
Zoey sticks her hand out expecting Mike to shake it.
"Who are you?" Mike asked.
"Oh, I should've introduced myself better. I'm Zoey" Zoey said.
"Nice to meet you" Mike said. "I'm Mike and-"
Mike is cut off my Lightning shoving them out of the way.
"Lightning" Chris said.
"Hello gorgeous" Lightning said to himself.
He kisses his own bicep.
The camera pans over to Brick who is holding up Zoey.
"Brick" Chris narrated.
Brick gives a salute and drops Zoey.
"Brick McArthur reporting for duty!" Brick said. "Oh... Sorry ma'am"
"It's fine" Zoey said.
The camera pans to B and Dawn. Dawn is sitting in a meditative pose.
"B" Chris said.
B waves at the camera.
"And Dawn" Chris narrated.
"Your aura is exceptionally purplish green" Dawn said to B.
B looks at her confusedly.
"Oh, but it suits you" Dawn said.
The camera moves over to Dakota.
"Dakota" Chris narrated.
"Hey there" Dakota said. "Dakota Milton here, and I'm here to-"
The camera pans to Anne Maria before she can continue. Anne Maria is spraying herself with a can of spray tan.
"Anne Maria" Chris said.
"Oh yeah, three more coats should 'bout do it" Anne Maria said.
Dakota runs over to Anne Maria and pushes her aside.
"Hey! I was talking about me!" Dakota said angrily.
Anne Maria goes up to Dakota and sprays her.
"Don't touch me Blondie!" Anne Maria said angrily. "You should never touch me!"
Staci walks up to Anne Maria.
"Staci" Chris narrated.
"My great aunt Milly invented spray tans" Staci said. "Yah, before her people just smeared themselves with clay. But it was very messy so she-"
Anne Maria proceeds to spray Staci.
The camera pans up to Cameron on top of the boat.
"Cameron" Chris said.
"Fresh air! A real lake! Birds!" Cameron said in wonder. "This is the greatest day of my life! I've never felt so alive!"
A bunch of birds fly by Cameron and knock him over. He lands a story below next to Sam who is too engaged with his video game to notice.
"And Sam" Chris said.
"All right, grenade launcher upgrade" Sam said, completely ignoring his surroundings. "Now we're cooking"
The camera cuts back to Chris at the docks.
"Yep, it's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever" Chris said. "And speaking of explosive..."
Chris takes out a remote and presses a button on it. The yacht explodes and launches the contestants into the air. Cameron lands on a rock.
"Is this what pain feels like..." Cameron said weakly.
Cameron slides into the water. Anne Maria swims past him.
"Chris is so getting a beat down for this!" Anne Maria said angrily. "My hair better not get ruined!"
Jo swims past Anne Maria and pushes her out of the way. She pushes Staci out of the way and breaks the piece of driftwood she was holding on to.
"Athlete coming through" Jo said.
The camera pans back to Cameron drowning. Lightning picks him up.
"I'll save you little girl!" Lightning said.
"I'm a boy" Cameron said.
The camera moves to Dakota in a rubber dinghy with some paparazzi taking pictures of her from a different boat.
"Oh however did you find me?" Dakota asked.
"You sent us a text message" One of the paparazzi said.
"Shh! Don't tell them that" Dakota said quietly. "There are cameras"
Meanwhile, Chris is watching this all from the shore.
"What the- Paparazzi! I didn't okay this" Chris said.
Chris picks up his walkie talkie.
"Chef! You know what to do" Chris said into the walkie talkie.
Chef swims up to the paparazzi's boat and puts an explosive on it.
"Hey guys, that looks a bit explosive" A different paparazzi said.
"What?!" The other paparazzi exclaimed.
Their boat explodes.
The camera pans to Staci struggling to swim.
"I wish my third uncle twice removed was here!" Staci said. "He invented life preservers! Yah! Before him everyone just drowned!"
Staci's head goes underwater. Mike and Zoey swim over to her.
"I'll help" Mike and Zoey said at the same time.
"Oh, sorry" Zoey said. "Should you-"
"She's drowning no time to talk" Mike said.
"Yeah, that makes sense" Zoey said. "Really sorry about that"
Mike helps Staci out of the water.
"Thanks" Staci said. "You know my great, great-"
"Shut up" Zoey said. "Oh, I'm sorry. That was rude"
Confessional
"Wow, I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional. Wow, it's a lot smaller on TV. What was I saying?" Zoey said. "Anyway, Mike seems like a nice guy. He also looks like the most normal person here"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Jo makes it to the shore.
"Woo! That's what I'm talking about" Jo said. "First one to-"
Jo looks over and sees that Dawn is already on the shore.
"How did you get here?" Jo asked. "You're not even wet!"
"Hmm? I used shortcut" Dawn said.
"What shortcut!?" Jo said angrily. "You can't just go over the water!"
Confessional
"The explosion actually just launched me on to the beach. I'm really light" Dawn said. "But technically it was shortcut"
End Confessional
Brick crawls out of the water.
"Hello ma'am" Brick said to Jo.
Confessional
"I may be the strongest player here. But I'm all about the teamwork" Brick said. "Back in cadets I took the teamwork medal three years running. Also the bed making medal, the flag folding medal, and the letters home to mom medal"
End Confessional
B walks out of the water with Cameron standing on his head.
"Hi..." Cameron said.
B waves at the others.
Confessional
"I am what's known as a bubble boy" Cameron said. "Growing up my mom was really over protective of me. So I've never gone swimming before. Up until six hour ago I've never done anything before. Except read and sigh a lot"
Cameron sighs.
"But that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with" Cameron said.
A butterfly flies into the confessional.
"No way! A monarch butterfly" Cameron said in wonder.
The butterfly lands on his head and seems to weigh him down.
"Gah! It's so heavy!" Cameron yelled.
End Confessional
Sam washes up on shore. He presses buttons on his handheld game device and it starts up.
"Yes! My Game Guy still has batteries!" Sam cheered.
Confessional
"I knew I should've played that new fitness game" Sam said. "I just hope I don't get cut first. That would be lame. But if I stick it out long enough to get cut sixth or even seventh. How cool would that be"
End Confessional
All the contestants are on the beach now. Staci is talking to Mike and Zoey but is being ignored.
"Yah, and my great, great, uncle Boris invented swimming" Staci said. "Before him everyone just sunk and then died. And my great, great, great, great-"
"Yeah, that's great Staci" Mike said, completely ignoring her.
Dawn walks up to Zoey and Mike.
"Greetings" Dawn said.
"Oh, hi" Zoey said. "I am so stoked to be here. I've been watching Total Drama forever. Who knows, maybe I'll even make some new friends"
"That would be good" Dawn said. "Considering you're an only child and all"
"What? Who told you that?" Zoey asked. "Have you been stalking me? Is this like in those movies?"
"Your soul reads like an open book" Dawn said. "You had such a lonely childhood. It must have been difficult"
Dawn grabs Zoey's hand.
"Please don't touch me" Zoey said. "My hands are really sweaty"
"They actually feel very soft" Dawn said.
Confessonal
"What was up with her?" Zoey asked. "People at my school say I have poor social skills but she was really creepy"
Second Confessional
"People like to call me "Weird" or "Creepy". Frankly, I do not see what they are talking about" Dawn said.
End Confessional
"Attention fresh meat!" Chris announced over the speakers. "There is a trail leading to me nearby. Follow it and do not disturb the local wildlife. That would be bad"
"Yeah, we wouldn't wanna upset the bunnies" Lightning joked.
"The tiniest sound can set them off" Chris said. "Like this!"
Chris blows an airhorn into the speakers. A loud roar is heard coming from the forest and some trees fall over in the distance.
"Oh crap... That sounds bad" Scott said.
Everyone starts running.
Meanwhile at the finish line of the trail Chris and Chef are waiting for the contestants.
"This season is gonna be so much fun" Chef said.
"You said it" Chris said.
Jo runs up to them followed by Lightning.
"Yes!" Jo cheered. "Sorry you had to lose to a girl"
"What girl?" Lightning asked. "Lightning didn't lose bro. Lightning never loses"
"Glad to see you made it" Chris said. "I'll be dividing you into two teams. Captain Modesty, team A. New Eva, team B"
Scott and Brick run across the finish line next.
"Pit Sniffer, team A" Chris said. "Corporal Brick House, team B"
"Sir! Yes sir!" Brick said.
B runs up to the others and accidentally knocks Brick over.
"Silent Treatment, team A" Chris said.
B turns around to reveal that Cameron is clinging to his back.
"Bubble Boy, team B" Chris announced.
Zoey runs over to the others.
"Zoey the Lonely, team B" Chris said.
"Only as a child" Zoey said.
Dawn walks over to the others.
"Aura Whisperer, team A" Chris said.
Mike runs over to the others looking very out of breath.
"Tooth Gap, team B" Chris said.
"It's not that big" Mike said.
Dakota runs up to everyone else.
"Princess Wannabe, team A" Chris said.
Anne Maria calmly walks across the finish line.
"Tan in a Can, team B" Chris announced.
Sam crawls across the finish line looking very tired.
"Game Junkie, team A" Chris said.
Staci walks across the finish line looking incredibly tired out.
"My uncle Bill... Won the New York marathon five times..." Staci said. "Yah, it's because marathons were first proposed by my great... great..."
Staci passes out.
"Chatty Staci, team A" Chris said.
"What the heck was that thing in the forest?" Scott asked.
"Yeah! It sounded like it could've killed us" Anne Maria said.
"I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species" Cameron said nervously.
"Maybe it was just a really loud lumberjack?" Zoey suggested hopefully.
"Relax" Chris said. "It'll all make sense eventually"
Chris starts laughing maniacally.
"You okay?" Sam asked
His laughing just turns into regular laughing and he stops.
"I'm fine" Chris said. "Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little bit different. For example. In every episode someone will be far fewer rewards and reward challenges. Meaning a higher risk of going home"
"It's never been that hard before" Zoey said.
"But since this is your first time I'm going to hide something that could help you somewhere in the campground" Chris said.
Chris holds a wooden sculpture of his face.
"A genuine McLean brand Chris Head and Immunity Idol" Chris said. "If your team votes you off you get to stay if you have this. Which means if you find it you're basically the most powerful player in the game"
Chris inspects the idol.
"Is that really me?" Chris asked. "Note to self. Call makeup department... Moving on, time for the team names"
"Ooh! Let's call our team Lightning and the Thunderbolts!" Lightning said.
"No way am I being called that" Dakota said.
"You're right" Lightning said. "It's too long. How about: Team Lightning!"
"I think you missed the point" Dawn said.
"Hold your horses there" Chris said.
"What horses?" Lightning asked.
"It's a figure of speech dude" Chris said. "Names have already been chosen. Team A, you are now: The Toxic Rats!"
"Killer" Sam said.
"I don't really like it" Staci said.
"Nobody cares about you" Dakota said.
Chris looks over at the other team.
"And Team B, you are now known as: The Mutant Maggots" Chris said.
"Um... What's with all the references to chemical waste?" Mike asked.
"Yeah, sounds a bit suspicious" Brick said.
"You'll find out soon enough" Chris said.
A loud roar is heard.
"It's the monster!" Cameron exclaimed.
"Everybody run for your life!" Brick yelled.
A hairless squirrel with yellow eyes jumps out of a bush.
"Hey! It's just a stupid squirrel" Jo said.
"A really ugly squirrel" Scott said.
"Aw... I think it's kind of cute" Dakota said.
The squirrel blinks it's eyes sideways like a lizard.
"Ah! Get it away!" Dakota exclaimed.
"Oh my goodness" Dawn said. "What is wrong with it?"
"While we were gone I rented the island out to a nice family oriented hazardous waste disposal company" Chris explained. "They were real nice. The CEO's mom baked me and Chef and batch of brownies. But the waste has just the slightest impact on the island"
The squirrel eats a passing butterfly.
"Cool" Sam said.
"I have several questions about this" Dawn said.
"Hush now tree hugger" Chris said.
Dakota gets closer to the squirrel.
"Weird... I want one" Dakota said.
The squirrel roars at her and shoots lasers out of its eyes. This causes Dakota to run away and jump into Sam's arms.
"Most. Danger. Ever" Chris said.
Confessional
Dakota looks like she's crying.
"Chris is the meanest ever" Dakota said.
She stops what she's doing and takes out a makeup compact.
"Hang on" Dakota said.
She observes herself in the mirror.
"Not too blotchy... Good. Where was I?" Dakota said. "Oh, right"
Dakota goes back to pretending to cry.
End Confessional
"Now, before we start our first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards" Chris said. "Jo, because your team made it up here before anyone else your team gets... A trampoline!"
Chris gestures to Chef bouncing on a trampoline while holding a hacksaw.
"And the Rats get a hacksaw" Chris said.
Chef slips on the trampoline and lands on the ground.
"Man, that is hilarious" Lightning said.
Chef throws the hacksaw at him and the handle hits Lightning in the face.
"Now, you're probably wondering, what these items have to do with this bomb" Chris said as he held up a bomb.
"You wouldn't blow us up again... Right?" Mike said nervously.
"Would I?" Chris said.
"I really hope the answer is no" Sam said.
"Well it isn't" Chris said. "Now, if you look up you can see two totem poles"
The teams look up and see two totem poles suspended from a tree. One pole is shaped like a maggot and the other is shaped like a rat.
"Those are your team totems" Chris said.
"I was wonderin' why they were there" Anne Maria said.
"Your job is to cut them down and then ride them down the river to the camp grounds" Chris explained. "First team there gets to pick which cabin they want. But hurry, because these totems are rigged with explosives"
"Um... I don't remember this being in the thing I signed" Jo said.
"That's 'cause you forgot to read the fine print" Chris said. "Anyway, you'd better get to that cabin in seven minutes or less or it's explosion time for you... That seven minutes starts now"
"All right let's do this!" Jo cheered.
Jo jumps on the trampoline but immediately bounces off and falls in the river.
"Kay, so who wants to go next?" Anne Maria asked.
The camera pans over to the Rats.
"Stand back, Lightning is on it" Lightning said.
Lightning starts climbing up the tree but ca't keep is grip and slides down.
"Dang! Stupid tree!" Lightning said angrily. "Don't worry Lightning never quits"
He starts climbing up the tree again.
"It's too bad my third cousin Jack isn't here to give us tips on bear handed tree climbing" Staci said.
The camera moves back over to the Maggots.
"Okay, I think I know what to do" Cameron said. "If Jo hits the centre of the trampoline with fifty pounds of pressure per square inch-"
Cameron is cut off by Anne Maria pushing him to the side.
"Stand back little guy. I want a crack at this" Anne Maria said.
"But I calculated for Jo's weight" Cameron said.
"Meh, I'm sure it's fine" Anne Maria said.
Anne Maria jumps on to the trampoline and hits her head on the bottom of the totem pole repetitively.
"Should we do something about this?" Zoey asked.
"I don't know" Jo said. "It's actually kind of fun to watch"
"That's just wrong" Brick said.
"Fine" Jo said.
Jo pushes the trampoline out of the way and Anne Maria comes crashing to the ground.
"Hey! Be careful!" Anne Maria said angrily. "You almost messed up my hair"
Confessional
"Sure I want to win a million" Anne Maria said. "But not at the expense of my good looks. I got the perfect hair, perfect tan, perfect makeup. It's worth way more than a million dollars"
End Confessional
Lightning is still trying the climb the tree while B is attempting to build something in the background. Staci is still talking about her family.
"And my great, great, great, aunt Dora actually taught the Native Canadians to carve totems" Staci said.
"Okay, I know that one's a lie" Dawn said.
"It's not" Staci said. "I would never tell a lie. That's because my great, great, great, uncle John invented the polygraph test. I can take it if you want"
B walks up to Staci and takes her by the arm.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Staci asked.
B leads her over to a log resting on top of a rock.
"Oh, okay, you want me on this thing?" Staci said.
B walks over to Sam and leads him over to the base of the tree.
"You want me to stand here?" Sam asked.
B nods. He then runs over to the log and jumps on the other end of the log and launches Staci in the air. She lands on top of Sam's shoulders.
"Great thinking B" Dawn said.
Lightning falls down from the tree.
"I almost made it..." Lightning said. "Did I miss anything?"
Confessional
"First of all tree climbing is not a recognized sport, which it should be" Lightning said. "And second, that tree must have been covered in butter or something. If Chris is trying to make Lightning look bad he can think again. Lightning never gives up and never surrenders. Sha-Lightning!"
End Confessional
Brick is getting ready to jump on the trampoline.
"Here I go" Brick said.
He jumps on to the trampoline and goes up into the air. Brick grabs on to an axe sticking out of the tree.
"Help! I didn't think this plan through!" Brick shouted.
"Good grief" Jo said.
"Jeez, what a baby" Anne Maria said.
"Aw man, this isn't working!" Mike said angrily.
Mike gasps and he hunches over and closes one of his eyes.
"Gosh dern it! Cut the dang rope already!" "Mike" said.
"Hey idiot! That's what we're tryin' to do Mike" Anne Maria said.
"Mike?! The name's Chester, missy" Chester said.
"Um... What?" Zoey asked.
Confessional
"Mike seems like a nice guy" Zoey said. "I don't get his grumpy old man comedy bit but I'm sure it's funny in Armenia or France or whatever"
End Confessional
Back on the Toxic Rats Lightning is standing on the log. B jumps on the log and sends Lightning into the air. He lands on Scott's shoulders.
"Lightning strikes! Lightning cheered.
"That isn't very clever" Scott said. "What kind of a name is Lightning anyway?"
"Shut up" Lightning said.
Meanwhile, Brick is still holding on to the axe on the totem pole.
"What are you doing up there!" Jo shouted up.
"Trying to get this axe out!" Brick shouted back down.
A squirrel crawls out of the tree Brick is near.
"Oh no, not you again" Brick said. "Go away"
The squirrel growls at him.
"Please don't kill me!" Brick exclaimed.
"Back in my day we didn't use fancy saws and axes to cut rope" Chester said. "We did just fine using rocks or husks of corn"
Chester picks up and rock and throws it towards the rope. It ends up hitting the squirrel.
"Aw doggone it!" Chester exclaimed.
The squirrel glares at Chester and shoots lasers at him.
Confessional
"Bah! Squirrels these days have no respect" Clhester. said. "If I was still young I'd of made a stew out of them"
End Confessional
Back with the Rats, B jumps on the log again and launches Dawn into the air. She lands on top of Lightning's shoulders.
"One more person should about do it" Sam said. "Have you seen Dakota?"
Sam looks over and sees Dakota posing on a tree stump with the paparazzi taking pictures of her. Suddenly a tree falls over on top of the paparazzi. Chris walks over to Dakota while holding a chainsaw.
"No time for photo ops Dakota" Chris said.
"Are they dead?" Dakota asked.
"I'm sure they're fine" Chris said.
Back on the Mutant Maggots all the team members on the ground are running.
"Not the hair!" Anne Maria shouted.
The squirrel looks over at Brick and fires a laser at him. The laser hits the axe Brick is holding on to and it is deflected. The laser cuts the rope and the totem falls to the ground.
"Nice work" Jo said.
"Mission accomplished" Brick said.
Back with the Rats B is holding Dakota above his head and running towards the log.
"Hey, take it easy" Dakota said.
B puts her down on the log.
"Hurry up!" Scott shouted. "We've only got three minutes"
B jumps on the log and launches Dakota into the air. She lands on Dawn shoulders and wraps around her head to avoid falling.
"Please let go of me" Dawn said. "We need you to cut the rope"
"Okay" Dakota said.
Dakota takes the hacksaw away from Dawn and stands up on her shoulders.
"How do I use a saw?" Dakota asked.
"You seriously can't be that dumb" Lightning said.
"The teeth face downwards!" Sam shouted up. "Downwards!"
"What did you say!?" Dakota shouted down.
"I know" Dawn said. "Pretend that it's daddy's steak knife"
"Oh, that makes sense" Dakota said. "Wait, how did you know about that?"
"We don't have time" Dawn said. "Just cut it down"
Dakota cuts the rope and the totem falls to the ground.
"B! Change your name to A plus" Sam said.
Confessional
Scott is throwing a rock at the wall in the confessional.
"B thinks he's so smart" Scott said. "But once my plan is put into action he won't know what hit him"
The rock he's been throwing hits him the the face.
"Ow!" Scott exclaimed.
End Confessional
Both teams are on their totems and are going down the river. The Maggots are in the lead.
"The Rats are gaining on us!" Jo said.
"It's my duty to inform you ma'am that we have bigger problems" Brick said as he pointed to a waterfall they are approaching.
"Yay! I've never been over a waterfall before!" Cameron cheered.
Their totem goes over the water fall and then lands on the ground.
"Are we done?" Brick asked.
The totem starts going down the hill.
"Nope" Jo said.
Zoey accidentally slips off the back of the totem but manages to hang on.
"Somebody help!" Zoey shouted.
Chester gasps and becomes Mike again.
"Zoey!" Mike exclaimed.
Mike grabs her arm and pulls her back on to the line.
"You okay?" Mike asked.
"I think so" Zoey said.
The camera pans back to the Rats who are now going down hill. B is gesturing ahead of them.
"I think he's saying he wants us to lean forward" Dawn said.
The Rats lean forward and their log starts to pass the Maggot's log.
"This is fun" Staci said. "You know, my great, great, great, second aunt Mary invented log riding. And she-"
"We don't care" The other Rats, minus B, said.
Jo notices the Rats passing them.
"What the- How did they get in front of us!" Jo exclaimed.
Meanwhile at by the cabins Chris and Chef are lounging in lawn chairs.
"Aw... It's good to be back" Chris said.
"You said it" Chef said. "Just one question. Why'd you choose these guys to be here?"
"Easy, they represent the major demographics that watch our show" Chris said.
"Really? We got enough compulsive liars watching us to have one on the show?" Chef asked.
"Surprisingly yes" Chris said.
Owen comes running up to Chris.
"Hey Chris, get this the boat wouldn't stop" Owen said. "We were about to send Harold but then Lindsay said something about me floating better and the next thing I knew I was swimming over here... Well that's 'cause Courtney pushed me off because I kept hesitating"
"Oh look, it's Classic Total Drama competitor Owen" Chris said. "Who is not competing"
"Yeah, so anyway I came back to let you know- Wait! Not competing!" Owen exclaimed.
"We wanted some new people who would be more marketable" Chris said. "Chef, you know what to do"
"I love my job" Chef said.
Chef places an explosive on Owen's face. Chris presses a button on the remote and launches him into the air.
"Think he'll be okay?" Chef asked.
"Meh, I'm sure it'll all work out" Chris said. "On the bright side he filled out our episodic cameo quota"
"Hey boss, I think I see one of the teams coming now" Chef said.
The Toxic Rats' totem slides down the hill and stops next to Chris.
"Woo! Go team Lightning!" Lightning cheered.
"We are not calling it that" Scott said.
"Clock is ticking" Chris said.
Scott looks up and sees that one of the cabins is a giant mansion and the other is very run down.
"Quick! Grab the good cabin!" Scott exclaimed.
The Rats stand up the totem and put it in front of the mansion.
"Looks like we won" Staci said. "You know, fun little tidbit my great, great, great-"
"We're good for now" Dakota said.
"Hey where's the other team?" Lightning asked.
"I see them" Dawn said.
Dawn points over to the Maggots going down the hill. They hit a bump into the road and they're all flung into the air. The totem smashes through the roof of the mansion and team members all fall to the ground.
"That's not too bad" Dakota said. "It can still be fixed"
The totem pole explodes and completely destroys the mansion.
"Now it can't" Staci said.
"That's pretty obvious" Dawn said.
"That's too bad" Chris said. "It had an eight person hot tub and air conditioning"
"Oh come on!" Sam shouted.
"Hey, I know this is bad time but I have another fun fact" Staci said. "My great, great, great, uncle Jim invented log cabins. Before him everyone slept in trees. Oh! And my great, great, great, aunt Phyllis invented ceilings. Yah, before her houses were just walls and furniture. And every time it rained you needed to buy a new sofa. "
"I think I know who I'm voting off" Scott said.
"Who?" Staci asked.
"You'll see" Scott said.
"What do we do about our cabin?" Sam asked.
"Don't worry we'll get you a new one" Chris said. "And it'll be just as good as the first one"
A helicopter flies in and places a terrible looking cabin down on the ground.
"Sha-seriously?" Lightning said.
"Can we get to the elimination thing so we can kick Staci off?" Scott asked.
"What?!" Staci exclaimed.
"Don't act surprised" Scott said. "You're useless"
"But we got here first" Staci said. "That means we won"
"Not exactly" Chris said. "Since the Maggots cabin is, you know, still there they win"
"But ours is here" Dakota said.
"Well it got blown up" Chris said. "So not really. See you at the elimination ceremony, Rats"
The camera switches to later where Chris and the Rats are gathered around a camp fire.
"And now for a stable of every Total Drama season. The elimination ceremony" Chris said. "If I give you a marshmallow, you're safe. So the following contestants get to stay: Sam, Scott, Dawn, B, and Lightning. You're safe"
Chris throws them all marshmallows.
"Staci, your compulsive lying has really gotten on your teams nerves" Chris said. "And Dakota, you barely put in an effort to help your team"
"Hey, my hand's are amazing. I don't want to ruin them" Dakota said.
"My aunt Alice is a hand model" Staci said.
"Both of you shut up" Chris said. "Unlike the previous season the loser does get a marshmallow. But it's not one you want"
Chef walks over to Chris in a hazmat suit while holding a glowing green marshmallow.
"Behold, the Toxic Marshmallow" Chris said. "Whoever gets it has to leave"
"Is that thing safe to touch?" Dawn asked.
"No. Why else is Chef in a hazmat suit" Chris said. "Anyway, the Toxic Marshmallow goes to..."
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Chef throws the Toxic Marshmallow at her. Staci ducks to avoid it.
"Aw... But I was doing so well" Staci said.
"I think that's the biggest lie you've told today" Scott said. "And that's saying something"
"I'll go over to Boat of Losers" Staci said.
"Actually, we've got something new" Chris said.
The camera cuts to later where Staci is sitting in a giant catapult while the rest of her team watches.
"Behold! The Hurl of Shame!" Chris announced.
"Is it safe?" Dakota asked.
"I had an intern test it" Chris said. "Other than the disorientation and pounding headache they're fine. So try not to land face first"
"I had an ancestor who invented catapults" Staci said. "Yah, they were from Slovenia and their name was-"
Chris cuts her off by activating the Hurl of Shame and sends her flying into the air.
"I will not miss her" Chris said. "But will I miss who goes next? Probably not. But still, you'll just have to find out. Next time, on, Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
Let me know what you thought of this rewrite. I had fun writing it and I hope you have fun reading it. Oh, and I forgot to mention this in my World Tour fanfic but I'd like to thank Power Master Story Writer for being my beta reader. As for the elimination, I eliminated Staci because she's Staci. That is literally her only purpose. It was pretty obvious. Anyway, let me know what you thought.