Sai's Pen Pal

Chapter One

I suddenly got this idea on the bus while reading an unnamed, messed-up novel. I dunno, this girl was getting stoned or something. So, my friends, review, eat, and don't kill unicorns.

Slightly mature themes, nothing too graphic. Also, short chapter. Others WILL be longer.

~Meeting the 'Pal'~

"I've," Sakura announced as she entered the room the rest of her teammates were waiting in, "found the solution to your problem, Sai." He raised an eyebrow. "What problem?" She grinned and replied, "Your friend problem, silly! You see, I found this girl who needs a pen pal. You'd be perfect! Here."

She dropped a heavy envolope in his lap. The letter had to be three full front-to-back pages at the least. "Go! Read it and write back!" Sakura urged. He sighed and left, taking the envolope with him.

'A pen pal,' he thought. Sai had heard the term used before, but need thought of obtaining one. He was sure they wouldn't like him. He unlocked his flat and set the envelope down before seating himself and opening it. There was only one page of the letter, along with pictures. Lots of pictures. Then, at the very bottom, was a plain silver necklace chain.

Sai took the letter out first.

Hey, new pen pal!

I'm Fijui! I have short, curly red hair and yellowish green eyes! I'm not a ninja, even though mysister is. I live in Iwa. It's alright here, but I want to explore the world! The only way I can do that is if I become a ninja, though, so it's not gonna happen. I'm not strong enough, plus I couldn't hurt a fly... I could sure hurt a mosquito, though! (Ha-ha bug humor.)

As for body proportions... Well, my legs are too long, my chest is too flat, and my tummy sticks out too far. See if you agree with me by looking at the pictures! If you do, say something. Please?

So what about you? My seventeen-year-old sister says that I'm annoying, but that's siblings for you! Oh, yeah, my age! I'm fifteen, about to be sixteen in three weeks. Don't judge me! Ha-ha! So? Do you like me or agree with Azora (my sister)? I can't wait to hear your response!

Your friend,

Fijui

P.S. The chain is for you!

Sai leaned back, trying to process all of the information he had just read. Fijui obviously had a very bubbly, energetic personality. He could practically see her writing this while bouncing on the balls of her feet. Sai turned to the pictures.

The first one showed a redhead with impossibly long legs. She was grinning broadly at the mirror while holding a camera to take a picture. Her room was messy; she hadn't made an effort to clean it up. He picked up the next one. It showed Fijui and a slightly shorter blond. In red marker, their chests were circled and arrows led him to see the note. It read: SEE? Can't even tell we're sisters! This was followed by a frowning face that wasn't realistic in the least.

There were many more pictures. Fijui hugging a dog, Fijui posing with her parents, a hand-drawn hawk with the note: What do you think? Sai leaned forward to look at it. It was actually very well drawn. 'Hmm, Fijui,' he thought. 'What other secrets do you have?' Sai scanned the letter, but nothing jumped out at him as suspicious.

He took a piece of paper and a pen and began to write.

Fujui,

You are ugly. Yes, I agree: your chest is flat, your belly sticks out, and your legs are way too long. My name is Sai. I am just starting out with the making friends process. You are not someone I am particularly interested in, but I will take any opportunity. Do not refer to me as your friend. We are not so far into our relationship.

Why did you describe yourself if you added photos to the letter? I will not put myself through the time to describe myself and will instead add a photo. As for your drawing, I've seen worse. I have no intention of keeping the chain and will throw it away the moment I finish writing.

I have one question for you. Is that truly your sister? She looks much better than you. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Sai

. . .

"Oh! You've got it written already?" Sakura exclaimed as Sai held out the letter to her, freshly labeled and stamped. "I sure hope you didn't insult her," said the pink-haired girl as she added the letter to the stack she was supposed to deliver. Sai watched as she walked off, struggling to hold the post up. 'I wasn't supposed to insult her?' Sai asked himself.

'Oops.'

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