Hi. This is my first fanfiction. This is just some You Know You're obsessed with Maximum Ride. I was bored :D
How to tell you're obsessed with Maximum Ride:
1) You have dreams of being chased by Erasers
2) You look up at the sky every five minutes, trying to catch a glimpse of the flock
3) During school you think of things the flock would say if they were there right now
3) You look at random people in public and decide what character they look like
4) You name your dog Total
5) You draw the characters often
6) You keep a countdown of when Nevermore comes out
7) You make your boyfriend dress all black like Fang
8) You have the Nevermore poster from the deluxe limited eddition Angel book (I do...)
9) You reannact Maximum Ride scenes from the books
10) When you hear a song on the radio you think, "that would be a good theme song for Max"
11) If they had pillowcases like they do for the Hunger Games, you would have them
12) If they had wing pins like how the Hunger Games has the mockingjay, you would wear it everywhere
13) If YouTube had a parody song like they do for Twilight or Hunger Games, you'd know all the lyrics
14) You attempt flying
15) All you want to talk about is Maximum Ride
16) You text your friends threats to read the Maximum Ride books (my friend did this for the Hunger Games.. o_o)
17) You duct-tape wings onto your back
18) When people ask you for your name you say automatically say, "Maximum Ride"
19) You pretend your father is Jeb
20) When you grow up, you want to devote your life to finding the flock
21) If you ever get to go to James Patterson's book signings, you want him to sign it 'to Maximum Ride'
22) You wonder if your whole life is actually a dream and was made by mad scientist
23) You blind fold yourself to see what Iggy has to go through
24) You draw random scenes from the books
25) You ask your friend if you look like any of the book characters
26) If the movie ever happens, you want to be in it
27) You watch the news to see if the flock turns up in it
28) You go to football games to see if the flock is there
29) You make a chart and go around asking your friends if they like Dylan or Fang better
30) You hate Maya
31) You hate Ella and thinks if she gets wings it would ruin the book
32) You think Nudge and Iggy belong together
33) You think of couples that will never happen in the book
34) If the book couple you wanted doesn't happen in Nevermore, you plan on sending a angry complaint to James Patterson's email
35) You visit James Patterson's official site for his books every day
36) You've read the books a million times
37) You visit Max's blog every day for updates (note: just go to James Patteson's official site for his books and then press the recent message)
38) You believe the flock are real
39) When you see a bomb you think immediantly of Gazzy
40) You're main fanfic's are about Maximum Ride
41) You have trouble figuring out if Iggy or Fang is hotter
42) You think Sam from Maximum Ride and Sam from Twilight are the same people
43) You hate Lissa for stealing Fang away from Max
44) You wonder if you can see the flock if you look out a plane window
45) When you go to France, you want to visit all the places the flock went to
46) When you get to the Arte Triomph you image Max and Dylan on it
47) You wonder if the flock are still in France, and when you are in France, you wonder if you will see the flock
48) You demand James Patterson to make you a character in the book
49) You wonder what it would be like to text Nudge
50) If you ever found a computer in a sewer, you immediantly check the computer to see if Fang's notes are in it
51) You try to figure out where Angel is at the end of Angel
52) You hope Iggy gets his sight back
53) You wonder what would happen if you gave Nudge a billion taco's
54) You wonder what would happen if you ever met the flock
55) You wonder what would happen if you were in the flock
56) You secretly wished you were one of the characters in the flock
57) You wonder what would happen if Max read Maximum Ride
58) You wonder what would happen if Nudge had a blog
59) You secretly wonder if Fang loves his computer more than Max
60) You want Ari as a brother
61) You wonder what would happen if Ari read a fan fiction
62) You wonder what would happen if the flock met James Patterson
63) You put the flock in random scenerios
64) You wonder what would happen if the flock all switched personalities
65) If you met Iggy's real parents, you would ask them how they could be so heartless
66) You ask your doctor if there was a possible way to give you wings
67) You ask your doctor to make a new phobia for Maximum Ride such as MaximumRidephobia
68) You wonder what would happen if the flock got guns and shot the white coats
69) You buy all the Maximum Ride books at your bookstore so no one else can enjoy them but you
70) You draw out a Maximum Ride Wii game
71) You draw out a Maximum Ride board game
72) You wonder what would happen if the flock played Monopoly
73) You draw out a Maximum Ride shirt for yourself
74) You wonder what would happen if the flock had a reality show
75) You go to Disneyworld and look for Ari's Gameboy
76) You secretly watch Splash Mountain and wait to see if the flock comes
77) You wonder what would happen if the flock had gone on The Haunted Mansion
78) You wonder what would have happened if the flock spent a whole day in Disneyworld
79) You imagine Fang in a dress
80) You imagine Fang hugging Cinderella
81) You wonder if you have a chip in your arm
82) You wonder if one of your classmates is Max in disquise
83) You do 'the bird'
84) You write Maximum Ride on your face in marker
85) You swear you saw the flock at McDonalds
86) When at McDonalds you make escape plans incase Erasers come
87) You order exactly what the flock orders at McDonalds
88) You name your children after one of the book characters
89) You name your teddy bear after one of the book characters
90) You secretly name your best friend one of the book characters
91) Whenever you hear the last name Martinez you wonder if it's Max's mother
92) You pray Ari will come back in Nevermore
93) You know all the books by heart
94) If you did a Maximum Ride quiz, you would get a 100% on it
95) You get a 100% on a quiz about the flock
96) You get a hair cut like one of the flock's when they went to New York
97) You search for the hair cuttery that the flock went to
98) You go to New York and look for the hair cuttery
99) You exchange inside jokes about Maximum Ride to your best friend
100) You become Maximum Ride by dressing like her and talking like her