I know this is really sort, there will be another one in an hour! Also, why do we need a stakeout? Because I FREAKING LOVE STAKEOUTS! That's why.
Tony and Ziva sat side by side in the dark surveillance truck (you saw that coming, right?) feeling tense, irritated and above all, bored.
"You started it!"
"I started nothing, I have been sitting here watching, nothing more"
"Well it was your fault" he hit her arm playfully.
She gave him a surprised stare that said "why would you do that? You know I can kill you." under which he got uncomfortable and turned back to the screens, mumbling
"Well it was"
"Do you think they know they're being watched?" Abby asked gleefully
McGee just raised his eyebrows at her. He wouldn't admit it, but he loved breaking the rules with Abby, they were squashed close to see the dark picture, she was giggling with excitement, it was late and they were very much alone.
As they watched Abby's computer screen, Tony stood behind his partner, bending over now and again to point something out on the screen, getting closer every time. Eventually, probably after a minor argument, Tony leaned down and whispered in Ziva's ear... For quite some time, then straightened up and tried to act like everything was normal.
"This is so stupid, they should just do something already!"
"Abby, they're not on stakeout for your entertainment"
"No, look at them! How long can they hide it? Why do they even try? Seriously, they should just do something about it!"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah!"
She wasn't expecting it, she should have been, she asked for it, but she wasn't. Either way, she certainly didn't mind.
He pushed her against the bench, cupped her face in his hands and stared into her eyes. He went in for the kill very slowly, and it worked. Abby put both arms around his neck, closed her eyes and melted into the kiss. He remembered, he remembered everything. He kissed her slowly, gently reminding her of all the things she missed, all the things only he knew. Nothing could ruin this moment.
"McGee, back to work! Abby, with me!"
Fuck.