Kebchii says: You know, it got me thinking... in the Gintama fandom, words like 'fuck' and 'shit' should simply be rated K. But I don't really know. *shrug*. Rated T just to be safe. :p
Disclaimer: I no own Gintama! I will never give justice to Sorachi-sensei's genius.
Summer Heat
Kebchii
"What - Where the hell do you think are you taking me?" she demanded as the boy continued to drag her down the stairs.
After the last step, he turned and leaned on the side of the stairs, abruptly jerking the girl to stand in front of him. Heated azure eyes glared up at him. He leaned down and watched her eyes widen then slowly close.
With their lips only inches apart, she felt her cheeks heat up. She closed her eyes shut and even pursed her lips a little. Then she waited. And waited.
The girl cracked an eye open and found the boy was smirking evilly down at her.
"Heeh. Were you actually expecting me to kiss you?"
Her whole face heated up in utter embarrassment. "You - you bastard!" When she tried to hit him, he swiftly caught her wrist.
"Well, if you really want it..." he swept down and pressed his lips against hers.
Kagura's head shot up and realized she had just slept in the middle of class. Ginpachi-sensei didn't seem to notice and she sighed in relief. She darted her eyes to the side and saw her one true rival looking at her with bored eyes. Kagura sent him a glare and Sougo stuck his tongue out in response.
Now that she thought about it, Sougo looked so much alike the boy in her dream. She scratched her head, frustrated. What was that dream all about, anyway? Speaking of the sadist, Kagura eyed the flaxen-haired lad, watching as he chewed gum and lazily stared in front. These past few days, she herself could admit that she was acting strange, especially when that guy was around. Place him somewhere near her then her heart would beat fast like she just ran the thousand-kilometer run; her face would heat up and just the slightest touch from him would send her flying like a rocket. Kagura shook her head. It must be the summer heat getting to her.
Gintoki peered at his daughter who, contrary to popular belief, he knew just woke up from a nap. Her azure eyes were twinkling brightly. Even though her eyes were directed at him, he knew they were looking past him. He scratched at his nape and sighed. What is the girl thinking about now?
Summer. The word rang through her mind like bells, alerting her brain which then alerted the rest of her body parts. Only a few more days and it'll be summer break. Summer meant no more boring classes. Throughout the period, the Yato simply pondered on how she would celebrate this summer with her friends.
Okita Sougo leaned on his chair after finishing his lunch. He smirked when he noticed that Kagura was going to pass by his way. "Oi, China."
Kagura whipped her head to his direction, "What?"
"Did you know that only real geniuses can say these four words, written here," he waved a paper, "Fast without getting tongue-tied. Ah, but why am I even bothering to tell you this? You're certainly no genius."
"What?! Give me that!" Annoyed, Kagura took the paper and read the words in rapid succession. "Eye, yam, stew, peed. Eye, yam, stew, peed."
At the sadist's sudden laughter did Kagura realize what just happened. She would've plummeted Sougo into a pulp had not Otae intervene. "Kagura-chan, do you have any plans this summer?"
He didn't know why but Sougo paid close attention to the Yato's answer.
"Ah, Gin-chan said we're going to XXX Resort," Kagura replied with a bright smile, completely forgetting her predicament with the resident sadist.
"Did someone say XXX Resort?!" someone suddenly exclaimed. It was Yamazaki.
"I heard they've done some improvements there. They even got a wave pool now." Shinpachi added.
"Hmm. Why don't we go there, too, Kyu-chan?" Otae asked, turning to Kyuubei.
Kyuubei fidgeted before answering, "Uhm... I don't mind." Otae clapped her hands in delight. "Will that be all right, Kagura-chan?"
Kagura nodded enthusiastically.
"Hoo! Toushi! We should go, too!" Kondo exclaimed, pumped up at the idea of spending summer with the love of his life.
Hijikata simply sighed, knowing he wouldn't be able to change the gorilla's mind if he tried. Besides, he thought as he looked at the flaxen-haired boy silently listening on the conversation, I'm sure that he wouldn't mind at all, too.
The door opened and there emerged Gintoki with his dead-fish eyes and permed hair. "What's all this ruckus going on about?"
"Gin-chan! Anego are going with us to XXX Resort!" Kagura answered.
"Us, too!" Kondo raised his hand excitedly. He received a flying kick on the face by none other than his Otae-san as a response. He was still going.
Katsura joined. "Elizabeth and I will be checking out that wave pool."
"What the hell?! The whole class is going? What is this? Some kind of summer field trip and shit?" Gintoki exclaimed, horrified. Just when he thought he was going to be separated to this bunch, he sighed in defeat.
"And shit~" Sougo drawled lazily, raising an arm for effect. It certainly was effective because then the class erupted to cheers.
A vein finally popped and Gintoki exploded. "Quiet! And be sure that you've done your forgotten essays five minutes ago!"
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Gintoki decided to check the essays he had assigned to his students. As he sorted through the stack of papers, one caught his attention.
He remembered giving them the instruction that it should have at least five hundred words. Then why, he mused, does this paper look like it hardly has fifteen words on it? He looked into it and found it was Okita Sougo's and read.
My Lost Cat
My cat got lost, so I looked for it.
Meow (491x)...
The perm-headed teacher's eye twitched. "What kind of fucked-up essay is this?!"
:D Tell me what you think, luvs!
Edited 2017.