I'm Michaelangelo. I'm an awesome skater! The best namer in the world! Plus a master of the nunchucks!

*flashback*

I narrowed my eyes at the man in a suit. "You think you can stand to my nunchuck fury?",I started hitting the man over and over. I was totally winning! Then...he caught it. I let go of my nunchuck. "I see..",I said awkwardly. I screamed and ran off.

*end of flashback*

Well,sometimes master of the nunchucks. My brothers mean so much to me. More than pizza. Way more than pizza! Leo,he's the leader. The awesome dude,well that's what he's supposed to do. Leo is all "we need to train" this and "hurry up" that. I could've been such a better leader.

LEO: I heard that Mikey!

MIKEY: I'm just kidding with ya,bro! *whispers* no I'm not

But I now Leo is just trying to protect us and all but,I think we got it in control. Like the time he got kidnapped by Karai. He's not gonna hear the last of that! Leo,he's still my bro and I love him. I'm just glad that he knows what he is doing...well at least I think he does.

D is the main turtle,bro! He makes all kinds of inventions. Like the tPod (he named without me),the Shellraiser (my name),Metalhead (me again),and the tPhone (me all the way,Don just copied or read my mind). Donnie is fun to mess around with,especially since he has that crush on April. What do you people call it? Apriltello? Dapril? I don't know,just don't call April and Donnie those names,it gives me headaches to think. Did I say Donnie is all about thinking? Well he is. He probably thinks more than Leo and I think that Leo thinks a lot about what Donnie is thinking and then Donnie is thinking about what Leo is thinking like Leo thinking about what Donnie is thinking and all of this thinking is hurting my head. Ya,let's just move on.

Raph is a literal hot head!

RAPH: MIKEY!

MIKEY: What?! I'm sorry if you can't handle the cold hearted truth!

Mikey is tackled by Raph

MIKEY:Let me go,Raph!

RAPH: Oh well,guess I can't handle cold hearted truth so you're just going to sit here…

MIKEY: I didn't mean it,Raph

Raph stands up. Mikey gets up

RAPH: I know you didn't

As I was saying...Raph is a tempered person. But he's got to be my favorite brother. He is like a superhero. His choice of weapon is the Sai. It makes me think of 'sigh',maybe it's because his weapon is boring. So maybe the japanese named it after someone sighing when the teacher starts talking about it. I feel like Donnie….maybe talking about my brothers is not a good idea. Ya...I'm gonna end it here. I love my brothers and all but my brain is about to fry. Plus the pizza is here. See ya dudes!