This is my Third fanfiction this fanfic is a warrior cat fanfiction. This is a Warriors got Talent fanfic. Please enjoy!
"Dang it!" Dovewing yowled. "Who put the camera in the cheese dip, that's not where it goes!" Dovewing looks disapprovingly at Thistleclaw who slowly backed away. "THISTLECLAW GET BACK HERE!"
Dovewing ran after Thistleclaw who ran as fast as lightning.
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"Sorry She-cats and toms, I had to go deal with some... cat..." She looks at Thistleclaw who is duct taped to the dip-covered camera. "Anyway back to the show! My name is Dovewing, I will be your host to "Clans Got Talent!" where three different cats will perform and be judged by our wonderful hosts Kestrelflight!, Minnowkit!, Longtail!, and last but not least Dawnpelt!" All four cats turn around in there chairs. "Heya!" Replied Minnowkit with a squeak. Longtail shrugged with a blunt look on his face. "well then..heh.. every few trials with the three cats there will be a finally the winner of each trial will go on to preform a different act and get a chance to win a gift card to "Purrlingtons!" and get a t-shirt!." Dovewing looks around... "I also forgot Cherrypaw will be keeping score of the points..." Cherrypaw grabs out a pen and rolls in a table that has paper on it. "Without further ado, I present our first contestant! Graystripe vs. Firestar, rap battle!"
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Graystripe coughed and Firestar licked his lips and picked up the mic. "Oh, well my name is Firestar leader of Thunderclan, I got three she-cats at the tip of my tail, and what do you have? A bled. Out. Queen and a horrible mother. No wonder Stormfur left you, your such a piece of mouse dungs! You don't deserve to be a father. " Firestar rapped at Graystripe. (In the audience Mille yowled in protest and Blossomfall nodded). Greystripe yanked the mic out of Firestars paws. "Oh yeah, you think that's great? Well too bad, all you have there." Greystripe looked Firestar's figure up and down. "Is a failure of a mate, I had two, and more kits then you. Sandstorm was jealous, Spottedleaf is dead, and poor old Cinderpelt had one claw in the grave! I really feel sorry... oh, did you think for you? No for all the she-cats you seduced, I really don't think you all that brave, "O-mighty" leader of Thunderclan." Firestar glared his way as Greystripe dropped the mic. Everyone clapped, not Longtail though... "Thank you toms!" Dovewing mewed. Once more all judges but Longtail pressed their green button, Longtail pressed the X. Greystripe and Firestar hugged and shook paws then walked of stage.
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Dovewing looked over at Thistleclaw and glared again as he struggled to get out of the duct tape. "Alright time for act number two!" She mewed smiling. Minnowkit squealed in excitement and Kestrelflight stared at how much energy the kit had. "The second act will be shown by Jayfeather, he will be telling the future!" She gasped hoping others would too... no cat did. Jayfeather walked on stage, he was holding a "Magical orb" in his paws. He sat the orb down and said "Who would like their future to be told?" Of course Minnowkit jumped up "Me Me Me!" The kit mewed excited. Jayfeather nodded and started to run the orb with one paw. "You will soon gain a new friend, and by the way it may take time." Minnowkit looked at the cat and tilted their head. "Friend?" The small kit mewed with a squeak at the end to annoy every-cat. A kit ran out on stage from the audience carrying a lollipop, it was Mosskit... "Wanna be friends?". Then she pressed green button, but Dawnpelt and Longtail didn't. Kestrelflight was wavering... then pressed green.
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"The final act for the night will be performed by Berrynose! He will be singing "Baby" By Justin Beaver." Dovewing groaned the last part. Minnowkit even looked unimpressed. Berrynose trotted onstage and picked up a mic.
"You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there You are my love, you are my heart
And we would never ever ever be apart Are we an item?
She-cat, quit playing We're just friends, what are you saying?
Say there's another and look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And I was like...
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Oh, for you I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around..."
Dovewing's eye twitched and her nose flared, she was trying to stay cool... "OK that's enough Berrynose" She waited a moment and looked at the judges with a glare for the song... and Berrynose. The only two cats who cheered were Honeyfern and Poppyfrost, even they didn't sound thrilled. Then all in sync the judges pressed the X. Berrynose was thrown off back stage by Tigerheart, the security guard. "The winner, or should I say "Winners" of this episode of "Warrior's Got Talent!" are Greystripe and Firestar, you in a small coupon to go to "Starclan's Buffet" and eat with a plus one.. for FREE!" Greystaripe and Firestar quarreled over it for a bit then looked at her when she said a plus one and nodded to each other. "This wraps up the first episode! Hope to see you again on the next one."
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