Disclaimer: we do not own twilight or do we ever want to it is sickening and we do not own harry potter.(but we do want to).
HOW TWILIGHT SHOULD HAVE ENDED
All the vampires and werewolves and other characters were gathered in a clearing. Then it got dark and a person with big eyes and ears and a beard turned up.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Edward
"Your doom, also known as Dobblemort" he shot back
"What are you going to do to us?" Bella asked "I'm to Bellaish to die!"
"Well I am quite gifted with a severing charm and the fiendfyre" he said back
A gasp ran through the gathering.
"Shall we begin?" Dobblemort asked mockingly.
After a couple of shouts and wand waves later, everybody except Bella and the werewolves were dead. The smell of smoke laced the air. Through the darkness a silhouette was becoming clearer.
"Oooooh, werewolves!" it said "Looks like I found something to do today."
"Are you going to save us?" Bella called out to it.
"Far from it ,filthy muggle!"
And out of the shadows step Bellatrix Lestrange – as a teenager!
"You look no older than me! How can you kill us?" Bella snorted with laughter.
Bellatrix leaned down to pick up a stick (it looked like it had been sat on).
"Where did find that?" Jacob taunted.
BANG!
He fell to the floor instantly immobilized. Bella bent down to feel his pulse.
"He's dead!" she screamed.
Before Bella could ask any more questions, 12 more bangs sounded as the werewolves dropped like flies. The bearded man walked towards the young girl." Excellent show Bellatrix!" Dobblemort remarked.
"Why thank you Dobblemort!" Bellatrix exclaimed with sneer.
"Well, I'd better be off terrorize some more people," said Dobblemort. "Evil Day, oh & you can kill the girl."
POOF!
He was gone.
"No! Please don't kill me!" screamed Bella. "Please Bellatrix!"
"Fine, I'll spare your lousy life," Bellatrix decided. "I only came for the vampires & werewolves – they're worse than mudbloods!" And then, with a swirl of black shadows, Bellatrix was gone.
"I knew it was a bad idea to play around with vampires & werewolves!" Bella screamed to the emptiness around her.
Epilogue
Bella grew up to marry a guy from her actual race, who was the same age as her. She alerted the world to vampires & werewolves and their races became extinct. And for all those who read the Twilight Saga, sleep with one eye open, in case we come to your door in the night (to kill you – since that's the only way to stop you reading it). Oh, and buy some barf bags for when (& if) you read breaking dawn.
PEACE OUT TWI-HARDS!
We're coming for you…
Written by kaykay101 & ginny157 – Harry Potter 4eva!