In New York City, the Evil Queen was in the Dragon's shop as she held his heart in her hand.
"What do you plan to do now, your majesty?" he asked.
"Simple," she replied, "I need to transport Regina to a land far from Storybrooke so that my reign can begin!"
"So you can bring her here," the Dragon suggested.
"No," the Queen said, "Somewhere far from this world! And to do that, I need to create a teleportation spell, a bridge between worlds!" The Queen went outside to a fountain and opened a portal. From there, magic shot up to the sky. In Storybrooke, the lake bubbled, and a portal formed. Regina suddenly awoke in her mansion, as she saw the magical energy come towards her. It sucked her in and she disappeared. In the Underworld, Cruella De Vil was at the bar.
"Out of my way!" she shouted, "I need to see Arthur!" Suddenly, she saw a portal form.
"What's that?" she asked. "Could it be? A portal to the real world? Oh, gin and glamour again! Mummy's coming, darling!" She went into the portal and disappeared.
"What happened?" the Queen asked, back at the shop. I sense Regina's gone, but my portal picked up another."
"You fool!" the Dragon said, "Your separation from Regina has caused your magic to become unstable! You opened a portal to the Underworld as well, besides another land." In Gotham, the woman known as Fish Mooney was celebrating with the newly escaped gang of monsters. She saw the portal open and it claimed her as she disappeared.
"Well, in any case, Regina's gone," the Queen said, "Now the real fun can begin!"
Meanwhile, Regina woke up in a strange new land. She couldn't tell what city this was, but it didn't look like any city she'd seen in the land without magic. She heard a moan beside her.
"Five more minutes, darling," the voice said. Regina looked over to see who it was.
"Cruella?!" Regina asked in surprise, "What are you doing out of the Underworld?"
"I don't know, but who cares," Cruella said, "I'm finally out of that dreadful place! I liked ruling it, but I'll settle for the real world over that hellhole any day of the week!"
"Excuse me," came another voice, "I'd like to know what's going on here." A black woman came forward dressed in a scaly green with red highlights in her hair and two different color eyes.
"Fish?" Cruella asked.
"Cruella!" Fish said, "What are you doing here? Where are we?"
"I'm as lost as you are, darling," Cruella said.
"Wait a minute," Regina said, "How do you know this woman, Cruella? Who is she?"
"My name is Fish Mooney, witch!" Fish said.
"Fish and I had an encounter a long time ago," Cruella said, "She's from a city called Gotham."
"You," Fish said, turning to Regina, "Have we met? You seem…familiar."
"I'm sure I wouldn't forget meeting someone like you," Regina said. "Come on, dog breath, let's get going!"
"I'm coming with you!" Fish said.
"Alright, fine," Regina said, "But I'm keeping my eyes on both of you!" Suddenly, they saw someone fly through the sky wearing red and blue.
"Interesting," Fish said.
"Yes," Regina said, "It seems like there's lots to this world we don't know about. I suggest we find answers."
"That place could help, darlings," Cruella said, pointing to a building labeled Catco.
Meanwhile at Catco, Winn was filing papers. He gave them to a mild-mannered, timid-looking blonde woman.
"Ms. Tessmacher!" Cat Grant called, "Since Kara was promoted, and is away on business, you're my new assistant. I needed those reports five minutes ago! Chop, chop!"
"Yes, Ms. Grant!" Ms. Tessmacher said. Suddenly, the elevator dinged. Out walked Regina, Cruella, and Fish Mooney.
"Who are you?" Cat asked, "Winn, call security!"
"Don't bother," Regina said, "We just want to talk. We mean you no harm."
"What she means, darling, is that we mean you no harm if you cooperate!" Cruella said.
"I'll consider talking once I know who you are, fuzzy." Cat said.
"I'm Cruella De Vil," Cruella said.
"Figures," Cat said.
"My name is Regina Mills." Regina said.
"And my name is Fish Mooney!" Fish said.
"This may be hard for you to believe," Regina said, "but my…associates and I are from another world."
"Please," Cat said, "Aliens are common around here. Let me guess, you all want to kill Supergirl. It's not going to happen."
"Superwho?" Regina asked, "I'm sorry for the miscommunication, but we just want to get home."
"Oh, I wouldn't mind staying here, darling!" Cruella said, "Anything's better than that ghastly Underworld, especially since Arthur's in charge now!"
"I didn't expect a puppy-killer to be an alien," Cat said, "Let me guess: there's a planet full of Disney characters or something?"
"Something like that," Regina said, "We're from other realms. I'm from a land called the Enchanted Forest, where I used to be Queen."
"And what about you, miss?" Cat asked, addressing Fish.
"I'm from Gotham," Fish said.
"Oh," Cat said, "On the run from a certain vigilante, are we?"
"There aren't any vigilantes where I'm from," Fish said.
"Well, you either must not get out much, or he's an urban legend," Cat said. James went off to the side and went to press his watch.
"Wait," Fish said, grabbing James by the arm, "Stay here. Put your arms down." James did as he was told.
"What's going on?" Winn asked.
"Have a seat," Fish commanded, as James sat down.
"Oh no, must be residual effects from Myriad!" Winn said.
"Don't know what 'Myriad' is, but it's just little ol' me!" Fish said. "We don't need any more Supercreeps around here."
"What do you want?" Cat asked.
"It's simple, darling," Cruella said, "We want to take over! This town seems ripe with opportunity! And not even any flying superheroes will be able to stop us!"
"What makes you so sure?" Cat asked.
"Because, I know Supergirl's weakness, darling," Cruella said, "Kryptonite!" Regina raised an eyebrow.
"What?" Cruella asked, "I read a few comic books during the 30 years I was trapped in the land without magic. We just need to get our hands on some. It shouldn't a problem, given our magic and powers of persuasion."
"Wait, so you're telling me where you're from, Supergirl is a comic book character and you're real, but we know you as storybook characters?" Cat asked.
"Precisely, darling!" Cruella said.
"Well, I won't let you harm Supergirl." Cat said.
"We don't need to ask your permission, lady," Fish said.
"Well, if I were prone to using bon mots, I'd say that cats eat fish, but I'm not so get out of my building before I call the police." Cat said.
"Who's gonna stop us?" Fish asked.
"It's funny both you and her are named after animals," Cruella said, "I have a way with animals too, darling, such as this stray cat I found outside." A cat came lurking in, hissing.
"Oh, how ironic, a cat," Cat said.
"Except this cat has been specially trained," Cruella said, "Observe." She breathed green smoke out of her mouth on the cat.
"Now, darling, sic him!" she commanded, pointed toward a frightened and confused Winn.
"Woah, wait!" Winn shouted, as the cat bore its claws and attacked Winn.
"That's enough!" Regina said, freezing the cat with her magic.
"Aw, boo!" Cruella said, "Take all the fun out of life, darling!"
"While you've been playing with animals," Fish said, "I've been hypnotizing everyone in this office." She touched Winn.
"If you won't give us control, we'll have to take it!" Fish continued.
"You won't win!" Cat said, "Supergirl will stop you!"
"We'll see about that!" Fish said, "Alright everyone, attack Cat Grant!"
"Let's get out of here!" Regina said, as she poofed them away. They poofed to the ground, outside of Catco.
"What's happening?" Cat asked.
"It's magic," Regina said. "It should take them a while to get to us now. Any suggestions on where to go next?"
"I might know a place," Cat said. A few minutes later, they poofed to Cat's old news studio.
"So we're here," Regina said, "I thought you know some superheroes? Where are they?"
"Supergirl is dealing with another threat right now as are her friends, up in space, I believe." Cat said, "We're on our own." Meanwhile, outside Catco, Cruella and Fish joined their hypnotized army.
"Well, where are they, darling?" Cruella asked.
"I don't know," Fish said, "They must've fled. We might not know where they went, but I bet someone here does." She came up to James Olsen and caressed his neck with her hand.
"So tell us, handsome," Fish continued, as her hands started to glow and his eyes glazed over, "Where has Cat Grant gone?"
"Most likely she's at her old news studio downtown." James said.
"Thanks," Fish said, "Alright everyone! Head to the old news studio! I want them brought back alive!" Back at the studio, Regina and Cat paced back and forth.
"Even though we're on our own, it shouldn't be a problem," Regina said, "Even without my evil side, I'm more than capable of dispatching Fish filet and pound puppy!"
"Your evil side?" Cat asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It's a long story," Regina said, "I used to be known as the Evil Queen. I physically split from my evil persona with some special serum and killed the Evil Queen."
"That's about as confusing as the time Lana Lang mistook me for Calista Flockhart, but I'll buy it. No more strange than everything else happening in this city lately." Cat said, "I guess that makes you a hero now."
"I guess it does." Regina said. Suddenly, they heard marching from outside. They looked out the window and saw people coming towards them.
"Uh-oh, Myriad all over again," Cat said.
"What's Myriad?" Regina asked. "And how did they find us so quickly?"
"A group of evil Kryptonians sought to enslave the entire city through mass hypnosis, but Supergirl put an end to it." Cat said. "Fish's powers must've enhanced their speed and intelligence."
"All we have to do is stop Fish from touching everyone." Regina said.
"Easier said than done," Cat said.
"Ms. Grant!" Winn called, from outside the studio. James was next to him.
"What do you want, Winn?" Cat asked, "How do we know you're not under Ms. Mooney's control?"
"I'm not!" Winn said, "And neither is James. We found a way to stop them!"
"How can we be sure you're telling the truth?" Regina asked.
"Because an army of hypnotized people and animals are about to attack us, and we could really use a spot to hide!" James said.
"Fair enough! Alright, Regina, let them in!" Cat said. She quickly opened the door and they rushed in.
"Thank you, Ms. Grant!" Winn said, panting.
"Alright, Winn, what's your plan?" Cat asked.
"This," Winn said, as he snapped a magic-dampening cuff onto Regina's wrist.
"I should've known," Regina said. James knocked Cat out and Winn knocked out Regina as they dragged them away.