Me and my friend were really bored and this is what we came up with. IT'S MY BIRTHAY! :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Hermione and Hogwarts. J.K. Rowling does.
WARNING: Extreme randomness and weirdness!
My name's Jake Shishowsky and I kick buttowski with Mike Wazowski. So I was chillin' at Hogwarts with Hermione and then these two hotties come up. The were so gorgeous they made me want to go to the girls bathroom and cut myself!
"Jake, these are my sisters who look nothing like me, they're way hotter!" Hermione said.
The first one was a slightly short ash blonde girl with a red tinge to her cheeks. She was beautiful and had a slender body.
The second one had dark brown hair and was slightly taller with a skinny figure.
They were both gorgeous.
My name is Jake Shisowski and I am in love with Sydney and Gina Granger.
That night all I could think about were the two girls and pie. Then I thought of what it would taste like if I baked them into a pie.
I then ran up to them and kissed them but they're all like no! They said they loved some kid named Hamp and I was heart-broken. I ended up in the girls bathroom cutting myself and my day was complete.