Authors: FemaleFonzie and Robynmas Rating: T for Spike's mouth, Suggustive jokes and stuff and just to be safe. Also Mentioned Lemons.
Summary: Angel and Spike are in a good relationship, with things going smoothly at Wolfram and Hart, until Buffy And her team and Watcher come to town. Spike and Angel are to Embrassed to tell Buffy about each other and with the slayer's arrival, an old enemey of Angel's comes to town with his eyes set on tortureing Angel. Now with both Buffy AND his number 1 enemey coming onto HIS blonde childe, will Angel be able to surivive this Adventure without killing someone? Also i got the idea for some of the early diaologue from ?id=23509 Warnings: Slash/Yaoi/Boy and Boy pairing, Spangel. Yuri, Willow/Tara.
Also, I am not awear if The BTVS cast ever met the Angel cast, so this is set in a world were they didn't. Ohh, and Both Fred and Illyria are around so...this is a weird alternate Universe i guess...
- Charles Gunn sighed heavily and rubbed his temples as he came and sat down beside Illyria in Brake-Room just outside of Angel's office. Along the wya getting many sucspious looks from Wesley, Lorne, Harmony and Illyria along the way.
"What's wrong with you?" Lorne asked.
"You guys ever experience one of those akward moments when you find out that Your boss/Best friend is having a nooner with his boyfriend in his office?"
Harmony rised an eyebrow,"Angel and Spike are.."
Wesley chuckled darkly,"I bet that they're kinky."
Gunn glared at the giggling group,"You guys are sick minded!"
"Ohh, come on, you can't say something like that without giving us details." Harmony giggled.
"Yeah, Gunny-Baby, go press your ear up against the door and give us some details." Lorne joked as he reached into the donut box sitting on the coffee table beside him and pulled out a lemon-jelly donut.
"If your curious then you go do it!" Gunn hissed back. Lorne, Wesley and Harmony jumped to their feet, ran over to Angel's Office's Door and put their ears up against it.
Illyria shrugged and slowly got up and headed towards the others. Gunn was shocked.
"Illyria? Even you?" He asked as he followed close behinde her.
"This could prove quiet interesting, after all it has these 3 acting giddy." She gestured to Wesley, Harmony and Lorne, ears still pressed up against the door.
"I'm pretty sure, they're against the wall now, the lights hanging from the ceiling are shaking." Wesley reported, ear still against the door.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Look I think it's great they're together and stuff but I honestly don't want to hear about their Sexual acts!" Gunn barked at them, Illyria looked even more curious then before.
"Spike's moaning, and Angel-Cake is unusually quiet..." Lorne told no one in particulair.
"You now what that means, His mouth is otherwise Occupied." Wesley told everyone, Gunn gaged, Harmony, Lorne and Illyria giggled. Illyria looked extremely interested now, and placed her ear against the door, wanting to hear this for herself.
"Fuck, Fuck, OH FUUUUCK! Angel Stop teasing..." Spike moaned so loud, Gunn was surprised that the whole building didn't hear.
There was a quiet pause, the only sounds were more moaning that could be coming from either Spike or Angel, followed by a loud scream from Spike that shook the whole bloody building.
Gunn raced over to the door and pressed his ear against it,"What was that?"
Lorne looked at him,"Angel just threw Spike on his desk, then jumped after him."
Gunn pulled his ear away from the door,"You know, I didn't need to know that after all."
"Apparently Spike is Flexible, and has has a ridicules sex drive." Illyria said to the group.
"He sounds just about ready to go." Wesley smirked.
"STOP! LISTENING! TO! THEM!" Gunn barked, no one moved.
There was an akward pause again followed by Spike and Angel, Grunting and Moanning.
"OH, MY, GOD! STOP LISTENING!" Gunn screamed at the group but nobody moved.
Then there was alot of screaming from Spike, but none were as loud as the one from before,"Damn it! Damn it Angel! Har...Hard...Harder! Harder! HARDER FUCK IT!"
Gunn slowly moved further away from the door,"I didn't need to hear that either."
"Listening to Half-Breed on Half-Breed intercourse is rather interesting." Illyria announced.
"I honestly never hard Spike make THAT noise before, even when we did the deed." Harmony said, still not removing her ear from the door.
"Yeah well, when you two did it, he wasn't the one having something thrust into him." Wesley Retorted.
Gunn covered his ears,"I can't hear you! LA LA LA LA LA!"
"Well, He sounds better then Angel, what with the grunts." Lorne chuckled.
"From the sounds of it, they're just about done." Illyria reported. Gunn removed his hands from his ears,"Really?" He asked,
There was a loud scream, curtisy of Spike, followed by a loud moan from Angel that shock the entire building, then abit of panting.
Gunn glared at Illyria,"You said they were done!"
"Well, they are now." Lorne coaxed, biteing into his donut.
- Meanwhile, In Angel's office Spike layed, snuggled into his lover's bare chest after what seemed like hours of the hottest sex..er, 'Lover Making' as Angel called it, ever. Angel's warm, bare arms around him, rooming and gentley moving up and down Spike's bare back.
"You were AMAZING...Are you sure that you NEVER slept with a man before?" Angel purred, hands lingering over a bite mark on his hip bone that Angel had just given him.
"Well, there was that druken night with Angelus...and if we're being honest, I once woke up after a night of clubbing with Buffy and the Scoobies, naked next to Xander...And once or twice the same thing that happened with Xander happened with Lorne but I got the Bloody Hell outta there before either of them could wake up." Spike responded, and snuggled his face deepier into Angel's chest.
Angel laughed," I have messed around with afew guys before. Just one-nighters though."
"Peaches, I think that some of your 'Friends' have been listening to us." Spike purred and Angel giggled.
"What was that?" Spike asked playfully before his eyes widened in a devilish way,"Are you..ticklesh?"
Angel nodded before playfully responding with "And I know that you are two."
So, for the next hour, Angel and Spike, Naked and(In Spike's case) Somewhat sore from their previse activites and bleeding from the bite marks they gave each other, chased each other around The elder Vampire's office, tackleing and tickleing each other. Laughing and grinning before Angel managed to tackle Spike down long enough to plant a kiss on the blonde.
"Wait, Angel..Wait." Spike mumbled, Angel pulled away.
''What about...Angelus?" The blonde asked, Angel pointed to an cholker, that he refused to remove during their 'Session'.
"Okay Poofer, You've got a cholker, so?" Spike asked.
"When Fred was designing something that could contain Angelus when I was Happy. She managed to make this." Angel chuckled and planted another kiss on Spike's lips.
Spike moaned as Angel's tongue moved around in the blonde's mouth.
Nothing could go wrong...
Buffy slowly climbed out of her car, Dawn, Willow and Tara following, Ahead of them Xander, Giles and Anya climbed out of Anya's car.
"Wolfram and Hart, This is it." Buffy said as she started walking up the steps, shoulder to shoulder with Dawn and Xander. Willow and Tara were walking hand-in-hand behind them followed by a moopy looking Anya and a normal looking Giles.
"Why are we here again?" Xander asked no one in particulair, but looking directly at Buffy.
"We haven't seen Angel or any of the others in years, I thought it'd be nice to give them a surprise visit." Buffy Explained opening the door and letting Pregnant Anya(Yes, in this fic she's pregnant) threw first, then Dawn, Tara and Willow, Xander and Giles before entering herself.
"Rigggghhhht, and your not going to try and get back together with old Fang boy? Espically after what happened with the Immortal..." Xander started but Buffy wouldn't let him finish.
"Don't. Say. !" Buffy hissed and stomped off muttering,"Dirty Cheating Immortal Vampire-guy-Thing."
"Can i help you?"
Team Buffy turned around to face a black, blad man wearing a black suit coming towards them.
"Umm, Yeah. Could you please tell us where are friend is heading?" Willow asked.
"Oh, that pissed looking blonde? She's heading, towards the car garage. Anything else?" Gunn said.
"Yes, We're looking for Angel's Office, Do you know where it is?" Dawn asked.
Gunn chuckled," Yes I do ma'am, Me and my Co-workers end up there just about everyday. But if you're going to look for him up there, you won't have much luck. Big Guy's in the showers, I'd wait, it could take Awhile."
Dawn nodded,"Yes Thank you. And if you don't mind could you bring The blonde back to us before she ends up lost?"
"Of course, and if your looking for some entertinament I'll send Lorne down afew minutes to give you all a tour. Now if you'll all excuse me, I have to write a full report of The puppet Deamons at Smile Time." And with that, Gunn was off, leaving behind a very confused group.
"What's Smile Time?" Giles asked.
"Some ol' Kids show with puppets." Xander said dryly.
"Hey! Look, at, THAT!" Tara pointed to a Green man with horns wearing an outfit that looked like he was going clubbing later, walking arm and arm towards them with Buffy.
"umm, Thanks." Buffy said as the green dude released her.
"No problem, Blondie. I'm Lorne, Head of the Entertainment Department, and you all are..?" The Green Fella said..
"Ohh, I'm Buffy Summers, A vampire slayer. This is my watcher Giles, Willow the witch and our friends Anya, Xander, Tara and my little sister Dawn." Buffy Explained,"...Your not going to kill us are you?"
Lorne laughed,"No, I get that alot though, I'm a Deamon from a different Diminsion, are you...friends with someone here or..?"
"Oh, Um, Yes. Is Angel in?" Buffy asked.
''Showers, could take HOOOUUURRRSSS! Would you like a tour around the place?" Lorne asked.
"Um, sure, why not?" Giles responded.
"Great work, love the Old dude look on you, it works doll! Anyway, Angel-Cake's office is over there, Car garage is where Buffy The Blondie was headed, Science lab is over so if ya'all will follow me..."
Spike sighed as Fred tended to the Wounds that Angel gave him. He was in the Med Lab, sitting on one of the beds as Fred cleaned his cuts, bruises and Hickies and bandaged them. This was a standard Angel Clause, since he liked it rough and tended to Accidently injure Spike during their sessions, and honestly didn't want poor Spike to get seriously injured from him.
"Angel had a real time with you didn't he? Judging by this cut on your back." Fred said, making simple small talk.
" What can i say, the man is EXTREMELY good at that stuff." Spike responded, wincing abit as Fred swiped said cut.
Fred chuckled playfully," Is he now?"
"Yeah," Spike paused for a minute before looking her in the eye and asking,"How about Wesley? Is he good?"
"Amazing, but don't you get any ideas there Fangs."
"Me and Wesley? Not if I have anything to say 'bout it."
"You know, your boyfriend's a bloody Perv."
"How's that?"
"He, Lorne, Harmony and Illyria were listening in on me and Peaches earlier."
Fred shook her head,"I'll talk to him about that."
"Thanks love." Spike said and gave Fred a peck on her cheek. Over time, Spike and Fred had grown to become BFFS, so when Spike called her 'Love' or gave her pecks no one minded. Spike DID love her but not in that way, not in the way he loved Angel.
"There you go Spike, Done." Fred said as she finished bandaging up the cut on his back.
Spike grinned and hopped down from the bed,"What do you say me, you and Angel go to lunch? Then maybe afterwards we could get Gunn, Wesley, Harm, Illyria and Lorne and we'll all go to this new nightclub that opened up, Club Rue, what do you say?"
"Sounds good, but would Angel be up to Lunch and Clubbing?" Fred asked.
"Puh-LEASE, If I put my Black Sinny Jeans and Black mucsle shirt, that Broody will follow me ANYWHERE." Spike chuckled as Fred laughed.
"No Seriously, I've tried it before." Spike said.
Fred giggled,"Angel's a REALLY horny fella' then isn't he?"
Spike chuckled,"You have NO idea."
"Ohh, and Spike this NightClub wouldn't happen to be a..."
"Gay Bar?"
Fred rubbed the back of her neck akwardly,"Yeah."
Spike shook his head,"No, No it's just a regulair club."
Fred smiled,"Okay, I'll talk to the others about it, See you at the meeting?" And with that, She was off.
Spike, Numorus areas still sore from his session and having nothing better to do, decided a nice nap before Angel's Meeting would be good, and it might help with the soreness, so he lyed down on one of the Empty beds and closed his eyes. They had only been closed for about a minute before he heard people coming.
"So this is the Med Lab, Since alot of our workers here will occasionally get injured on the job, we have Healers and people with First-aid And/or Medical training on staff. Nice place 'huh?"
Spike sighed with Relife, It was only Lorne. Honestly around here you'd never know who was lurking around every corner.
"And-Oh, Hey, Spike! What'cha in for this time, my blonde Buddy?" Lorne asked as he came into the Vampire's view, some people were behind him but he couldn't quiet see them.
"I'm Fine Lorne, Just abit Sore from what happened Earlier today, thought I'd take a nap before the Meeting, then me and Peaches are going to lunch with Fred." Spike explained closing his eyes, again.
"Oh yeah Fred, we met her in the hall, And About the clubbing thing, I'm game! Lorney-boy LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEESSSSS TOOOOOOOO PARRRRRRTTTTTYY!" The Green Demon cheered, fist-pounding the blonde, who had still not opened his eyes.
"What are you doing,? Giving a bloody tour or something?" Spike asked, he sensed that he and Lorne weren't the only ones in the room.
"Ohh, yeah, these guys! Friends of Angel, Dropped by to see 'im but you know Angel, He's in the showers and he takes more time in there than a girl! So I'm givin' them all a tour, you know to pass the time and-"
"Spike? Is-is that you?"
Spike's eyes burst open, he knew that voice,"Buffy?"
The blonde slayer moved out from behind Lorne, Willow, Xander, a very fat looking Anya, Dawn, Tara and Giles peeked out after.
Spike looked at Buffy and saw tears forming in her eyes before she, followed by the others, ran over and group hugged the shocked blonde vampire, Except for Anya who stood where she was akwardly.
"I-i-i thought you were gone..." Dawn told the blonde, between sobs.
"You're alive! YOUR !" Xander happily screamed, truth be told Xander was one of the ones who had missed Spike the most.
"Alive, abit sore, and in mild pain from your hug." Spike responded.
"Last time I saw you, you were being burned alive...you look great!" Willow exclaimed, still hugging Spike.
"And the last time I saw Anya, she wasn't fat." Spike joked, Anya snorted and Dawn and Xander giggled.
"Acctually, WILLIAM, I am 5 months pregnant." Anya snorted.
"Oooooooooooh, well congrats." Spike said akwardly rubbing the back of his neck as Fred had did earlier.
"I missed you too." Anya snorted, walking over and joinning the hug.
"How come you didn't come back to Sunnydale?" Tara asked.
"I was sorta stuck here for awhile, but when i Did get the ability to leave L.A., i forgot all about it what with the fighting deamons and stuff." Spike Explained.
"That sounds like something Angel would do, guess he's been a good influence on you." Buffy smiled as Spike succsessfully hid his blush and Lorne looked away giggling,"You might say that."
"Well, We're going to be here today and for the next week, and I think Angel should be in his office now, we'll all go tell him that we're here. See ya' later William." Buffy said in a seductive tone, planting a kiss on Spike's lips quickly before running off with her team and Watcher.
Lorne looked at Spike, Eyebrow rised. The blonde vampire sighed, sat back down on his Med. Bed,"Lorne Let me explain my new plan..."
Meanwhile, On the other side of L.A.
A tall, extremely fit, good looking man stood, leaning over a couldren-like object, there was the scene of Spike talking to lorne about his plan. In a way, it was like watching Realty-TV with no sound.
Then Angel came into the picture, Hair wet and water glistening off his skin, Straight out of the Shower, The man guessed, after all the only things the man had on were a red silk bathrobe that was tied close, red slippers and a light blue towel wrapped around his hair. The Spikey haired vampire smiled warmly as he leaned in and Pasionatly kissed his blonde haired mate. The green fella Smiled for a moment before saying something to Angel. He looked like he was thinking over something for a minute before he nodded and Spike threw his hands up in the air, then around the other vampire's neck, kissing him again. Soon Spike and Angel's kiss turned into a passionate make out session. The Green Man, chuckled at them and left the room with a smile on.
The Man watched, half-digusted half-interguied as Angel pushed the blonde onto the Med Lab Bed, and made Passionate love to Spike for about an hour.
When Angel and Spike left the room, now dressed and smirking at each other, the man focused his attention back on his original mission.
Angel, Angelus, Liam, God he hated that man. Angel was so lucky, He was rich and powerful, upincoming in the world and then he had those charming and good looking bed partners and his new claimed Mate, William or Spike as he was now called. That Man hated Angel for having them, and at that very moment, he vowed that he would not rest until Spike was bedding with him and not Angel. Until, Spike was bowing down before him in that Sexual way. Until, he was shagging that stupid Smirk right of that blonde's face. For He was The Immortal! And The Immortal always gets what he wants. ALWAYS.