Akane's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Very Bad Day. The storyline is copyright whoever the author is :) and I don't own
any of the Ranma characters
Akane woke up at 3 o'clock in the morning to her father and Mr. Saotome talking about their game.
"Do over!"
"Sorry Saotome, no can do,"
"Come on Tendo, don't be so strict, give your old pal a break"
"Saotome, is that really any way for a martial artist to behave?"
"But Tendo, isn't mercy also a quality of the martial artist?"
"Once or twice, yes Saotome, but in your case...."
"What exactly are you implying Tendo?"
"Implying? I'm not implying anything Saotome"
"So, what is it you're trying to say to me Tendo?"
"Not a thing."
They started laughing and knocked over the board.
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She got up and got into the bath. The hot water was soothing. She had almost fallen asleep when the door opened and in popped Ranma.
"PERVERT!" she screamed as she hit him with the closest thing to her, which just happened to be a toilet scrub brush. It sent him flying out through the open door and into the other room. She stood there a few seconds fuming.
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She came down the stairs to have breakfast, but all she found was Ranma patting his stomach and sighing contentedly. Once again she fumed, but this time she did not let her anger get the better of her.
She walked over and sat down on the chair. Kasumi popped her head out from the kitchen. "Sorry Akane, there's nothing left in here. I'll have to go shopping later."
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She picked up her book bag and started her trek to the school, Ranma in tow. Before she knew it, Kuno had ambushed her and Ranma was sitting on the ground several feet away.
"Oh, fair Akane Tendo-" no more than four words had gotten out of his mouth before Akane had punted him across the schoolyard.
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
When school was over, she found P-chan waiting for her outside. As she started to pick him up, he snorted and ran away, seeing the thermos in her hand.
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She walked in the door to be confronted by another fight over food by her father and Mr. Saotome. They were so serious about it. The potato flew out of their chopsticks and hit Akane in the middle of her forehead, effectively knocking her over.
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She stood up and retired to her room. When she made it there, she found a black rose, Kodachi's trademark. From outside she heard laughing.
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She stepped to the window to get some fresh air and instead found that Kuno
was outside waving his stick around and hitting himself again. *Please don't
say you're-*
"I shall stay here until you agree to be my bride Akane!" She slammed the
window. *Not this again.*
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She went to her bed and crawled in, clothes and all. Through the paper-thin walls, she could still hear their parents fighting about food.
She knew it would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
She rolled over and turned off her light. She only had to sit there a few minutes before Ranma opened the door, allowing the light to spill in. He smiled, "Night Akane." and close the door.
Maybe it wasn't such a bad day after all.....