A fine little War...
By Magdalena
Summary: Discord tries to make Ares make a little war so that she can have some fun. She doesn't know the trouble she'll get into......
This is my first Ares/Discord story, so I really don't know how it will end ;)
(*Thoughts*)
Feedback: As usual to maddan3@hotmail.com
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It was a normal day in Ares temple. Too normal...too boring. At least if your name was Discord. The entire morning, she had tried to make Ares start a war...but he would rather sit in his throne and make another plan to get Xena over on his side. *Yeah miracles can happen* Discord thought.
"Ares" She tried with her sweetest of sweetest voices.
"No." Ares said firmly.
"But...."
"NO, I don't want to start a war, I don't want to kill Xena, I definitely don't want to sleep with you I just want Xena."
Zeus, Discord thought, he sounds just like a baby. Then it hit her.
"What if I could give you Xena?"
"What do you mean?" Ares said and looked at her.
Finally I got his attention, now perhaps I can get my war.
"Ares if I could get you Xena, will you start a war?" Discord saw in Ares eyes that he liked the idea.
"Alright get me Xena and I will start a little war for you."
"Thank you Ares." Discord said modestly, but inside she was shouting with joy!!!
*Beside how hard could it be to get Xena to Ares* she thought
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5 minutes later
Xena just starred at Discord, she couldn't believe her ears.
"You want me to go to Ares??"
"Yeah, that's the idea." Discord said smiling.
"Are you nuts? Wait, don't answer that. The question is, how dumb do you think I am???"
"Well...let's not go into that," Discord said, still smiling sweetly.
"First of all, I don't like you, second I don't like Ares and third even, if I did I wouldn't do anything you said if my life depended on it."
"Ouch...that hurts." Discord said
"And by the way, how come you of all people want me to have Ares??"
"What do you mean?" Discord asked confused.
"You clearly want him," Xena said
"What? Do I look demented to you?" Discord shrieked.
"Well...you really don't want me to answer that," Xena said sweetly.
Discord just stared at her, before disappearing in a flash of light.
"Honey who were you talking to?" Hercules asked her from inside his mothers house.
"No one darling," Xena replied, stepping inside the building and kissing the demi-God.
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Back at the Temple
"Well?" Ares asked Discord.
"Well what?"
"Did you bring Xena?"
"........."
"Or did something happen?" Ares asked.
"You know what Ares, you're a real pain in the ass." Discord said before stalking away to her room.
"What did I say?" a confused Ares asked himself.
To be Continued...
Well there is part 1, hopefully there will be a part 2 soon. I just must figure out what to write next. I put Xena with Hercules, it's easiest. Gabrielle will be with....eh...someone as soon as I figure out who's best. Iolaus perhaps...
Magdalena