5/30 Hi readers I know its alittle late to post this since DBZ is no longer popular with todays people but I still love it and I hope you love it too. Anyways I'm going to try and type a self-insertion fanfic. If anyone has an idea for the story plz read what I have and review what you would like me put and I might actually put it up. Plz read and review

Summary: I make a stupid wish and go to sleep... When I wake up I find Zarbon hovering over me treating a bump on my head. I think is just a dream when he tells me that I'm on Friezas ship but for some reason this dream hurts. Zarbon tells me I hit my head the night before and I'm now suffering amnesia. Am I truly suffering amnesia or is it a dream? I only have two months until I have to marry Frieza to find this out.
FYI PLEASE READ: Frieza is alittle bit ackward in this story because over the years I was suspose to be with him in this story has changed him alittle bit, but it is enough to make u go "WHAT!". Just please bare with me and their are make out scenes with me and him, but that is so later. Also some of the story has changed and this takes place a year after the Namek Saga... Another FYI: I'm more of a Zarbon fan so most of the story takes place with him being everywhere with me, except when in Frieza's room, but this dream(I write mostly about my dreams cause thier mostly funny yet strange) was really interesting with me loving Frieza and I just had to type it. So again plz enjoy.

JUST MY LUCK!

Chapter 1: What The Hell!

(My House)

The sun was rising when I got home from inserting papers with my father for the St. Petersburg Times. He just dropped me off at our house that we have lived at for almost 9 years in Largo, Florida. I went into the house and let my three cocker spaniel dogs jump and whine all over me and said good morning to my two ferrets before I emptied my pockets of all it's contents on the breakfast bar in the living room. I walk over to my mothers computer to go online and visit my favorite site in the whole world, the official website of Dragonball Z. I surf there getting my favorite pics of Zarbon, Supreme Kai, and few others to put on my wall. My wall also know to my friends as "The Wall!" for it is covered in pictures of DragonBall Z, Inuyasha, Yu Yu hakusho, Sailor Moon, Trigun, Outlaw Star, and other character pictures that I liked over the years.

After getting all the pictures I want, I log off and head to my room to listen to Green Days' Holiday just before I go to bed. As I listen to one of my favorite rock bands, I open one of the three mangas of DBZ I have and flip to a page in volume six that contains Frieza yelling at Dodoria to kill the three young Namekians before the old one. I smile at this only because I hate Dodoria and I thought Frieza was cute when he was yelling in the manga. I close the book and turned off my stereo with my remote and look into the mirror to check out my hair. It was frizzy, like always, and it was in a high ponytail only because from the top of my ear down was shaved down to my skin to help control the top half. I brush it out and put it back up.

I change into my pajamas and hop in bed. I grab my stuffed Tiger, Tigeriea, and I whisper to him, "You know what Tigeriea? This fifteen year old wishes she can be with Frieza forever and rule with him. I also wish that he succeeds on his mission to Namek and I become immortal with him." I said to the non living thing. I pressed him into my large bosom and laid down on a large pillow that had wolves on them. I pulled my wolf blanket on me and turned my fan to high and fall into a deep sleep. A few minutes later a bright light shone through my window for a good minute but I dismiss it as a light from my neighbors. My cockers start barking and then suddenly stop so I thought dad was home. I look at my door for a second and settle into a deeper sleep.

(Morning)(actually eight years later)

"Owwww..." I cried in my sleep when I felt something touch something sore on my head.

"Sorry.." I heard a masculine, but feminine, voice respond to my low cry. I turn to my side and felt a hand grab my arm and turn me on my back again.

"Let me sleep! If it ain't 2 in the afternoon I don't want to wake up!" I ordered sitting up and looking straight ahead into a mirror. I was surprised at what I saw. My hair wasn't frizzy but I did have bed head and it was still shaved underneath except for the sides. My face was rid of it's pimples and was lean. A large red bump was on my right temple with blood slowly coming out of it. My eyes were hazel like always but showed wisdom beyond my years. I was wearing a thin white nightgown that showed my large bosom in its protective bra. I wasn't even overweight anymore, I was skinny. I looked at my hands that were large and skinny and found that my nails were long and painted black. Even a ring with large amethyst and diamond stones graced my right ring finger. I then looked at my feet and found my toenails were painted black also and my skin condition was non-existent. "What the...?" I asked myself quietly as I look at my bed.

It had a canopy with a pink vail going over the sides. I looked at my blankets and observed that they were all of wolves except the last one that was a dog blanket. I looked at my three pillows and found they to were of wolves with one of a dog. I look past the thin vail and find my room was covered in wolf stuff and dog stuff. I also realize "The Wall!" was non-existent but steel cold walls surround me and my bed. The room was large with a flat screen TV, a dressor, and two book stands. It also had a lot of walking room. I viewed on the wall next to my bed three dog beds laid with three sets of food and water dishes next the them. All three had a different design on them. The one largest one was red with white paw prints on them, the second largest one was black with stars on it, and the third was also black and had white paw prints on it.

"Are you ok, Princess?" The man asked as I slowly turned my head towards him.

My lip started trembling when I saw who it was. It was Zarbon, but his hair was not in it's braid but was cascading down his back and shoulders and he was in a robe, a light purple robe. I struggled with the words that I would tell him and just ended up screaming and falling off the other side of the bed. He ran over to me and picked me up as I struggled.

"It's ok Princess, it's ok. I'm not going to hurt you." Zarbon said calmly.

"Where am I? Is your name Zarbon? And why am I here?" I demanded as he put me back on my bed.

"Princess Doggy please calm down do you remember anything from last night?" Zarbon asked me with panick in his eyes.

'Doggy?... Did he just call me Doggy?... My childhood pet name, Doggy?... And why do I have Princess in front of my name? I'm no princess...' I thought as I found the words to the night before. "Yeah I remember going to sleep in my pink, cement room with my stuffed animals right by me and I had my wall full of pictures." I said as his face suddenly got sad.

"On earth? That didn't happen last night, that happened eight years ago when you were 15." Zarbon said lowly.

"Then where am I, Zarbon?" I asked in a worried tone.

"Your in space, on Frieza's ship, and your twenty-three years of age. Last night you hit your head and now your suffering amnesia. Atleast you remember my name." Zarbon explained as he wiped away blood that was trickling down my right cheek.

"Why am I called Princess Doggy?" I asked after he finished. he looked at me with a surprised face.

"When we took you from earth, you had a great knowledge of all the dogs on that planet so people called you Doggy, for your love of dogs... Well you liked being called that so much that Frieza changed your name from Kasey to Doggy ... Alright now princess... This might scare you so give me your word you won't scream." Zarbon suggested while I nodded my head in agreement. "Ok... A year and a half ago... Frieza proposed to you and your wedding is in two months. That's why you are called princess and in two months you'll be called Queen Doggy."

My eyes widened and I panicked inside. 'Two months.. Two months! I can't get my memory by then! Wait, no, this is a dream, it's all a dream. Wake up Kasey!... Wait one minute! Frieza! I'm suspose to get married to Frieza! Oh boy what have I gotten myself into? Now, you need to wake up from this nightmare!' I thought to myself keeping my promise to Zarbon on not to scream. I closed my eyes and tried to relax and when I did I reopened them. "Since I know alot about dogs, are mine still alive?" I asked looking at the dog beds.

"What your three Cocker Spaniels? Yes, thats who the beds are for." He told me with a smirk. I brightened up to this seeing my favorite pets were still alive and I was not alone.

"Oh Nibble Wibble is still alive and Melly Belly... Oh and Gurly Whurly, is she still stubborn and spoiled?" I asked remembering my three dogs names MoonShadow 34th(Gurly Whurly), The Trouble with Nibbles(Nibble Wibble) and Mellow Yellow(Melly Belly).

"Yep and she's skinny because she's on a diet right now. She is walking around the ship exploring everyone. Nibble is with Frieza as is his son,(Nibbles' son) Mellow." Zarbon said sitting by me. "Can I please tend to your wound now, Princess?" He asked as he again wiped away free flowing blood from my face.

"Why is it still bleeding?" I asked him as I pulled back my hair that was hanging over it.

"When you woke up I accidentally opened it again... Your a nice bleeder... You'll clot in a second." Zarbon said as he gently wiped up my blood and forced to clot it by pressing down on the wound. I let out a cry discomfort and flinched. He took out some sort of green gel and rubbed it on my sore and then covered it with a bandage that was really noticeable. "That will cover that for the time being." Zarbon said finishing the bandage.

"What do we do now?" I asked after we sat in silence for a good minute and a half.

"You can go see Frieza and tell him your all right." Zarbon suggested getting up.

"In this!" I demanded when I realized it was see through.

Zarbon laughed at this and walked to a hidden closet. He pressed a red button and the door slid open and vanished showing a entire rack of cloths. I walked over and started looking at the many cloths. I found very soft dresses, three sets of swim suits, and a few sets of the female version saiyan armor. I picked out a white dress that had a white afghan and showed Zarbon. He took it away and threw it on to a red lounge chair.

"All right, good choice, Lord Frieza has always liked that one. Now turn around so I can unbutton the nightgown and I can change you." Zarbon said turning me around himself.

"What? You have to change me? Can't another girl do this?" I said as I felt his hands undo the back of my nightgown.

"It's ok before today you only preferred me to change you so I've seen you naked plenty of times, but i'm not going to stripe you down all the way. Here make this quick and just slip off the gown and I'll throw this over your head." Zarbon laughed as I let out a giggle and did what he said.

Once he saw that my gown was gone, he threw the dress over my head and on to my body. He hurriedly smoothed out wrinkles and made sure it was in the right position. He then pulled the Afghan down over my head and positioned it on my shoulders. He dragged me over to my dresser and mirror to grab two white wrist clips and a large white hair clip with a large oval amethyst stone. He clipped the wrist bands on and took my hair band out, which actually took like a minute because my hair was about down to my ankles. He gently brushed it out, even though I begged him that I do it and he put it into a ponytail, but he ingored me and went on with his job.

(A/N: I lack skill at doing this because my mother has always hated the way I brushed my hair and I always ended up with her putting up my ponytail... For petesakes I can't even put in a simple braid. Plz readers if u are a girl and know how to put in a braid plz tell me how... I know how to put ponytails in but they're sloppy.)

As soon as he was done he put it in a ponytail and covered the hairband with the white hair clip. He then moved down to my feet and checked the polish on them for scuffs and flakes. He didn't see any and grabbed white boots that looked to be of a Saiyan's but it was high heeled. He slipped them on easily and I marveled at how comfortable they felt.

"Frieza had them specially made for you and you just loved them." Zarbon said getting up.

"Oh... Well I still prefer to be barefooted." I said looking down at my enclosed feet.

"Then walk on them." Zarbon ordered pulling me up.

'I can do it myself! Jeez did I like being pulled around or is he just rushing me' I thought to myself while I glared at him. "Please stop pulling you're hurting... me?...Oh my God, Kakakei! They are wonderful! I still feel the coldness of the bare floor but I'm wearing shoes!" I said after realizing how thin these shoes were and how non-existent they felt. I walked around for a few minutes just to get the feel for them. "Ok I can go see my fiance." I announced showing off.

"I can't see him in this. I'm in bathrobe!" Zarbon pointed out showing off to me. He stopped and took off his robe showing me his perfect body and bright red boxers.

'OH MY! He's going to change in front of me! Kakakei, I'm in heaven!'

(On The Otherside Of The Ship)

Frieza was yelling at a low level, who was cleaning the floor, for some reason. The low level was yelling back trying to reason with the master of the ship. The low level looked the the same species as Kiwi but red.

"Why isn't there a sign saying it's wet!" Frieza yelled while the soldier flinched.

"It's right here!" The soldier said moving over to show the big neon yellow 'Wet Floor' sign.

"Ok...um...this...never happened..." Frieza somewhat whispered with cheeks flushed red with embarressment.

"But sir, it DID happen"

"FORGET IT!"

"But sir?..."

"This never happened or I'm going to kill you, got that?"

"Forgetting sire!"

"Good, now have a nice day." Frieza said starting to walk away.

In the next hall, Zarbon and I were talking about my favorite swords and I was still in awe that he had changed in front of me into his uniform.

Flashback

His face, determined for greatness and focused on victory, gave way to his muscular arms, relaxed and draped at his thin-figured sides. His ember golden eyes, filled with passion and lust, not for I, though as I look into them I wish that his gaze was for me alone. His elongated hair proved his masculinity and insurable ego. Every curve of his sides and back drew closer to his groin. Though not showing at all, his groin was already outlined in my mind, lean yet strong and big. His ass, rock hard and shaped perfectly, ended as my eyes drew down his legs. Muscular and smooth, they drew out his strength and quiet intensity. As his boxers slowly dropped to his ankles, my mouth dropped as well. His naked, muscular figure took my breath; his groin as big and strong as I thought. My mind races to find words to describe this feeling to you, but such words do not exist.

(don't mind this I know your angry about it, it's like 'Yeah like that will ever happen.')

End Flashback

"So you see the girls rooms have very little in them because they were storage rooms, but Frieza is planning on building a new ship that will have the same walk room as the mens." Zarbon explained not even noticing that I was just nodding with stars in my eyes.

'Wonder how we got from swords to the girls side of the ship?' I wondered while not really paying attention to what he was saying. "Frieza is just down the hall, right?" I asked changing the subject. I saw Zarbon nodd and we turned the corner.

After a few steps I ran literally into someone smaller than me. I stood there with the someone stuck in my gut for about a minute until I looked down to notice that this someone had two black shiny horns sticking out of his white and purple head. It took me a minute and a growl from the someone.

I looked at Zarbon and he nodded grimly like I was asking a question. So I let a scream of surprise escape my lips and I hurrily backed up. It seemed that I backed up to fast cause my feet slipped on the excess water and fell backwards, but Zarbon caught me. My feet cept sliping even though I knew that Zarbon had me in an iron grip. As I was kicking wildly, I accidently kicked Frieza in his shin, which by the way hurt us both because him and I screamed in agony. He grabbed his armored shin that I somehow kicked through and jumped backwards but he also caught on the excess water on the floor, that the soldier just spilled after my scream frightened him, and fell onto his back.

"There he goes again." Soldier said when Frieza hit the ground. He saw Frieza glare at him and he started to panick, "I SAW NOTHING!" And with that he ran away.

"Hey! You still have water to clean up!" I yelled after him while still kicking wildly.

I felt Zarbon lift me up and put me on the dry part of the floor, but I fell again when one of my heel gave way and I landed on my butt. 'My heel! It's broken! But how did I break it?' I thought to myself while looking at my right shoe.

"Your kick to Frieza's shin destroyed your shoe." I heard Zarbon laugh. He came over and helped me pull off the shoes and he stood me on my feet once again. I got used to the cold floor under my soft feet and walked over to Frieza who was slowly getting up.

"I'm sorry for kicking you. I'll spend the rest of the day with you if it makes your pride any better." I apologized as I got on my knees beside him. He looked over at me with a surprised look.

"Wait, your not mad about last night? What's wrong with you? You've changed since I made you hit your head last night?" Frieza asked getting all the way up.

"About that sire..." Zarbon said nervously. He waited until Frieza looked at him before he continued. "That bump caused her to forget the last eight years of her life with us... All she remembers is her last night on Earth when she was 15."

Frieza looked at me with a puzzled face and I smilied cheerfully. The thing that really scared him was my kid saying, "Moo haha." After a minute or two of silence, he smilied back.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt to have you get used to me again... I just hope the-"

"The wedding isn't called off and I bet I'll get my memory back before then, so don't worry." I said interrupting him. He smilied again and helped me on to my feet. He reached into his armor and pulled out a elongated white box and gave it to me.

"For me? How sweet of you." I said opening the box. I was surprised at the necklace it contained. It had a 24k white gold band with Amethyst stones in shapes of hearts. Zarbon came up from behind me and put the necklace on for me. "It's heavy, but I love it. Thank you Frieza." I said as he grabbed my hand.

"Your welcome. Zarbon please see how far we are from #79." Frieza ordered as Zarbon bowed and walked away.

"If you find Gurly please send her to the room I'm in!" I called after him. I felt Frieza squeeze my hand gently and I turned to look at him.

"Come to my room, your dogs are waiting." He said as we started walking back to his room.

'Hope he isn't thinking of doing anything right now. Here comes Mommy, boys.' I thought happily to myself as I looked foreward.

Ok that's it for now. I hope u readers liked it. some parts are etchy, I know but the story will progress as I work with it. so plz review!

Here is some things that might confuse u:

Kakakei: The unreal god that I believe in. She is an animal god that is a feather dragon. She carries a scythe to kill and revive mortals with. AND she doesn't believe war does any good.

Is-A-Wa: it is not used in this chapter, but is my word I always use.. Literally means anything.

Moo haha: Childhood laugh me and my friend came up with.

OctNip: Nibbles nickname that my brother gave to him. Means eight nipples. keep in mind he is a boy dog and thier only suspose to have four nipples.