Chpter 1: A Knew Noo Adventare
(an: Hi! This is Sara agen. So pepol kep talkin bout this geme caled Undertile, so I tekked to my mom abot gettin it, but i coldnt find it on amazone. Appraently its frm stem wich is super wiedrd. But i playeded it and i knew tht "tody fox" is a fak name for LAUREN! and it was mad by all teh otter librels and Bakek Obmem funded it. U CANT TRICK MEEEE!1!1! SO IM WRATEN THIS IS SPREED TEH TRUTH BOUET THES EVUL GAME!(also im not a lesban)
I wuz in my hisTory classs with my teecher, Mrs. Willsonn (shes relly ugly and shot. idont lick her at all) Shel was taking abot the hentaisauce in urope. Why shold I kare abut a bucha old guys from italy?
"Sara," she sed. "Plese stay woth me afterr class." shes so meen. (in reel lif, she tells me too stay aftar school to wrk on the homewerk. SHES SO STUPED! I nevor go and she gets made at me byt doent say so.)
THEN SUDDANELY…. . SHILK BUSted TROUGH THE WINDO!111!
"hulle, Sara! Nintndi world is in treble! Cume with me!11!" Shuk shed.
I fellewed Shiek and we came tot the Smesh Manson. Everyon waz there, including sum new pepol. Like Korrin whos from Math and Lucina and Robans gaem. Theres girl Corin and guyKorrn, lik wth the Roibans. Clod is also theare, and sum lady called Baynetta, and she hsa shrot hare so shse probabely a lesban.
"Whot's the treble?" I asksed.
"Its bloddy terribe!" Shok said. "A passsage to hell opened up, and thele are monstarts there! And Stan is leding them and theyll attak us! Butt theres a barier and we cat get in ther! Only u can go in and defeet Satin and all teh monssters in the UNDERGRUND. (i dont get why theese thins are crapitialized)"
"Ono!" I sed. I was very scured. I didnt want to go along agen. But I herd god;s voce.
"Sara, Im too bust with otter impotent thins to do, but you still hav your god powars and yur dads shitgun. Oh, and Sara… stay detemined."
"ok god!" I sad. I was rady to go and kill the demens and mosters, but Lucina said i should sty the nite, get rest, and more weepons.
I went to slep, nevous about my new avenue.
(AN: I would say that I'm sorry, and that I had to do this, but I'm not a liar. If you are not familiar with the character of 'Sara', then go look up a user called PrincessAmerica on archieveofourown, and then curse me for telling you about it. This fanfic is just how I imagine how Sara would react to the wonderful world of Undertale. That important thing God had to do was a poker game with Jesus, Saint Paul, and the Archangel Michael. Saint Paul won, by the way.)