Note: I don't own "The Outsiders" or their characters. I only own Macy Jenkins. Also, this is only a parody that makes fun of Mary Sues, so don't be surprised if this is bad.

Mary Sue of the Day: The Bad Ass Sue

It was a fine, spring day. The sun was shining, the children were filled with so much glee it's actually scary, and other things not worth mentioning. The Curtis brothers and their friends were walking home from playing in the football fields, when a bright light shined before them, forcing them to cover their eyes so they wouldn't be blinded by it. Once the whole light sensation was thankfully over, the seven Greasers looked at the new sight that stood before their eyes.

"Who are you?" asked Ponyboy boldly, which the author thought would help make this story amazing when in fact she's only beginning to make the Greasers go o.o.c, short for "out of character". The girl flipped her silky black hair, causing a certain mean and cold Greaser to start swooning over her. Luckily, Johnny smacked him over the head before the blonde head could get brain washed by the strange girl's beauty.

"I'm Macy Jenkins, the most beautiful, the smartest, and the strongest girl you'll ever have seen!" proclaimed the already annoying OC.

"You'll be having wet dreams caused by me and my amazing boobs tonight!" she said, walking towards the confused and horrified Greasers we all love. She crossed her arms around her chest- or I should say- big breasts enlargened by plastic surgery before joining this story. Her magnificent blue eyes then looked into Ponyboy's eyes, sending shivers down his spine.

"Hi there Ponyboy," she said. "I'm going to turn you into a bad ass rebel like me and my future partner in crime and lover, Dallas. Are you excited?"

Before the innocent Greaser could reply, Darry stood in front of him, showing no fear towards Macy. He knew this was going to be tough, since Mary Sues always tend to be invincible and won't budge until someone kills them off.

"I'm not going to allow you to brain wash my poor little brother!" said Soda, standing next to Darry boldly.

"Ponyboy's an innocent child and will stay that way!"

"Future partner in crime and lover?" asked Dallas, wide eyed due to the fact he'll eventually have to deal with that creature. She looked in his direction, smirking and walked towards him, wrapping her arms around his neck.

"You know you want me baby." She said seductively, touching him all over the place, much to Johnny's dismay.

"Listen Mackie or whatever your name is," said Steve, getting fed up of the Mary Sue. "You're not going to turn Ponyboy into a rebel, nor are you going to make Dallas your lover. You're only going to be hated by thousands of fanfiction readers out there, so why don't you stay out of our territory and go back to your homeland where there's other Mary Sues. At least there you'll get the attention you need."

However, being the stupid Mary Sue she is, she started to feel angsty and started to cry.

"I only want to be loved!" said the sad girl. "I was raped 1000 times by my daddy, my brother, my male cousins, my grandfather, my uncle, my old neighbour, the grocer, my teachers, and some male Socs! I then travelled from Boston, which I don't know where that is, to Tulsa and prostituted to make a whole lot of money! Please love and worship the ground I walk on!"

The disturbed Greasers looked at each other, telling each other non-verbally that this was going to be a long day. Then, Macy suddenly went back to normal and went up to the Curtis brothers.

"This is it. This is the moment where you ask me to live with you. Since I knew that would happen, I accept, since you think I'm special for recovering from my horrible past."

"We weren't going to ask you to live with us, you crazy bitch!" said Ponyboy. Shocked by the fact that things weren't going her way, she backed away from the Greasers and started to be sad again.

"This isn't what's supposed to happen!" she said, close to tears. "I was supposed to move in with the Curtis brothers because they pitied me, become Steve and Two Bit's best friend, work at the DX gas station with Soda and Steve since I don't go to school, hate Dallas but then become his lover, cheat on him with Johnny by having sex with him, get pregnant with Dallas and Johnny's 300 kids, and get married to both of them!"

"Die, Mary Sue, die!"

A gun shot was heard. She went wide eyed. Blood started dripping from her mouth and chest and she fell to the ground dead. Everyone turned to find Johnny, smirking in triumpt as he held a gun pointing up to the sky. They all cheered for him and congratulated him for killing the creature known to man as the Bad Ass Sue, a type of Mary Sue often found in the Outsider fanfiction archive.

"Great job, Johnny!" said Dallas, grinning. "You're really brave after all!"

"No one messes with The Outsiders, bitch."

Next Mary Sue: The Nurturing Sue