NOTE1: Okay so this is the new re-vamped...no pun intended chapters without the annoying song lyrics getting in the way!

NOTE2: This takes place in a weird timeline, after Spike and Angel go to

Rome looking for Buffy and for the other thing they were looking for, but

also only two months after Chosen so move everything up... try to work with

me on this story and I KNOW I HAVE TO UPDATE Highschool007! i will

at some point this just popped into my head to it came out on paper sorry!!!

NOTE3: These are not my characters, although if all the characters names

were Bob i could probably get away with it... Oh yeah and i'm broke so don't

sue......

'Can I get a hey hey?

I get a ho ho

Can I get a hey hey?

I get a ho ho'

Buffy stepped out of her personal elevator into the garage containing her

"special cars".

Since the destruction of Sunnydale Buffy had been in Venice working as the

head honcho of the slayer training center. Giles was in Rome directing the

new watcher's council, and since Buffy had no intention of staying near her

friends and sister who betrayed her, Buffy decided to take all those slayers

who would go with her and started her own firm, with some help from

donations from the parents of many of the students and from Buffy's new

found talent. Well i wouldn't call it very new, you see Buffy decided soon

after starting the "Slayer School" if you will, she realized she couldn't live off

of donations so she became a body guard to the celebrities, well at least

that's what she was until she made enough money to start her own body

guarding business and drew in more money than Julie Roberts saw on a

good day.
Moving on... Buffy again decided that even though she was pretty well off

that she was getting bored with not having any apocolypses in oh say 2

months so suffice to say she got bored. So what more could our heroin do?

Be a backup dancer, yup thats right folks, but don't freak out she only did

music videos so that she could keep bossing her two empires. So lets recap

shall we...Buffy has moved on from working at DMP and the hellschool to

owning Summers Inc. (the bodyguarding thing) and Knockout Academy (just

guess, begins with slay ends with ing!) to also becoming a backup dancers

for music videos for people like Fat Joe, Usher, Britney, Nelly, Diddy; i think

you get the point.

So you probably what's been going on with Buffy although i think i covered

most of it i'm guessing you B/A people would like to know what's been

going on, on that front. Well to be honest, after the whole finding out Angel

owned Wolfram and Hart, Buffy wasn't very willing to talk to Angel, but she

almost went to see him in Rome when she heard he was in the area and

looking for her. She certainly laughed when Andrew IMed her and told her

that Angel and Spike thought she was going out with Immortal a.k.a Tom.

And i know what your thinking, well was Buffy surprised when she found out

about Spike? No. Because she was so powerful in Europe she was able to

have her own people in Wolfram and Hart and keep her updated and leak that

she was in Rome when infact she was in Venice, well that and the fact that,

that's where she told Angel she would be. And she didn't lie, exactly, she was

there for almost an hour when she was waiting for her connecting flight to

Venice.

She was planning in the beginning to try and work things out with Giles,

Willow, Xander and Dawn, but she just couldn't get past the fact that in all t

the years that they had been together and like a family that they blatently

ignored her and told her she was wrong and Faith should take her place. But

she couldn't blame Faith, Andrew or Wood (well maybe Wood just a

little...okay alot!) for that choice, so Andrew stayed in Rome but promised to

help her with whatever she needed and Faith and Wood just decided to go

on vacation in Cancoon for a few hundred years.

So THE apocalypse is in motion. And the two most powerful and not to mention influential people...sorry beings.... are oceans apart. Now what, i wonder could bring these two together. hmmm........

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ME TO UPDATE THE SEDUCTION STORY? I MIGHT JUST GIVE UP

ON IT, IT'S MOSTLY ALL WRITTEN I JUST HAVE TO TYPE IT BUT

LEMME KNOW!!!! THANKS