Wow. I haven't uploaded anything in a very long time, and this is all I could come up with. What a loser! Either way, this is something I wrote quite a long time ago. See, after I found out that Ichigo's English voice actor (Johnny Young Bosch) was also a music artist AND I had been seeing way to much of a certain commercial, this sick, twisted, and idiotic idea wouldn't leave my head until I managed to type it out. Don't kill me, please.

Disclaimer: I own neither Bleach nor the stupid song that I have referenced in this crap that I call writing.

Hum. All he did was hum. It was an innocent act, a very innocent little act, when only one person would be willing to scold.

"Oh my God, what is that annoying song!?" the teenaged Quincy snapped suddenly, tossing his book down upon a desk.

The redhead who was sitting next to him blinked and glanced over. "Hm?" he mumbled with a frown, "It's nothing. This room is just too quiet with only you here."

"Well, you would be here by yourself if you didn't make me follow you. Stupid soul reaper!"

"Hey, I never told you to follow me. You did it all by yourself." The two young men were currently serving a unfair detention for being caught wandering around school grounds during class. Ichigo could have sworn that he sensed a Hollow! Then again, his 'sense' wasn't all that keen...

"Where have I heard that song...?" Ishida sighed to himself as the other continued to annoyingly hum. Suddenly, two hands were slapped down onto his desktop. Looming over him was that stupid dandelion head. "What?" he practically whined with a glare.

"I ain't given up that easy..." Ichigo started to sing!

"What are you--!?" Ishida leaned farther back as his irritating companion leaned closer.

"'Cause, baby, here's the thing..."

"Go away!" Ishida cried, trying to push the other away. He was just a little too strong, though.

"I know what it takes to make your heart sing."

"... I hate that commercial!"

Maybe he could learn to like it. He sure did when those obnoxious lips landed upon his own. Perhaps Ichigo did know what it took to make his heart sing.

Woo-hoo! xD Shoot me now, darlings. Review if you so desire, though don't even bother with flames. I tell you, this isn't even worth your wasted effort to bother flaming. Perhaps you enjoyed my stupidity, though. xD