A/N: I haven't done an insane fic in a while, so here's one. I suggest you read the Harry potter bloopers by KittyAngel and I before this. If you don't it will just make it more insane. Enjoy! -StarFig
Scene 1: Harry, Ron, And Herm are walking by the lake
Harry: So then, Snape says that—
A voice from the lake: Use the force, Harry
Ron: What was that?
Harry: I dunno, it's probably Peeves. Anyway, Snape—
A voice: THE FORCE! IT IS STRONG WITH YOU!
Herm: Uh, who's saying that?
Harry: It's coming from the lake!
(Yoda covered in seaweed rises in the middle of the lake, and swims to shore)
Yoda: The force! You have been chosen! Is it not true you have been taught by Obi Wan?
Herm: Er… Yoda?
Yoda: Yes? What is you are wanting young companion?
Herm: You're kinda in the wrong story…
Yoda: NO, YOU are in the wrong story. The force NEVER lies!
Harry: Uh, okay. Will you go away, now?
Yoda: THE FORCE! IT IS HERE! TO SEND ME AWAY WOULD BE THE GREATEST MISTAKE! THE FORCE NEVER LIES!
Ron: Are you all right?
Yoda: Children these days—
Harry: Maybe you should see Madam Pomfrey…
Yoda: Is she an Ewok?
Herm: Shut up.
Yoda: Come, Harry! I shall teach you to be a Jedi knight!
(Yoda grabs Harry and the millennium falcon appears, where yoda makes his quick getaway)
Ron: Okay, that was weird.
(They continue walking because they were always jealous of Harry anyway)
Scene two: Harry and Yoda appear in the Star Wars Scene where Luke fights Darth Vader for the last time
Harry: Hey, is just me, or is Luke like, not here?
Yoda: USE THE FORCE HARRY! Oh, by the way, who's Luke?
Darth Vader: YO! Join the dark side, Harry!
Harry: Uh, Me?
Vader: Yeah, you, punk! Or else you gotta fight! (pulls out wand)
Harry: Uh, Okay! I didn't know Darth Vader was a wizard, but okay… (Pulls out wand)
ZAP!!!!
(Vader turns Harry into a tree frog)
Harry: (in Kermit the frog's voice) Hey! No Fair!
Vader: Join the dark side!!
Harry: Will you quit it about the dark side? (Turns Vader into a ten-foot gnat) Oops…
Gnat: Harry! I am your father!!!!!!!!
Frog: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait a minute, wasn't this in the second movie, not the third?
Gnat: That's your problem, punk. Or should I say, Kermit?
Harry: Say, don't frogs eat gnats?
Vader: No!!
Harry: Yeah they do!
Vader: No fair! Turn me back!
Harry: Fine. (Turns him back) Now, I'm gonna unmask you 'cause then you'll die.
Vader: Fine with me.
(Harry unmasks Vader and sees buck beak)
Harry: What the--?
Bucky: HA! I'm not deeeead!
Harry: Wait a minute… (A/N: To understand this part you have to have read our blooper fics) (Harry pulls off Buckbeak's head, to see Voldie)
Voldie: FEATHER ME!
Harry: AAAAAAAH! Not that again!! (Turns to me who just appeared out of nowhere)
Harry: StarFig! Are you ever gonna drop the "feather me" jazz?
StarFig: No. That's too bad for you, this is MY Fic! (I disappear again)
Voldie: (turning Harry back into a human) So, now that we know who we are, would you like some tea?
Harry: YAY! TEATEATEATEATEATEATEA!
Voldie: (Tea appears out of nowhere) Dig in.
Yoda: Hey, that's not how the movie goes!!
Harry & Voldie: This isn't the movie!!!!!!!!
Yoda: Well, in that case, may I have some tea?
(All drink tea)
A/N: That probably made no sense, but that's okay. Review, and no flamieeees!!! (Don't ask) -StarFig