Winter in inaba
It was a freezing cold day in Inaba town, Seta souji purchased some trendy new gloves from Fox for 3000yen.
"WHAT A RIP OFF!" souji yelled as he gave the fox all his money. That stupid fox was such a greedy bitch and everyone knew it.
"yipyip" said bitch. Kanji was about to teach it a lesson, the fox knew and it jumped up and camoflauged itself in yosukes hair. Yosuke ride into a trashcan. Smash. Gone.
"hey everyone! Let's go to the hotsprings!" cried yuckyko.
"YEEEEAh!" the team cheered and jumped up like highschool musciAl . Later on in a couple of days, they were the hit springs, chie, rise, etc went into the girls one.
"which one are YEW going into, naoto?" asked yosuke -nudgenudge-
"I'm pre-op so I have to go in the girls one" answers nao2. Kanji did this really awkward, obvious sigh of relief. Then they were in the springs . Kanji and yoski chilled together and talked about man stuff (beer , BBQs, rugby) all bromance like but little did they know, souji had an evil scheme of domination 4 them. Splooj went under the water till only his bowlcut was visible. He swam up to them -jaws theme- it was like his hair was alive! And coming after kaji and yosk!
"GET BENT!" yelled kajinji and he knocked souji in the skull. Bruise. After that , fox emerged from yosukes hair and BIT KANJI!
"OW!" cried kaji. He got so steamed and angry like a lobster so he rampaged into the girls springs like how he did at the crampout.
SPLASH he went.
"ew yuck get out!" yelled naotu. Kanji Gita a nosebleeds and the girls used nanko like a battering ram to BASH kanji out! Luckily funky student was outside so kanjis landing was cushioned by his hairdo, unfortunatly tho, he was sucked into he frizzy abyss.
"aiM GONNA GETCHU PUUUUUnnnnkksss...!" he yelled and he was never seen again.
"groovy!" smiled fucky student.
A couple of days later, it was still winter and cold but souji still had basketball club.
"they're cold" kou said as he touched the balls. The bascketballs.
"I guess practice is gonna have to wait until they're warmer" souji said. The team nodded, noone wanted to play b-ball with cold balls.
" hey yo'all!" yelled daisuke as he slid into the gym on his stomach like a penguin. He slid past the while team with his arm out and everyone hi-5'd him as he went past them. Daisuke knew how to make an Entrance. He eventually for up off the floor and put his hands on his hips.
" sup D-man!" kou greeted his BFF cheerully. Daisukke put his arm around kou's shoulder.
"let's go and grab a bite to eat! You too senpai!" daisuck smiled.
"right on!" kou yelled. Daisuke butt-slapped him and souji smiled. Such good friends they were. The went together as a three to the meat dimension. It started pissing down outside.
"I forgot my umbrella! " whined kou. Daisuke luckily had one, so they shared. By this point, souji felt like the third wheel so he was all;
"I'm Gunna rock on home now" Splooji said. Daisuke .
"smell ya l8r！" yelled kou. Souji huffed and walks home in the rain. The hungry dog bit him as he entered his street.
"wlecome back" said dojima.たたたたたたたたｔ
"多々「ただいtadaima." said souji. Dogima didn't have enough understanding, REVERSE SOCIAL LINK.
BOOOMSH! Kanji RAMMED his body through the wall and into Dojima residnce. He was wearing a pretty nifty looking cardigan with a cat on it.
"GEHT AOWT!" dojima roared. He splashed coffe on kanji and It shrunk his cardigan so small it looked like a crop top. Souji quickly grabbed a blanket to cover kanjis bare stomach and ROCK HARD ABS.
"uncle are you crazy? You can't just do that to someone when it's this cold! Havnt you heard?"
*turns to the camera*
"It's Winter In Inaba"
The end